Veniras Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 On Corellia The Knight is being reminded that he is the Hero of Tython and T7 (paraphrased): T7 = Other hero of Tython // Organics = always forget to mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I've not looked through the whole thread so sorry if this has been done already. This is a few lines from an Imperial NPC on Belsavis. Imp Soldier: Next! Name please Prisoner: Kateo Imp Soldier: Let's see ah yes there you are, "killer" kateo, butchered an entire squad of republic soldiers with........ a shiv? Prisoner: That's me Imperial Soldier: Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the imperial army kateo, if there's anything else we can get you maybe something dull and rusty? just ask! That one always reminds me of the recruitment scene in Blazing Saddles where Headly Lamar is getting his band of outlaws together to invade and destroy Rock Ridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinsintvayga Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 "Bring your creds back anytime" -- PVP Vendors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acherom Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bounty Hunter on Alderan: [slight spoiler?] I'm paraphrasing slightly, please correct it if you can because this scene is hilarious if done right. (I'm not a BH, just watched when a friend ran this class quest.) Mako: Now remember we need to make a good impression. So be on your best behavior. Some Noble: Ah, the mercenary scum finally arrives... BH: *punches the noble in the face* Some Noble: Argh! Brute! Roughian! Mako: *facepalm* BH: Ah... look, sorry... can we start over? I'm ... not good at talking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 On Corellia The Knight is being reminded that he is the Hero of Tython and T7 (paraphrased): T7 = Other hero of Tython // Organics = always forget to mention Ha! You know, now I feel guilty I don't count T7 as the savior of Tython..or anything, now that I think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Bounty Hunter on Alderan: [slight spoiler?] I'm paraphrasing slightly, please correct it if you can because this scene is hilarious if done right. (I'm not a BH, just watched when a friend ran this class quest.) Mako: Now remember we need to make a good impression. So be on your best behavior. Some Noble: Ah, the mercenary scum finally arrives... BH: *punches the noble in the face* Some Noble: Argh! Brute! Roughian! Mako: *facepalm* BH: Ah... look, sorry... can we start over? I'm ... not good at talking... Now I want to play through the BH story again JUST to troll the Alderaanian nobles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmeeps Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 !smuggler spoilers don't read this or it'll spoil you! (while failing to fast talk our way into a base) Guss: "Next time be more gullible!" *shoots guard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 !smuggler spoilers don't read this or it'll spoil you! (while failing to fast talk our way into a base) Guss: "Next time be more gullible!" *shoots guard* Ahh, good old fashion gussy.. Never met him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftyDragon Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 when you walk into a cantina on tatooine, and khem val says: "i have a excellent sabacc face. that was a joke, i hate sabacc" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Ok, in this one, the situation itself and her delivery of the line made me grin and chuckle: When on Taris with my Trooper, I had my sidearm trained on COL Torvus. SGT Dorne comes over the Holo and tells me about the guy's war crimes, and the fact that even the Empire doesn't condone his actions. So one thing leads to another, and he's begging for his life. I ask Dorne for her recommendation, and she says: "I recommend discharging your weapon into the Colonel's skull, Leftenant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 That's just mean captain_zone... Hilarious, but mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenLionPilot Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) During the mission "Face-to-Face" (Smuggler Class Quest) in Corellia: Doctor Shi Bata: *fires blaster at character's knee* ...with the rest of the casualties. Male Smuggler: Ow! You scum-sucking Son of a Hutt... (Same scenario, different choice) Male Smuggler: You could have hit something important! Aim for the foot. Edited May 9, 2012 by GreenLionPilot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 During the mission "Face-to-Face" (Smuggler Class Quest) in Corellia: Doctor Shi Bata: *fires blaster at character's knee* ...with the rest of the casualties. Male Smuggler: Ow! You scum-sucking Son of a Hutt... (Same scenario, different choice) Male Smuggler: You could have hit something important! Aim for the foot. Oh lol!! What kind of doctor shoots the patients? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llesna Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Mako: SIS should throw their ciphers a party! With clowns! And a juggling bantha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Zorth_ Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 "I sure hope you're not gonna cry.." Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKLORDDAISHI Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) "There's not a finer sight in galacy than watching gassed rebels running straight into blasters of your own battlion and maybe sunrises but you have to get up early for those." -Imperial Surveillance Officer Tracht (Balmorra) "There's something charmingly naive about building a capitol without orbital shields. Ah well, at least we have options." Doctor Lokin (Voss) Mandalorians on Tatooine - "You saw a sand person without its mask on?" "yep. jumped me out in the wastes. took 'em down and had a little peek" "so what did you see? how did he look?" "Dead. " LOL Jaesa:"Master, do you remember the last imperial port we were docked at? 'cause I don't. I think I may have partied a little too hard. I vaguely remember a imperial soldier; I think he and I...got to know each other or a may have killed him. or both It's fuzzy." Edited May 19, 2012 by DARKLORDDAISHI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 Mako: SIS should throw their ciphers a party! With clowns! And a juggling bantha. JUGGLING BANTHAS!? That is by far the most amazingest thing ever!!!! I'd love too see a bantha juggling. Maybe juggling tuskens. And I didn't know Jaesa could party. Or sleep with an imperial trooper. And kill him. Wait! I remember that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master_endymion Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Line: "Did i tell you about my Jedi friend" It's "Did you not notice my Jedi Friend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted June 7, 2012 Author Share Posted June 7, 2012 It's "Did you not notice my Jedi Friend?" Friend is a strong word, Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ_SAX_MAN Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Haven't played my imp toon on my old server but I will never forget Random questgiver: "It's fantabulous that you've arrived" my Sith Juggernaut: "Did you just make up a word?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 That's just mean captain_zone... Hilarious, but mean! I would have hated to disappoint a lady of Elara's caliber and sexy voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireybanana Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) Smuggler: if Rogun goes down, as far as anyone is concerned. I did it single handedly. With a spoon Darmas: Blindfolded and after four shots of Correlian whiskey. Of course Edited June 9, 2012 by Fireybanana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakachan Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Guss: Don't make me use my lightsaber! Skadge: I don't need all that blood anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ersan Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 From the mission "Give Them An Inch" in Hoth. Master Sav: What's wrong? Getting cold? Need to share body heat? You: Are you flirting with me? I LOLed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhsokaTanorules Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) BH storyline at end of Ch1: I chose to kill the Padawan after defeating the Jedi Master with Gault as my companion ::shoots whiny Padawan ***** in head:: Me: At least your master died on his feet! Gault: (++affection)) Wow...you actually killed her...I mean I would have killed her myself but still.... Smuggler in Tatooine Corso quest ::is threatened by cannibals:: Smuggler: You don't want to really eat us. Corso here is all muscle...and I have it on good authority that I am bad for the heart. Edited June 10, 2012 by AhsokaTanorules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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