_biddan_ Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) this one during the smuggler class quest: evil girl that wants to kill you:"(to scavak)that's the captain who stole your ship on coruscant!" me:"eheh...better times!" Edited June 10, 2012 by _biddan_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakoni Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Jedi Consular on Essles FP talking to the captain Jedi Consular: "Wow there's useless then there is you people." best line in game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evaszion Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Kaliyo D'jannis: "Kaas city, all shiny and new, makes you wanna burn the whole place down." either that or: Kaliyo D'jannis: "...Yeah, cause none of us hicks can use a navicomputer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Termorn Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 SW: "My head has a strict 'no detachment' policy." "If I had a credit for every time someone I was about to kill predicted my doom . . ." "A few psychopaths should keep the Republic awake at night." SI: "I'm not cute. I'm deadly." Interestingly, I've been keeping a list of funny/awesome quotes from the game since my SW hit 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SebastianII Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 On Corellia The Knight is being reminded that he is the Hero of Tython and T7 (paraphrased): T7 = Other hero of Tython // Organics = always forget to mention Kira's reply to this same situation is great too. "Wait, Is he talking about the first time you saved Tython, or the second?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutheniel Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 My favorite isn't exactly a line per se, rather it is an entire scene in the Imperial Storyline, which had me laughing and WTFing at the same time. My favorite part is after Taris, when the IA goes through the weirdest and possibly greatest mind trip due to mind control of all time. Oh yeah, and Watcher X shows up in CREEPIEST way possible Favorite Line from the Scene "Cipher Nine. Legate. Hand of Jadus. It's been awhile since Shadow Town." Link to Actual Scene: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 I'm so happy my baby thread has gained so much attention! These are some hilarious lines. I hope when we get Makeb, it'll have more funny lines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 On Balmorra with the Trooper and Elara: Me: Dorne, do you know Regulation 335-R? Dorne: Yes, sir. But it has to do with deployment of field latrines... I LOL'd hard at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwena Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Not an exact quote, but: "Let me guess, the friendly Taris wildlife is giving you trouble?" Said by my Consular to one of the many quest-giving NPC's on Taris. I couldn't help but laugh at this one 'cause it pretty much sums up most of the quests you'll find on (Republic) Taris. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCummerbund Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I don't know if this has been mentioned in this thread yet, but I just ran into Captain Bryn outside of Lord Grathan's estate, where he warned me that Grathan was researching evil technology like "droids, turrets, cybernetic implants, and ergonomic chairs." I hate to say that I LOLed, but I truly LOLed. I almost fell out of my completely un-ergonomic chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jevnaker Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Smuggler: if Rogun goes down, as far as anyone is concerned. I did it single handedly. With a spoon Darmas: Blindfolded and after four shots of Correlian whiskey. Of course So smuggler =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heezdedjim Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 "I'm not just a thug in uniform. I'm a heavily armed thug in uniform." From the trooper story line, around level 5-ish I think. Sadly that was the high point of the trooper story . . . it was all downhill from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeydud Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 cant remember the specific NPC but it takes place at the beginning of the JK story line when you have to find some Twi'leks (?) father and recover his remains. NPC : Did you find my father ?(or somesuch) Answer : Yes , he's in my bags... ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir-Phobos Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 When talking to the final boss in Esseles, a certain dialogue option will lead to a Trooper (if you have one and he wins the roll), saying: "Keep him talking, I'll flank him" When Vokk is standing right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iiyria Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 "You can only get away with sleeping with your brother for so long"- Mako on dromund kaas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted June 16, 2012 Author Share Posted June 16, 2012 "You can only get away with sleeping with your brother for so long"- Mako on dromund kaas I remember that one. I was a little confused on the whole conspiracy going on, but once mako said that, it ALL made sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razdek Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Warrior quest in a convo with darth barras other apprentice in granthems compound... "I am more than meets the eye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthspirtus Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Almost every time you go into battle with Kiliyo (sp) she jumps at the enemy and says: "Dibs on the head!" Not so funny after hearing it 20 times, but the first time I realized what she was saying I actually LOL'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 For the last conversation with Elara Dorne (for male trooper): ...I want to be a mommy...! I felt like saying: Oh...did you hear that? I think Garza in on the holocom, I better look...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Oh lol!! What kind of doctor shoots the patients? PvP healers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Kael Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 (edited) Don't Believe its been posted yet but my favorite line is from Darth Baras on Dromund Kaas when he is frustrated from interrogating his captive. SW: "I feel your anger, Master." DB: "A Blind Deaf Comatose Lobotomy Patient could feel my anger!!!!!" My fav line of the game so far. Edited June 17, 2012 by Darth_Kael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Don't Believe its been posted yet but my favorite line is from Darth Baras on Dromund Kaas when he is frustrated from interrogating his captive. SW: "I feel your anger, Master." DB: "A Blind Deaf Comatose Lobotomy Patient could feel my anger!!!!!" My fav line of the game so far. Ahhh, Darth Cartman! He's FULL of great lines when you troll him hard enough! Me: "Is there some problem here?" Baras: /facepalm "What kind of IDIOT asks a stupid question like THAT?!?!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafaman Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Ahhh, Darth Cartman! He's FULL of great lines when you troll him hard enough! Me: "Is there some problem here?" Baras: /facepalm "What kind of IDIOT asks a stupid question like THAT?!?!?!?" Darth Cartman! LOL! I hadn't thought of that. Makes me want to relive those convos again. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted June 17, 2012 Author Share Posted June 17, 2012 For the last conversation with Elara Dorne (for male trooper): ...I want to be a mommy...! I felt like saying: Oh...did you hear that? I think Garza in on the holocom, I better look...! For Kira and I, actually suggested it. The agreement was I had to clean up after them. What she doesn't know is I had a force-vasectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordofdamornin Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Shh...It's over. Thanks for playing. Riôt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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