Suntaru Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Bounty Hunter on Hutta to the elderly couple . Husband had already been shot in the leg and my BH's response was " If at first you don't succeed, Reload " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Trooper, during the World Arc on Makeb... Gez Addar: "Ah, one of the Republic's greatest heroes! Just the person we could use to bring some wisdom and perspective to the discussion. Trooper: "Here's my Wisdom...(pulls out rifle)...and this is my Perspective (pulls out sidearm). Start talking, but don't waste my time." Way to tell the Hutts to shove it, Hadriel. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorei Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 During the Sith Warrior mission on Alderaan: Duke Kendoh: I pledge myself to your directives, and as I aid you, perhaps you'll be moved to help me in mine. Sith Warrior: Unless your directives involve your suicide, I won't be participating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 FemSmuggler and Darmas. That is his name, right? Darmas: The best privateers often end up rich and powerful Smuggler: Can you say it again? You make it sound so sexy. Dunno if that was posted before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Trooper, during the World Arc on Makeb... Gez Addar: "Ah, one of the Republic's greatest heroes! Just the person we could use to bring some wisdom and perspective to the discussion. Trooper: "Here's my Wisdom...(pulls out rifle)...and this is my Perspective (pulls out sidearm). Start talking, but don't waste my time." Way to tell the Hutts to shove it, Hadriel. Well played. How can you do that with an assault cannon?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 How can you do that with an assault cannon?!? You say "Eat my wisdom, *****!" And you smack the NPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 How can you do that with an assault cannon?!? Vanguards use Blaster Rifles At least you use somethign other than a pistol! My commando always threatens people/things with her blaster, when she has an assault cannon that looks like a BFG 10000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midianlord Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but that whole convo with Trymbo in the Smuggler class-story on the origin planet. Pure brilliance, but especially: "Did my wife tell you that? Don't listen to her, she's been dead for twelve years!" Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blowwtorch Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 On Tatooine, after completing "The Water Pirates" in the Republic Bonus Series and getting the people their water back "I'll think of you next time I have a shower! Well, you know what I mean." Or on Imperial Balmorra after killing the refugees in cave 52 "There's not a finer sight in the galaxy than gassed rebels running out of a cave into the waiting blasters of your own battalion. Well--perhaps sunrises. But for those, you have to wake up early." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovi-Scarlet Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 In that one Ord Mantell quest where you're reporting those two using the minefield as an obstacle course... "Nope! Refugees blowing up everywhere." Just the delivery of the line, how casual it sounds, makes me crack up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akusoduzan Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 ...from the bounty hunter story: Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are.. this one right here ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 this one right here ! I really don't get that, it's not like it's someone with no power, it's an actual Jedi, and that idiotic thing they are doing is more powerful than any weapon and works on most people. I your bounty hunter weren't a PC it probably would have worked on him. Just can't see the humour in that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I really don't get that, it's not like it's someone with no power, it's an actual Jedi, and that idiotic thing they are doing is more powerful than any weapon and works on most people. I your bounty hunter weren't a PC it probably would have worked on him. Just can't see the humour in that line. The thing is, it is really only supposed to work on weak-minded, non Force sensitive beings. So, that knocks off basically all the PCs, and a lot of the NPCs, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthPrimus Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) Probably been said before, but I haven't seen it, so tossing this one in the mix. Sith Inquisitor storyline on Hoth. Not giving away spoilers, but while being basically sent on a detour quest to achieve a goal. SI: "I wonder if Jedi have this much trouble getting what they want..." Just the deadpan delivery of that line makes me chuckle... And a little gem from Ashara upon entering a White Maw hideout. Ashara: "Do you think these are friends of Andronikos? I can imagine him living in a cave." Edited November 29, 2013 by DarthPrimus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wokcha Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) Finally finished my BH story, woohoo. Got a couple good ones from the companions (I imagine both of them yelling): Skadge, being sent on a mission: IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU!! Torian, at the Gravity Hook landing ring: WOO! Shoulda brought my rifle!! (He's so enthusiastic! ) Edited December 1, 2013 by wokcha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeneas_Falco Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I just came across one of the most comical responses in the game. I was at the inauguration of Tai Cordon and after he accepts the Presidency... My charcter is given the choice to say a few words. The option I chose was the Jedi proverb and Tai's response was truely funny. Everyone looks at my character scratching their heads and Tai says "I'm sure we all feel... enriched by that." My question is does anyone know what response there is to the other two options of "The future is yours" and "Don't screw this up". I don't remember the exact words but the 'future is yours' options gets a brief inspiring speech from the Consular. The remarks are met with applause and cheers rather than confusion and sarcasm. I'm not sure what happens if you choose 'don't screw this up.' Since the first option pleases the crowd and the force proverb confused them, maybe that last one angers them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 HK to me just now: "Witticism: I must remember to thank the Empire for releasing all these prisioners. I will not be bored!" OH LAWL... I love how sadic this droid can be sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatarearth Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) here is my contribution to the thread I am paraphraseing so its not exactly like in game. lord sash: how did you get the holocron from the tomb? SI: I had to kill five tukata and eat their hearts! lord zash: strange, it didn't work when I tried it. Edited December 4, 2013 by avatarearth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatarearth Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 here are some HK-51 lines I heard on makub they won't be as funny in writing as they are when he says them. an impressive liquidation master, I am proud of you. I have calculated the prisice demolition points to bring down this building, I will require three tons of detonite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migeto Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Without a doubt the best line in the game is not just in the line itself, but in the dry-as-hell delivery of the Sith Warrior line: "Spread the word of my success" It's so cookie cutter'd out throughout the game and the delivery hardly ever makes sense. Makes me chuckle everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blowwtorch Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 (edited) Cipher Nine: "You're wrong, Jadus. You won't be in a position to do anything." Darth Jadus: "Tell me, agent. What possible advantage could you have over me? You're in my sanctuary and my power is infinite." Cipher Nine: "I'm better looking than you'll ever be." Edited December 9, 2013 by Blowwtorch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmoMix Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 "What are you, my mother?" Smuggler to Risha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Think this has been mentioned, but it popped up last night for me. Zoxx, my Sith Warrior is talking with Lt Peirce . . . and Lt Pierce's former squad mate stationed on Hoth on the Holo about attacking the Bastion on Correlia, can't real his name. Paraphrased Former Squad Mate: (complaining about his station on Hoth) They have me thawing rations and chipping ice off blaster barrels. Zoxx: On Korriban we used certain officers for target practice FSM: (nervously) Actually Hoth can be very beautiful, the way the light hits the ice crystals at certain angles . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekwalizer Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Bounty Hunter Option 1 at the final conversation of Kaon. "I don't make deals, I make corpses. Get it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) Not really a line: Imperial Edict GR-1NC4 made me LMAO. Edited December 19, 2013 by Xakthul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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