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Work with Pride. Work with Czerka.
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Botana
07.16.2013 , 09:15 PM | #231
Security Officer

1. I am an accomplished galactic contractor specializing in the subduing or neutralization of sentient targets selected by my employers........a bounty hunter. The business pays well, but, it feels less influential than it used to, to alleviate this, I feel my experience in target neutralization and objective acquisition make me a perfect candidate for a position defending the biggest industrial innovator in the galaxy.

2. a. I defeated all challengers against overwhelming odds (and direct sabotage) during the Great Hunt, a galaxy-spanning Mandalorian competition to determine the best bounty hunter in the galaxy.
b. I've singlehandedly assaulted and infiltrated several military vessels in order to meet my contract.
c. I nearly singlehandedly conquered Corellia under the employ of the Empire, accomplishing with my crew in hours what entire platoons of the Empire's finest couldn't in months.

3. To the end of accomplishing these feats, I am certainly a woman who will stop at nothing to fulfill my contract. "The ends justify the means," the means in this case being dual blaster pistols, rockets, flamethrowers, jetpacks, and a complete disregard for sentient life that gets in my way.

4. My entire career has been "questionable." A moral compass only stands to do one thing: hinder your ability to succeed where others fail.

5. It depends on the level of threat posed by the experiment. If it could do only a little harm on the loose, while shamelessly embarrassing my incompetent colleague, I would allow it to escape. I would then personally subdue it immediately thereafter, affording myself a chance to excel whilst simultaneously shaming my colleague, possibly opening his more esteemed position *wink.* If it was more dangerous (a plague would be up there), I would publicly reprimand my colleague for his foolishness, then take whatever measures necessary to contain it.

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YoshiRaphElan
07.16.2013 , 09:16 PM | #232
Quote: Originally Posted by Lethrian View Post
JOB - Organism Handler

CZ-198 Application - from URROD

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?

I is URROD! I is vonderful and smartestest being in all Galaxy. I want CZerka as mine family name becoz I no have family. I is URROD. URROD sound Scary. URROD CZerka sound Bloodcurdling!!!
I vant to be Organism Handler bacoz I handle all organizm eazy peazy! I handle Nexu wiz my big Cannon - "Olga" , I smash Sand Deamon with big Boom Grenade , I tear puny Ortolan elephant man nose with my hand and use as hat - keep ears warm.


2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)

- I eat 54 Vercupti of sgazza boleruue in 30 minutes !!!
- Once I kiss beautifull Chevin girl. Here photo: Emily
- I rip 237 Ortolan nose in 1 day. Make stew! Eat goood!


3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?

I take Kazoo. With Kazoo make Ortolan mating noise. Ortolan elephant man come. I rip nose!

4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?

I no need compass. I haz Galactic Pozition Systema!

5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?

I eat cocktail and I eat snack. If the excrement try and eat my cocktail, I smash with my forck stick Make Shish Kebab later. Eat gooood!

I wait for family CZerca name very soon or I come to handle all you Organisms with my Big Canon Olga !

Love URROD
This is the best part of the whole thread. I was hee-hawing at "Emily."

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DarthAmaru
07.16.2013 , 09:35 PM | #233
Dear Czerka scum...

I got a holo-recording from my son Ja'Cross saying he put in a recommendation for me. Well, apparently he left the 'intelligence' out of Imperial Intelligence, because the bolts-for-brains didn't even bother to provide what position I'm qualified for. But guess what? Doesn't matter. I wouldn't take a job from you bunch of lowlifes if you gave me a CR-17 Incendia every day of the week.

I worked you boys over on Tatooine when you 'found that thing', and I'll do it again once your fancy new digs open up. Trust me, there aren't enough crates in the galaxy for you fellas to hide in.

Yours truly,
Captain Montee, The Historic

P..S. Heard you have some fancy new speeder you're workin' on. Lookin' forward to "borrowing" a couple of 'em.

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Zaoh
07.16.2013 , 09:40 PM | #234
CZ-198 Application: Biochemical Engineer



My name is Zomas Persnic Cortess (no affiliation with House Cortess of Alderaan). I graduated with highest honor from the First Republic Medical Academy of Coruscant at the age of 19, which was 44 standard years ago. I guarantee that my research will become available to Czerka, should I get the position, however, for now most of my scientific accomplishments shall remain classified, however, I have enclosed three holorecordings, detailing tiny portions of my research, as an illustration of my skills, about which Nem’ro the Hutt allegedly said: “Sith Alchemy is nothing but child’s play compared to Doctor Cortess’ unique talents.” Though the first recording is also to show my more whimsical side.


