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I'm starting to think this is more a curse than anything. Such is the price to pay for having a train of thought that has no caboose. ;3;

 

 

Yoda: Premonitions . . . premonitions . . . Hmmmm . . .

these visions you have . . .

ANAKIN: They are of operatives, scoundrels, death . . .

YODA: Yourself you speak of? or someone you know?

ANAKIN: Someone . . .

YODA: . . . In your guild?

ANAKIN: Yes.

YODA: Careful you must be when choosing your team mates, Anakin. The

fear of burst is a path to stalemates.

ANAKIN: I won’t let my visions come true, Master Yoda.

YODA: Rejoice for those around you who play the flavor of the month.

Scoff them, do not. Bash them, do not. QQing leads to

jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.

ANAKIN: What must I do, Master?

YODA: Train yourself to ignore... Everyone who hates your class.

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LUKE: They're going to cap snow! A few minutes ago you said you just didn't want to wait here for it to be captured. But now all you want to do is quit!

HAN: Marching into mid is not what I had in mind!

LUKE: But they're going to cap it!

HAN: Better quit than stay!

LUKE: You can be rich.

HAN: Rich?

LUKE: Rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to finish this warzone, the reward would be...

HAN: What?

LUKE: Well, more warzone commendations than you can imagine!

HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.

 

 

 

 

ehhh it's not as good but whatever

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LUKE: They're going to cap snow! A few minutes ago you said you just didn't want to wait here for it to be captured. But now all you want to do is quit!

HAN: Marching into mid is not what I had in mind!

LUKE: But they're going to cap it!

HAN: Better quit than stay!

LUKE: You can be rich.

HAN: Rich?

LUKE: Rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to finish this warzone, the reward would be...

HAN: What?

LUKE: Well, more warzone commendations than you can imagine!

HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.

 

 

 

 

ehhh it's not as good but whatever

 

Haha nonsense, this is good :)

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LUKE: They're going to cap snow! A few minutes ago you said you just didn't want to wait here for it to be captured. But now all you want to do is quit!

HAN: Marching into mid is not what I had in mind!

LUKE: But they're going to cap it!

HAN: Better quit than stay!

LUKE: You can be rich.

HAN: Rich?

LUKE: Rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to finish this warzone, the reward would be...

HAN: What?

LUKE: Well, more warzone commendations than you can imagine!

HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.

 

 

 

 

ehhh it's not as good but whatever

 

i lol'd

 

these are great :D

 

OP: you should put them all in one thread tbh, and keep updating it. that way we can see all of them

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i lol'd

 

these are great :D

 

OP: you should put them all in one thread tbh, and keep updating it. that way we can see all of them

 

Good idea o3o

Here's the next one x3

 

Greedo: [pointing a blaster at Han]

[Huttese]

Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo?

Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to queue for a warzone.

[taking a seat]

Han Solo: Tell Giradda that I've got his players.

Greedo: Its too late. You should have presented him with the roster when you had the chance. Giradda put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Han Solo: Yeah, but this time, I've got the roster.

Greedo: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

Han Solo: I don't have it WITH me.

[he slowly draws out his blaster while they talk]

Han Solo: Tell Giradda...

Greedo: Giradda's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.

Han Solo: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I have a choice.

Greedo: You can tell that to Giradda. He may only take your tanks.

Han Solo: Over my dead body.

Greedo: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I bet you have.

[Han shoots Greedo. Everyone in the Cantina stares at Han and the now dead Greedo who's lying on the table. He gets up]

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

[he says to the Bartender as he leaves]

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Good idea o3o

Here's the next one x3

 

Greedo: [pointing a blaster at Han]

[Huttese]

Greedo: Going somewhere, Solo?

Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to queue for a warzone.

[taking a seat]

Han Solo: Tell Giradda that I've got his players.

Greedo: Its too late. You should have presented him with the roster when you had the chance. Giradda put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Han Solo: Yeah, but this time, I've got the roster.

Greedo: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

Han Solo: I don't have it WITH me.

[he slowly draws out his blaster while they talk]

Han Solo: Tell Giradda...

Greedo: Giradda's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.

Han Solo: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I have a choice.

Greedo: You can tell that to Giradda. He may only take your tanks.

Han Solo: Over my dead body.

Greedo: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I bet you have.

[Han shoots Greedo. Everyone in the Cantina stares at Han and the now dead Greedo who's lying on the table. He gets up]

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

[he says to the Bartender as he leaves]

 

You said he was in queue, wouldn't it fit better if he just 'disappeared'? :p

 

(Solo, I mean)

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I'm starting to think this is more a curse than anything. Such is the price to pay for having a train of thought that has no caboose. ;3;

 

 

Yoda: Premonitions . . . premonitions . . . Hmmmm . . .

these visions you have . . .

ANAKIN: They are of operatives, scoundrels, death . . .

YODA: Yourself you speak of? or someone you know?

ANAKIN: Someone . . .

YODA: . . . In your guild?

ANAKIN: Yes.

YODA: Careful you must be when choosing your team mates, Anakin. The

fear of burst is a path to stalemates.

ANAKIN: I won’t let my visions come true, Master Yoda.

YODA: Rejoice for those around you who play the flavor of the month.

Scoff them, do not. Bash them, do not. QQing leads to

jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.

ANAKIN: What must I do, Master?

YODA: Train yourself to ignore... Everyone who hates your class.

 

I loved it :)

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