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Funniest lines in the game

YeOldeRepublic's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 11:20 AM | #1
Time for some Friday levities... what are your favorite funny lines from the game? I have two:

1. IA Ops infiltrating a meeting disguised as a droid: "Sorry, is this meeting for terrorists only?"

2. Imperial class on Taris, cutting Thana Vesh off: "The Emperor's calling, Thana, I should really take that call."

What are yours?

branmakmuffin's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 11:26 AM | #2
Male Warrior to Satele Shan on the holo in Black Talon: "You're deluding yourself" (with dismissive hand wave).

Rankyn's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 11:40 AM | #3
Somewhere on Alderaan: "If your daughter returns in less than pristine condition, don't blame me."

Defecter's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 11:51 AM | #4
Vette: "All right, back to Sith business. Grr!"


Savej's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 11:55 AM | #5
Off the top of my head - forgetting a lot:

JK class quest dialog chain towards the end on Coruscant or Nar Shadaa (can't remember):

"3) He gets one chance then BAM!"

Kira to Darth Angral's demand for her to join the dark side:

"I'd rather jump out an airlock naked!" (There was a concern she might obey).

Scoundrels get a bunch of good ones. My favorite was during the setup for a formal duel you can just "Shoot him." and "Shoot him again" - after which you have won without going into combat.

Zash and Khem are funny but that's all spoilery.

Ashara (ls), trying to recruit jedi supporters ("They attacked me and I had to kill them (cry)!") - she was such a bimbo.

Cessna_X's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 11:57 AM | #6
Anysao already made this thread:

I guess I just posted about 100 pages worth of funny lines. Do I win?
You could no more evade my wrath
than you could your own shadow

Rufussay's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 12:07 PM | #7
My two favorite so far (paraphrased):

JK conversation with Doc
"I'm looking for a disease, but all the good ones are taken, take years to treat, or are just embarrassing ones like Bothan Nether Rot"
"Bothan Nether Rot?"
"Let's just say that if you start getting purple swelling down there... let me know so I can get off your ship"

Smuggler Gree Enclave Sidequest
"Droid, your bizarre praise makes it all worthwhile"

DarthMurdek's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 12:46 PM | #8
Some guy on alderaan.

"I would rather Alderaan be blown to smitherines than be under imperial control"
Sounds like a good opportunity for violence.

zchsry's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 12:53 PM | #9
Inquisitor in Alderaan "how dare you torture someone without me"

Giondi's Avatar

01.17.2014 , 02:04 PM | #10
The first time you meet the Sith on Tattooine in the Smuggler story missions:
Bowdaar: "She makes my fur itch."

On Korriban:
Sith Jailer: "If I hear one more chirp out of you, little bird-"
Vette: "Chirp. Chirpchirpchirp."

At the end of Kaon Under Siege:
Inquisitor: "You've outlived your usefulness."
Pilot: "But I told you everything I know... oh..."
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