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Star Wars Jokes

abasden's Avatar

03.13.2016 , 01:14 AM | #1
If you got any good Star Wars jokes, reply below this thread. Here's an example:

What do you call a bounty hunter's dog?

A Boba Pett!
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FlameYOL's Avatar

03.13.2016 , 04:12 PM | #2
Robot Chicken Has A Lot Of Good Star Wars Joke.
A man can have anything...If he's willing to sacrifice everything

MayhemofChaonus's Avatar

03.13.2016 , 05:42 PM | #3
Who is the loneliest Jedi?

Master Bates!


04.02.2016 , 12:01 PM | #4
Why does Darth Vader always know what he got for his birthday?

He can feel his presents

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GabbyMe's Avatar

04.02.2016 , 01:54 PM | #5
I'm going to put the most classic one :P

What's the inner temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm...!

Another one I saw that made me snort was... What do you call a bunch of Sith that were skewered? A sith-kabob!

I can't remember that last one verbatim... but that's the gist of it.
Theron wants a new jacket!

Altheran's Avatar

04.02.2016 , 04:50 PM | #6
How do you call a Chiss in the rancor pit ?

A chissburger.

MortuumAmens's Avatar

04.03.2016 , 10:56 AM | #7
A Twi'lek walks into a cantina, and the cantina vendor asks "why so blue?"

Ilakubala's Avatar

04.10.2016 , 04:32 PM | #8
Q: How many Sith Lords does to take to change a lightpanel?
A: None, that's what Apprentices are for

Q: How many Imperial Agents does it take to change a lightpanel?
A: None, they prefer to work in the dark

Q: How many smugglers does it take to change a lightpanel?
A: A missing what? A missing lightpanel? No, I don't know anything about that...

Q: How many Bounty Hunters does it take to change a lightpanel?
A: Only one, but it'll cost you.

Q: How many Jedi Masters does it take to change a lightpanel?
A: Three: One to meditate on the significance of change, one to mediate between the lightpanel and the panel socket, and one to actually change the panel.
A: One, but only if the lightpanel is ready to accept the need for change

Ilakubala's Avatar

04.10.2016 , 04:44 PM | #9
...and, of course:

Arrawooaaarghaararwarragh graaagh. Rrrrr. Arraraghar. Rrawwwarrrgh!

It's really funny if you speak Wookie.

Captain_Zone's Avatar

04.10.2016 , 10:41 PM | #10
There's a new rapper called Boba Fetty Wap.
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