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  1. I'm a people person. I'm a go-getter. I know how to synergize, energize, AND cauterize. I'm great in multidisciplinary teams and shine with independent projects. I know how to maximize the potential in those around me. I put people first, without sacrificing quality. I know how to work smarter AND harder. I'll do anything to close the deal. I want to be a part of the Czerka family because of everything that Czerka means and stands for. Quality. Trust. Leadership. Synergy. Efficiency. Solution. Synergefficiency. Those words and so many more mean so much to me. I can't express how proud I feel when I even mention the word Czerka. I find everyone in management, from their online portfolios, to be stunningly beautiful and awe-inspiring. As an attractive female, I look up to these people and would love to become an integral part of their life. I'm more than willing to be the daughter-figure to some, as I have so much to learn. I'm sometimes known to work late and respond well to physical motivation so anyone so inclined could stay and help me out. Basically, I have dedicated my life to applying for this job and will do whatever it takes to become part of the Czerka family. Whatever. It. Takes. Even murder. Wow, what an excellent question. Whoever wrote these is of a superior intellect! My three greatest accopmlishments (and HA HA HA of course I won't include family milestones! I've dest... left my family behind in this pursuit!) a) I've successfully written this application. b) I use Czerka technologies and Czerka products exclusively. Even things that are not made for a specific purpose, I will convert. for example, a Czerka energymatrix makes a great sheet. My nightgown is mostly made of promotional Czerka brochures. If Czerka makes it, I consume it! c) I went to Czerka headquarters once. It was a dream, but very vivid. Can you tell that I love Czerka? Oh, I do. Wow, what a great question. I am sure that upper-to-middle-management must all be quite intelligent for asking such an insightful question. I love you. I simply put my mind to the task at hand and accomplish it. Through leveraging my synergy in a multidisciplinary environment using teamwork and motivation, I create empowerment and success through positive change. I am committed to the task at hand and can give 110% 110% of the time. I will do anything it takes to succeed. Anything. Like I'm pretty sure you're asking if I'd kill an orphaned tauntaun for sport if you asked me to. I would. I'd even find the deceased tauntaun parent and wear it as a coat. Please ask me to do this. I cannot get over how fantastic these questions are. My moral compass is so strong, it must be made by Czerka! HAHAHA! See how much I love Czerka? I know where you live. I've actually watched you type this application form and post it. You were wearing a grey sweater, and it looked fantastic. I've imagined... doing things... to you in that sweater. Anyway, my Czerka-made (HAHAHAHA) moral compass tells me that if Czerka wants me to do something, it is the right thing to do. Even murdering orphaned tauntauns. Or having relations with your grey sweater. Anything. What a fantastic hypothetical situation. I can almost see it, how expertly it was written. You should be an author. Oh, who am I kidding, Czerka IS an author. You are great. I love you and your grey sweater. I would speak to my colleague politely, recognizing the synergetical motivation required for teamwork to be maximized, and we would create a strategy of containment while enjoying the lovely snacks and cocktails prepared for us. We would likely mention many times how much we love working in such a great environment, and how we hope that we always work for Czerka. We would then order 3 random entry-level employees (I'll call them "regulars"), and 1 middle-level employee (I'll call him "the silver") to pace around outside the cage in a geometrical pattern. Every now and then, I would have a higher-level employee ("the gold") wander by to make sure everything was ok, but he would only come in and out occasionally. The regulars and silvers would likely contain the situation, and the gold, I'm sure, could supervise well. What could go wrong? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider me for this job. I once hit fell over and tripped on a Czerka-branded radiometric analyser. The blood pattern from my wound really looked like the Czerka logo. Can't you see it's meant to be? Don't you know how much you mean to me? Synergy. Energy. Motivation. 110% of 110%. That's me. Sincerely, Major Tsukiko "Czerka" Saito (That's my nickname, forever! DON'T SUE ME HAHAHAHA)
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