ATAMIANM Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Not sure if this has been posted before: Jedi Knight questions the motives of the Hutt for wanting the Knight to free some Republic soldiers: Damrasch the Hutt: "I'm guessing you want them to have freedom, happiness, all the synthfood they can eat...we just want our share of the profits." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kijthae Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Smuggler class quest. One of the Skavak's *****es call me for help then she tries to kill me she confides in her blaster shield . While talking to skavak on halo her battery exhausts ( on the moment she says she doesnt know those batteries last too short ).She begs help from skavak but he rejects her then she cries as "he doesnt love me" Then I pick the dark sided option and my toon says "nobody loves you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dovid-r Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 the smuggler has a lot of good ones. I just got to the quest on balmorra where you have to free your contact from the prison at Sobrik Spaceport. Akavi Spaar interrupts you, and the conversation goes something like this (i'll be ****** if i don't remember the lines correctly) Akavi: Get down. You want to be spotted? You: Is there even a word for 'hello' in Mandalorian? Akavi: (gibberish). It also means "I'm surprised to see you survived". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalMizer Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 (edited) Inquisitor story, Lord Zash says she has a surprise for the inquisitor. You need to choose the 3rd option. Best line in the game for me imo. Edited December 31, 2012 by EternalMizer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duduneco Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Probably been said before but I laugh at this everytime I hear it Baras: ARRRGAGG I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!!11!!1!!one SW: I feel your anger, master. Baras: A BLIND, DEAF, COMOTOSE, LOBOTAMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER!!!!!!!1!!1!!111!!!one Vette: Okay, I'm officially scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnNightWalker Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Iquisitor's: Khem Val, looking at Duros refugees on Nar Shadaa: They are weakest and pathetic creatures in the galaxy. No one noticed if i eat a few of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickpaw Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Smuggler Act 2 finale, after springing the two co-horts from the crate (after a light-side choice): Cathar sharp-shooter: Blaster's faster.Child-like hacker: Ha ha! That rhymed! Sorry I can't remember their names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velenias Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I like the female smuggler's line near the beginning where she says "You haven't got the guts", but thats mostly down to how she says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swaption Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 "So I'm going in blind?" - Miraluka sniper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 "So I'm going in blind?" - Miraluka sniper BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loryk Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 On Ilum my trooper in a conversation with High Command said: I've got frostbite where, You don't want to know where I've got frostbite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jankiel Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 This one just killed me. Much better than the bounty hunter drop your weapon thing. End of smuggler arc on Tatooine is just crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WDhd8fjl8&feature=youtu.be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsite Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 2V-R8: (after failing a crew skill mission) "There was complications, master. Please don't deactivate me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burana Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Vette companion quest with a female Sith warrior, when they find Vette's sister Tivva on a pleasure barge on Nar Shaddaa. Vette's sister: no women, no couples. Sith warrior: wait a moment. Why this "no women" policy. Vette: Shut up, please? Crazy Sith channel turned to mute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swaption Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 2V-R8: (after failing a crew skill mission) "There was complications, master. Please don't deactivate me!" Oddly, when he says this I want to cut him to pieces with my lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenshaelo Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Sith warrior on Dromund Kaas - you can scare away some NPCs by threatening to eat them. After they leave, the Imperial you're aiding tells you "Great bluff!". I picked the option to deadpan "I wasn't bluffing". Loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATAMIANM Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Can't remember the exact line, but after you defeat the Sand Demon asa Jedi Knight, the Knight makes a comment it was unfortunate he had to kill the demon. The Jawa who had rushed to the cave to "help" says something like "Not sorry Sand Demon is dead! Sand Demon ate many of my ancestors! Not sorry!" IMO, Jawas and Hutts have some of the funniest lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Darth Charnus: Are you ready to shove it down CEC's throat? Me: Well, I've got a pazaak game later, then a lunch with the Emperor. Fortunately for you, I'm free for now. Darth Charnus: *Smirk* Good, I wouldn't want to disrupt your busy agenda. Hope it hasn't been posted yet, but this made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 HK-51 on entering the Jawa camp north of the rep starting town on Tatooine: Announcement: These Jawas are filthy droid scavengers. Will hold on deletions unless you say otherwise . . . please say otherwise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wokcha Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) From the "funny 'cause it's true" files, HK-51 on Ilum - Lament: The Jedi have proved remarkably incapable of holding their temples, master. Am I the only one bothered by this? At the Shrine of Healing on Voss - Pierce: Strangest medcenter I've ever seen. If I fall in battle, let me die. Do not bring me to these crazies! Edited January 4, 2013 by wokcha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 can't remember the exact line, but after you defeat the sand demon asa jedi knight, the knight makes a comment it was unfortunate he had to kill the demon. The jawa who had rushed to the cave to "help" says something like "not sorry sand demon is dead! Sand demon ate many of my ancestors! Not sorry!" imo, jawas and hutts have some of the funniest lines. i love jawas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATAMIANM Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Jawas and Hutts do have the funniest lines. The Jawas are funnier because they get so excited saying such insane things, while the Hutt just deadpan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzemancer Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Damnit, my female agent (or maybe it was bounty hunter, I've been switching between alts a lot the last few days) had a convo with another female character during the class quest that was just filled with innuendo and I couldn't stop chuckling at it (yes, I'm one of those people who at most chuckle) Just sucks that only just now found this thread or I would have commited the conversation to memory. I like how every time I get a ship I am assigned as squad leader of a squad that I'll never see and who flies around in other parts of the galaxy avoiding me the absurdity of that makes everything that flight commander guy says hillarious. Especially when as a bounty hunter you steal a ship and kill imperials only minutes before calling him you'd think he'd be a little pissed off at least. Anyway funny lines: - I'm just visiting my old friend Lord Gratham and - You have three seconds to get out of my way...1...2...3 [Attack] and first BH one on balmorra - What's the fine for destroying an Imperial droid? And there was a few good ones in the convo with the idiot with the big desk (in the second great hunt bounty mission), especially the chewing out he got from the Commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 Damnit, my female agent (or maybe it was bounty hunter, I've been switching between alts a lot the last few days) had a convo with another female character during the class quest that was just filled with innuendo and I couldn't stop chuckling at it (yes, I'm one of those people who at most chuckle) Just sucks that only just now found this thread or I would have commited the conversation to memory. I like how every time I get a ship I am assigned as squad leader of a squad that I'll never see and who flies around in other parts of the galaxy avoiding me the absurdity of that makes everything that flight commander guy says hillarious. Especially when as a bounty hunter you steal a ship and kill imperials only minutes before calling him you'd think he'd be a little pissed off at least. Anyway funny lines: - I'm just visiting my old friend Lord Gratham and - You have three seconds to get out of my way...1...2...3 [Attack] and first BH one on balmorra - What's the fine for destroying an Imperial droid? And there was a few good ones in the convo with the idiot with the big desk (in the second great hunt bounty mission), especially the chewing out he got from the Commander Hunting people over the galaxy for fame and fortune... Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrond Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 (edited) Conversation between Corso and my female Smuggler (i think it was not mentioned here): Corso: You need someone who really takes care of you. Smuggler: If i need someone to take care of me i sell my starship and start knitting. Sith Warrior on Balmorra after the class quest with the son of the spy: Baras: Can you see me smiling my apprentice? (with that mask?) Edited January 7, 2013 by Celebrond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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