First Holorecording (date ca. 34 BTC):
*An image of a very young Z. P. Cortess appears*
…My roommate, Vrigs Darroh, and I had this crazy entrepreneurial ideas today: KoltoFizz. Think about it, what if you could make kolto into a fizzy drink, the stuff is expensive enough as it is, but every spoiled rich child out there with whatever they consider self-respect would want to drink it, just because it’s expensive.
*The image changes to a HoloNet News recording*
…Yesterday, the owner of the newly established KoltoFizz Company, Vrigs Darroh, was arrested for poisoning and killing six members of one of the Senate’s Trading comities under the ruse of marketing his new fizzy drink. Darroh had dropped out of university to pursue his idea, but the prosecutor argues that this was just hoax to kill the representatives…
*The holorecording changes back to a young Cortess*
…Vrigs was never good at chemistry, so it didn’t take a lot to make the drink poisonous. All it took was vaccinating him without him knowing, making him immune to the poison, to convince him what an awesome drink it was. Of course nothing can be traced back to me, as I said he could have all the credit as I wanted to pursue my medical career, and the deletion of documents tying me to him only makes him look more guilty…I still have the formula, just in case…it was a fun experiment…END RECORDING


Second Holorecording (date ca. 24 BTC):
<DATA FILE CORRUPTED>
<UNABLE TO LOAD RECORDING>
<ATTEMPTING TO RESTORE DATA>
<PARTIAL DATA RESTORATION>
<PLAYING RESTORED DATA>
<IMAGE NOT AVAILABLE>
…Project Phoenix……resurrec……r..k..ta tech……subject…sev..rely...duced cog..tive function……abandon stati…
<END RECORDING>


Third Holorecording (date ca. 17 BTC):
*An image of a taozin appears*
…Test zero-zero-one-six-Trill. My previous attempts to clone a taozin from fossilised material have fail. However, I think I have managed to stabilize the telomeres and it seems the cells have begun replicating…test zero-nine-one-seven-Usk. I did it! The taozin cells are stable and growing, with luck I should have a full living specimen within six standard months…It would appear that any attempts to speed up the growth process results in cell death and none of the natural abilities of the taozin seems to manifest, unless grown with out accelerants... Estimated time for creating a taozin armor suit more than ten standard years…END RECORDING


I hope this illustrates some of my unique abilities. As for my sense of ethics I can only say this: “Ethics are for people with limits…and I have very few limits.” As for my level of dedication I can assure you that my research team and I eagerly endorse your motto: “anytime, anywhere…we’re there.”

I have admired some of your earlier endeavours (e.g. Tatooine) despite their outcome, your intentions have always been admirable.

As for your last question, I would do whatever was necessary to further the benefits of Czerka Corporation.

Sincerely
Dr. Zomas Persnic Cortess

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Gordoma
07.16.2013 , 09:43 PM | #235
I rarely log in just to post, but after wasting hours at a job that equals Czerka life expectancy... I just have to say I love the humor. Don't let EA keep you down
May the Force be with you

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ZionHalcyon
07.16.2013 , 09:57 PM | #236
Kinda bummed that the threads getting the dev responses are the same kinda bland resumes. Seems like creativity that doesn't fit a particular mold is not exactly paid attention to, at least.

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Obirayy
07.16.2013 , 09:58 PM | #237
**** this game
Mum: you need to get a life.
Me: but I've already got 10!

<Two Girls One Cup>

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plokolplok
07.16.2013 , 10:06 PM | #238
<Incoming: Encrypted message.>
<Recepient: Czerka Recruitment Officials; Czerka Corporation Executives.>
<Verifying Reader: Officer Woods. Authenticating...>
<Basic Life Signs: Checked.>
<Facial Features: Checked.>
<Biometrics: Checked.>
<Identity: Confirmed.>
<Begin transmission.>


CZ-198 APPLICATION
M2X2-LN3U-LU

1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family?
Designers, manufacturers, researchers, scientists, lab assistants, and, uh, test subjects - although these jobs are important and a big part of this industry, I strongly believe that the Czerka Corporation needs more than that.
A big company like Czerka also needs people who work in the background.
That's why I'm offering my services as one of the Galactic Republic's known - and trusted - heroes, to work as an undercover envoy. Being a Jedi Consular, travelling all over the galaxy resolving diplomatic issues and inter-galactic relations, I have forged strong connections with the Galactic Senate and even with a few members of the Jedi Order and the Council itself. Strong enough for them to make a few exemptions on my cause.
What I can offer Czerka is the assurance that all of Czerka's projects on Republic Space will be approved by the Senate and Jedi Council, that Czerka-related incidents will be veiled in limelight, and that other rowdy employees and agents will be properly managed.
I am fully aware that the position desired is not on the list of job offers you recently posted. And with that, I leave you with the option to consider this special job application, or waste this opportunity of even greater success, specially with the uptight, goody-two-shoes Republic.


