kurzis Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 i've just unsubbed. if you're on the progenitor server and tell a joke funny enough to make me laugh you can have the combined wealth of all my characters. after investing well over £500 into this game i realize that its just a cash cow and its causing severe problems with my gambling addiction since the launch of cartel packs lets the games for my wealth commence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsKNives Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Ahh darn, I'm not on the Progenator. My mom tells me I'm really funny, so I probably would have won too. Good luck with your gambling addiction, I understand it's a hard one to kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) I'm not entirely sure if this is truth or trolling. If you want to give your stuff away, try Trade Chat. Edited May 8, 2013 by bionamaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachenko_Yuri Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 How is the commander of the imperial insect forces called? Grand MOTH kilran RED eclispe server, just wanted to chime without a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 How is the commander of the imperial insect forces called? Grand MOTH kilran RED eclispe server, just wanted to chime without a reason I give that 3/5. Have any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurzis Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 How is the commander of the imperial insect forces called? Grand MOTH kilran RED eclispe server, just wanted to chime without a reason best one so far.. keep it up!! btw not trolling, i've actually quit, im giving defiance a try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Not mine and it's terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackavaar Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 best one so far.. keep it up!! btw not trolling, i've actually quit, im giving defiance a try Prepare for disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuixupu Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Wouldn't it have made more sense to simply log on to the Fleet and announce this in General Chat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Wouldn't it have made more sense to simply log on to the Fleet and announce this in General Chat? That'd be one hell of a feeding frenzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solzean Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Before I put any effort into this, what server are you on? Also, do you want to give it to ONE person or do you want someone who can distribute it to others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) Before I put any effort into this, what server are you on? The Progenitor is totally a real server Edited May 8, 2013 by Tatile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solzean Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The Progenitor is totally a real server Oh, didnt notice that my first read through. Too bad, its on the wrong server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzoorrzz Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4sqNGvhC1c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The Progenitor is totally a real server "That's not true! That's impossible!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowanThursday Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) The gleaming snowfields of Alderaan. A small party wander out of a forest- a Knight, a Consular, a Smuggler, and a Trooper. The Trooper has a Killik attached to him- his helmet got splashed with pheromones during a recent mission, and now the Killik is convinced that the helmet is its egg, and keeps cuddling the trooper's head. Enter, stage right, wading through the blood of House Rist's deadliest assassins * , a Sith Inquisitor, a Sith Warrior, an Imperial Agent, and a Bounty Hunter. The two groups sight one another. Bounty Hunter: Mumble-mumble-mumble-mumble-mesa Boba Fett, mumble mumble mumble mesa whole loadsa credits! Imperial Agent: I don't care *what* kind of a bounty there is on them, Jar-Jar... I beg your pardon, yes, I *know* the Inscrutable Helmet of Doom disguises you perfectly, I don't care *what* kind of a bounty there is on them, 'Boba', we're *not* flagging as PVP, look at them, they outnumber us! Jedi Knight: Zounds! Beshrew me, thou art a craven serpent, thou blue-faced red-eyed hellhound from ye pits of bespoke and knavish hell!" Jedi Consular: Sighs... No... we've *talked* about this... yes, I *know* your character sheet says "Knight", that *really* doesn't mean you have to speak like... Jedi Knight: Forsooth! Me thinks I do bespy me one yclept a true warrior of ye Sith! Smuggler:What?! Are you *nuts*?! We're outnumbered!" Sith Inquisitor:Bah! Innumerate and simple minded fool... what matter your petty money and honour when compared to the power of the Dark Side! For our numbers are even, but none can stand against the lethal lethality of my double ended lightsaber.... Draws Saber Sith Inquisitor:Oooh.... nasty... never mind, it's all right, don't worry, I'm fine- I've got *plenty* of those... and anyway, I'm sure a kolto tank