Angedechu Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) For some dumb reason, like it not being family friendly enough. Read and judge. Darth Lascivious is a Sith Lord. She have a philosophy opposed to material wealth, which explains the modesty of her clothing and the fact that her lair looks a bit like a basement with bad lightning. -Darth Lascivious have a super evil plan to dominate the Galaxy, that somehow involve mostly capturing Jedis one by one and killing them by using evil Sith alchemy and evil Sith techniques and evil Sith sorcery and even more evil Sith positions. -She have thus captured the old master of the coming-of-age Padawn Richard (or Dick) Moonstabber. -The movie opens as Richard is captured by the minions of Darth Lascivious-he actually don’t put out much of a fight and don’t protest much, as he plan to engage Darth Lascivious in combat to free his master. -Cue to the lair of Darth Lascivious, where Lascivious is busy breaking the old Jedi Master, especially working on making him betray his Jedis vows. Richard promptly defy her for a death duel. As Darth Lascivious have eaten food laced with cortosis, she is immune to lightsaber blades. Richard wil have to engage her using unpowered lightsaber, the Force and a variety of objects of a certain size and shape conveniently lying around the lair. But Richard will mostly use another kind of weapon : as Yoda would have said ‘’To fight against Darth Lascivious, rather large a weapon you will need’’. -Darth Lascivious, despite her experience with similar weapons, make numerous comments on the fact that she is quite impressed by Richard’s special weapon. -Lascivious and Richard engage in a very epic battle, with loads of pun (Lascivious mocks repeatedly Master Yoda’s philosophy, especially his quote about the size not mattering) : Richard have to use all his Jedi training and sword fighting techniques fight to cope with Lascivious. -Suddenly, the old master of Richard break free, and immediately engage Darth Lascivious from the rear, trying to help his student. -Darth Lascivious is now hammered from both sides, but the Dark Side is so powerful in her that she laugh of those assaults, and crudely mock the old Jedi fighting and sword techniques. -The old Jedi succumbs to the Dark Side, and try an all-out assault on Lascivious. Alas, all the twisted tortures he was submitted to by Lascivious have taken their toll on him. -Exhausted, his (life) Force depleted, the old master of Richard collapse. A big NOOOOOO follow. -As a sort of subplot, traditional Sith treachery plays in the background. The young apprentice of Darth Lascivious turns on her mistress, and engage the minions of Darth Lascivious. Proving genre savvy, the female guards drop their usually inefficient armor (as well as their clothes) and engage the would be Darth, in a very close all out melee. Cue to several hours of creative uses of fan-favored weapons (such as a lanvarok) Edited November 12, 2012 by Angedechu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNCommand Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 What did I just read? I think someone uses to much time writing and reading fan fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angedechu Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 I was being sarcastic. This is a joke post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murshawursha Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I'd watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andge Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Makes a much sense as your average SW plot. I mean, in KOTOR II Darth Nihilus "epic" plan was to hunt down and kill every living Jedi one by one. How elaborate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Makes a much sense as your average SW plot. I mean, in KOTOR II Darth Nihilus "epic" plan was to hunt down and kill every living Jedi one by one. How elaborate... Correction. Darth Nihilus didn't care about the Jedi that much. They were food to sate his never-ending hunger. Sion wanted to kill all Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angedechu Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 You did get the joke ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlznSmri Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 You had me at Richard "Dick" Moonstabber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNCommand Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 You had me at Richard "Dick" Moonstabber. I would have gone with Lars Galaxyslapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angedechu Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 Plus, this was the kind of movie were the climax would make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnatB Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Think you're getting Star Wars and Star Whores mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angedechu Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 Aww, you see dirt everywhere. The project is very clean Like that scene, in which Richard's use his special lightsaber to attack Darth Lascivious, with methodical sword thrusts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JekRendar Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Stopped reading after "Sith". Lucas doesn't recognize the EU. The NT plots will be based on Lucas's notes. Anakin destroyed the Sith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malefik Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Darth Lascivious, Wow with that name she's got to be hot. Will she dress in a slave outfit? Do you have any pictures??? j/k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakafonas Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) hahaha lol Good one! i see what u did there Suddenly, the old master of Richard break free, and immediately engage Darth Lascivious from the rear, trying to help his student. this is the best part Edited November 14, 2012 by wakafonas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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