2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.)
- Alderaanian politics and civil war weaved in my hands. Took a lot, but all went according to plan.
- Managing remote diplomatic missions with my companions and several more self-employed agents and acquired allies and contacts. Notable negotiations include arranging a coup against an Imperial governor, which led to the Republic's "timely redemption" of that Outer Rim planet.
- All the while maintaining solid, good relations with the Republic's people in power.


3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success?
If "whatever it takes" would also count the fact that I have so far managed to conceal my real intentions of doing these menial tasks for the Republic to everyone, even to my starship crew (well, except for that sneaky Holiday and her creator, Cedrax, who conveniently became my most trusted ally), then, yes, I have done - and will do - whatever it takes for success.


4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable?
The Jedi Order teaches you a lot of things, and at some early point in my life, I have embraced all of its teachings. I felt enlightened by the knowledge of the Force and of the Ancients. Therefore, my sense of an action being moral or not, is unmistakenly strong.
However, travelling all across the Galaxy, seeing the bitter truth, I have embraced the reality that the Force does not always persist, and that some of the Jedi's teachings are at the least half-true. I'd be happy to sit with you in a Cantina to elaborate my views.
With that, I set aside the way of the Jedi and have devised my own sense of morality according to my own precepts, and, well, amusement.
I think you would be glad to know, that I see the term "questionable".. rather amusing.


5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation?
First, I analyze the setting. How would my actions affect myself? My hard-earned good image with the Republic? The intentions of my benefactors? The concerned colleague?
I have a keen eye into details. That is how I succeed. Everything should fit into place. Simply killing or capturing the beast would not suffice. Messy, and to no good end.
First, the Republic will not know of this incident. I assume that this situation is set on Czerka property.
And once eveything is set, I would then let the experiment break out of its cage. Traces of the foul play shoul be nil. I will make sure that from this incident, my reputation with Czerka will improve, upon the demise of another colleague's stature and reliability with the Corporation.
I have a strong team - my crew - that can easily handle and subdue the creature, no problems with that.
We will only contain the beast, as it may still serve a better purpose, while, of course, luring the action away from the good food and booze.


I know that my special skill set will be more than useful to Czerka Corporation, that I can be an asset. Let me know once you have an appropriate position available. Until then.
M2X2-LN3U-LU

<End transmission.>
Quote:
The Force guide you and keep you;
The Force make its face shine on you, and be gracious to you;
The Force turn fate towards you, and give you peace~.

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darkdoctor
07.16.2013 , 10:08 PM | #239
If this true and we can join Czerka faction in a future updated that be cool ! I love to see if we could join the Hutts or Czerka later on, cant wait till August and see
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Aikion
07.16.2013 , 10:14 PM | #240
CZ-198 Application

1. My name is Aikion Woce, and I work mainly to facilitate the transfer of goods, and solving problems for my clients. I've done work with the Republic and various other Governments and Organizations. Lately I've been unable to find steady work, and my girlfriend Risha has been very vocal in finding a good paying gig.

My unique skill set should match several potential openings you might have. And, my crew has numerous and varied skills I'd be willing to negotiate access to as well.

2. Of the top of my head: Hunting down and killing the jerk who stole my ship, evacuating an entire planet, and becoming Queen of the Underworld for a few weeks.

3. Sometimes you have to let your blaster do your talking in a negotiation. Though that wouldn't be my first choice. For me the real payoff is staying alive. But, if you cross me I won't hesitate to shoot first.

4. I'm a little flexible, having dabbled with a bit of the good and the bad. Everything is negotiable, unless you lie to me. Well, I suppose that's not entirely true, as one of my crew is a failed jedi who lied to me repeatedly. But when push came to shove, he came clean and offered to make things right. That is what's important.

5. Make sure my blaster is fully charged and alert security to the imminent containment breech. No sense missing a free lunch. There'll be plenty of time later to solve any problem that arises, and maybe an opportunity to increase my salary.