will... ooh, actually, I can do Voltaic Slash now, can't I... now... if I just spin my wrist like..... SLASH! Imperial Agent: sighs. Would you mind passing me his arm? Jedi Consular: Sure - I knew I rolled Sage for a reason... Trooper: Yee-haw, that's enough talkin', we got us some soldierin' to be doin', let's waste some Imps, for the Republic! Yeee-haaaa! Assault Cannon Blast Bounty Hunter:Mumble mumble mumble! Dies Smuggler:Wait, don't start a fight, look at the odds! Jedi Consular: Er... actually we sort of outnumber them now... Smuggler: Two of them are still conscious! I don't like those odds! Sith Warrior:STOP TALK! SPACEBAR-SPACEBAR-SPACEBAR-KILL-REPUBLIC-4-LOOT! FORCE-CHARGE! Jedi Knight:Zounds! Forsooth mine honour, you shall not PAAASSS! FORCE-LEAP! FORCE-MID-AID-COLLISION. Sith Warrior:SPACEBAR-SPACEBAR-Dies Jedi Knight:Zounds! Dies Imperial Agent: sighs. Facepalms. ''%ing SITH! Jedi Consular: Oh, for the love of.... sorry about that. That's the third Knight this *week*.... Trooper: Yee-haw, looks like the bad guys are losin'! Time to save the galaxy macho-style, for the Republic! Smuggler: BACK-BLAST Trooper: Dies Jedi Consular: Er.... Smuggler: Points at the Agent. She's hotter than him Points at dead trooper Aw, come on Jedi, I ain't had a decent fade to black in almost five minutes! Jedi Consular: You faded to black with 60 slave girls at once back on Nar Shaddaa! ... *and* your own Wookiee! That's 59 more fades to black than I get in my entire *storyline*, you FTB-crazed maniac! Imperial Agent: Um... excuse me... could I possibly defect? Jedi Consular: SHUT IT! Arrrgh, Consulars never have any luck, it's so unfaaaair.... I get less fades-to-black than C2-N2, my voice actor's some relation of Prince Valium, I never even get to *use* my saber and I paid a lot of cartel coins for this pink-purple crystal and now everyone says it looks like neon chewing gum, I'll *never* be as cool as Satele Shan, my signature attack is 'chuck gravel', and my best friend's a lizard! It makes me so ANGRY!!!! The Imperial March starts to play in the background. To save the galaxy, the Imperial Agent quickly sticks a shiv in the orchestra's conductor. Smuggler: Your best friend's a lizard? You think *you've* got problems? Have you *met* my first companion.... oh, by the Force, *no*, here he comes.... ROCKET-JUMP! Corso Riggs:Yeee-haww! Guess ya' need me after all! Jedi Consular: PROJECT ** Imperial Agent: EXPLOSIVE-PROBE Smuggler: DIRTY-KICK Corso Riggs:Wow... now I'm dumb, ugly, AN' dead.... Dies. Smuggler: Remember, my very young Padawan- fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Stupid. Stupid leads to Corso Riggs. Jedi Consular: Oh shut up. Is it true I'd have had a demon companion, lightning, and an attractive blonde boss, if I'd rolled Sith...? Imperial Agent: Er, yes, but.... Jedi Consular: The Dark Side calls me! Logs off to chargen Smuggler: So.... ... Imperial Agent: So..... Pause. Imperial Agent: Pssst, what do we do now? Smuggler: Beats me, I usually just wait for everything to fade to black. Kiss. Fade to black. Sith Inquisitor: Do you two mind ?!?! I'm still *here* you know! * - in other words, the ones who remember both their sniper rifle *and* their ammunition when going out on a manhunt, and more often than not *don't* trip over their garottes. ** - Project, using the Sith Warrior as the piece of random debris to throw. Edited May 8, 2013 by RowanThursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andryah Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) How do we even know that he has any stuff? Maybe he spent all that money on cartel packs and has nothing of value to show for it. Edited May 8, 2013 by Andryah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeweledleah Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 @ Rowan, I'm laughing so hard, i have tears streaming from my eyes. that was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Man everyone and their brother is staying on Jedi Covenant it seems haha. Always seems to be a euro server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettMj Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleet_Xia Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jedi walk into a bar........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackavaar Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jedi walk into a bar........... You'd think the Jedi would have ducked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shingara Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 You'd think the Jedi would have ducked. Dont be silly, the other 2 will have beaten the jedi to death for having a line to god, then have gone for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRobert Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Knock, knock. Who's there? Sith. Sith who? BOOM! When a Sith knocks on your door, don't question them, just open the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafaman Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 @Rowan, that was outstanding. Best read I've had for quite some time on these boards. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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