I was on my grumpy Smuggler, talked crap when I received medal from the Republic.
Satele responded, "I never liked you anyway,"
She proceed to cut me into pieces with her lightsaber, pulled a pistol out of the admiral's belt and fired at me till my body turned into mash potato.
Somehow I saw the whole thing unfold, and was complaining, "The pistol is overkill!"
He was later arrested under the Mental Health Act.