AelixVII Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Malavai Quinn: Come with me back to my quarters, I'll show you how I feel. Female Warrior: This should be good for a laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rauzgriz Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 On the inquisitor class quest on balmorra, I forget exactly what the context was (it was one of the anti radiation injection conversations) One of the things your character can say is "Who says I'm not a colicoid?". As well, one of the general conversation lines for the inquisitor "Just doing my good deed for the decade". And finally, to round out the inquisitor selection, there's one of the inquisitor class quests on korriban, the one where you have to go torture that one guy for information. When your talking to the torturer (Inquisitor Zyn) after you've gotten the information, one of the conversation options leads to your character saying "No more torture? Awwwwww." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird_of_Thunder Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 one of the quests on Dromund Kaas for SW Baras: ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Warrior: Something wrong here? Baras: WHO COULD ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 Malavai Quinn: Come with me back to my quarters, I'll show you how I feel. Female Warrior: This should be good for a laugh... Eww! Malavai isn't good enough for the warrior! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 (edited) Had a Conversation with HK-51 the other day, may paraphrase a bit. Declaration: You seem to have an endless supply of organic troublemakers to eliminate, master. I find this pleasing.Hint: However, your elimination techniques could use work. I could coach you, if you desire, master.Suggestion: Most organic troublemakers possess one vital organ. Destruction of this organ will cause immediate death. Additionally, removal of this organ will encourage nearby troublemakers to surrender. Also, upon giving him a Courting Gift: Objection: I am an assassin droid, master! (the Voice Actor's delivery made him sound quite scornful of your ridiculous behavior. Kudos, kudos!) Edited December 8, 2012 by bionamaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Good 'ole one that still makes me laugh even after a year... The captain's dead! Shutup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 8, 2012 Author Share Posted December 8, 2012 good 'ole one that still makes me laugh even after a year... the captain's dead! shutup! classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastWizard Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 On black talon, inquisitor option. Ensign just got the transmission. "I'm dying of suspense, really." Another was on Dromund Kaas, and the players was supposed to deal with poisoning the slaves water supply. After talking to the lord, you talk to a corporal/lt I forget which, he tries to convince you, and the inquisitor replies "Yawn" I died! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Had a Conversation with HK-51 the other day, may paraphrase a bit. Declaration: You seem to have an endless supply of organic troublemakers to eliminate, master. I find this pleasing. Hint: However, your elimination techniques could use work. I could coach you, if you desire, master. Suggestion: Most organic troublemakers possess one vital organ. Destruction of this organ will cause immediate death. Additionally, removal of this organ will encourage nearby troublemakers to surrender. Also, upon giving him a Courting Gift: Objection: I am an assassin droid, master! (the Voice Actor's delivery made him sound quite scornful of your ridiculous behavior. Kudos, kudos!) Awesome! I can't wait for that one I rarely experiment with companion gifts. I have so many characters there has to be a companion somewhere that will LOVE it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TORPlayer Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Watcher 2: The cell's name is Ghost Cell. Response: Oooh. Spooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mawduce Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Vette after a battle: "Brutal, better check all my parts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrond Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Bounty Hunter Story quest on Hutta: when confronting the Trandoshan Bounty Hunter: BH: I never killed a...what is he again, Mako? Mako: A Trandoshan. Rhymes with dead meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Bounty Hunter Story quest on Hutta: when confronting the Trandoshan Bounty Hunter: BH: I never killed a...what is he again, Mako? Mako: A Trandoshan. Rhymes with dead meat. Mako has the cutest rhymes. In fact, anything mako related is cute! Mako on her computer, cute. Mako googling things with her implants, cute. Mako blasting the face of anything that moves, cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beattlebilly Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) Congratulations! We have found THE funniest line in game! ...from the bounty hunter story: Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are. Yea, one of my favorites right there. Another one, on my BH again, don't remember when, where or who: You have a very underdeveloped sense of self preservation. Khem Val, Dromund Kaas at the Unfinished Colossus(don't remember it exactly, been a while): Any Sith that can't finish building a statue to himself doesn't deserve a statue. Vette throwing bombs in combat: WOO HOO!! Edited December 10, 2012 by beattlebilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATAMIANM Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I don't have the stomach for it, but I'd like to re-do a warrior from scratch and always pick the lines that cause Darth Baras to say such inane things. The voice actor for Baras really did an amazing job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RigbyC Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Female Sith Inquisitor talking to an NPC/Q-giver on Tatooine who is babbling about somthing not being his fault. "I dont remember saying "Expendable worm, please tell me about your life"" I laughed so hard the timing and delivery was perfect.... had to play it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Yea, one of my favorites right there. I don't know, I never found that line that funny, it's a rip of the line from Episode 1 with that flying alien. And it looks about as silly as shooting blasters at a force user with a lightsaber out. You have a very underdeveloped sense of self preservation. Gus has a similar line. Can't remember the situation, but he says: Most of the people we run into don't seem to be overly concerned with continuing living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 Yea, one of my favorites right there. Another one, on my BH again, don't remember when, where or who: You have a very underdeveloped sense of self preservation. Khem Val, Dromund Kaas at the Unfinished Colossus(don't remember it exactly, been a while): Any Sith that can't finish building a statue to himself doesn't deserve a statue. Vette throwing bombs in combat: WOO HOO!! I remember khem's there... That was pretty good! Khem had us h a nice sense of humor... How did my inquisitor ever get placed with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyde_v Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 The Bounty Hunter has this upstart kid confront you once you land on, I think, Nar Shadda where the kid say "I'm not afraid of you. I have a flame thrower!" Confident guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iDraxter Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 1)Me:"Kaliyo hasn't said much about you. Everything going alright?" Vector:"After some early missteps, we're learning to tolerate one another - we no longer invite her to dejarik games, she no longer spits in our tea. Give us a few months; we've negotiated with worse." 2)Agent: You do realize you are helping the man who killed you? Watcher X: Then if I truly am a figment of your imagination, you have a warped sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSL Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 HK-51: "The Maker selected you. Don't take it personal." The second after my HK shot the mob through the back of her head. Made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 2... Pages away... 2! Mwa ha ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_watt Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Sith inquisitor upon arriving at dromund kas . Soldier - may I beg your assistance. Inquisitor - you may begin groveling Soldier - if that is what it takes to get your help. I don't remember any other line quite so funny in any other story or quest. Trelleg - lvl 50 Sage Jedi Covenant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horseshoekrab Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "I want robes of gold!" "I'd like the earwax please" Khem:This is my sabaac face. I lied, I hate savaac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "I want robes of gold!" "I'd like the earwax please" Khem: This is my sabaac face. I lied, I hate savaac. A lot of funny inquisitor ones. Id LOVE to watch Khem play sabaac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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