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If Companions could post to the forums.

DarthGile's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 09:38 AM | #21
Jaesa (Light):

Dear Bioware,

I think something's wrong with my master. As I train and further enhance my passive clarity, I sense dark-side energy coming from him whenever I do my daily workout. And just the other day, he requested that I bare his children to continue his legacy. I felt dark-side influence when he asked such a request from me. Please help. I do not want to be the reason for my master's fall to the dark side! And I don't even know what I'm doing to cause this! I'm sorry, Bioware. I get caught up in the moment and forget my place. I will be calm about this. *walks away and meditates*


Bioware = maker // Help requested!

T7 + Kira = playing holochess all day long // T7 = always wins // T7 = bored
Jedi = always chooses Doc for dailies // T7 = requests med-unit + kolto-packs for Jedi
T7 + Jedi = unstoppable again!

Dashiar's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 10:35 AM | #22
T7= Need help!
Jedi + Kira = Couple
Kira = Ignore T7
T7= lonely
T7 = request vibro upgrade for servo arm
Kira = Like T7 again

CrazyCanukk's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 11:02 AM | #23
Quote: Originally Posted by Dashiar View Post
T7= Need help!
Jedi + Kira = Couple
Kira = Ignore T7
T7= lonely
T7 = request vibro upgrade for servo arm
Kira = Like T7 again

dats just naughty..

you sir win an Internet cookie..

Illyean's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 11:17 AM | #24
to whom it may concern

having knelt and watched my sith warrior master nail some old hag of a sith, sat with friends and waited while he took my best friend out back and gave her a good seeing to. Then to my horror when he helped me free my sister he took payment in kind with her. Now I finally feel like I'm getting somewhere with him and thought he might take this shock collar off, but no, he has some dark side floozy flouncing about and making herself all available for him any time he fancies.

seriously? can I go live with my old girlfriend Risha and that cute smuggler she has charmed into her life?


Orlesian's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 11:29 AM | #25
This is awesome Keep 'em coming.
❤ Please make Talos Drellik a romance option for female Inquisitors ❤
Red Eclipse

AsheraII's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 11:39 AM | #26
Kaliyo - This user has been permanently banned for breaking several forum guidelines.
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mickyluvsw's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 11:44 AM | #27
Dear Bioware

My companion has developed a most disagreeable habit. People are hiring him to "kill" other people. He then proceeds to kill or "cap" the person as promised in return for "money". Apparently, this is called bounty hunting (like, whatever) and the worst part is I'm one too!

Please transfer me to Hello Kitty online.


RandyAB's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 12:00 PM | #28
Dear Bioware,

Please stop putting skimpy degrading outfits in the game. I consider myself a tough, serious woman, but my ***** friend seems to enjoy parading me around in as little clothing as possible. It's quite creepy and unsettling.

Every Female Companion

badmoonblood's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 12:15 PM | #29
Dear Bioware,

I am just a lowly smuggler doing the republics will by saving the galaxy and fighting the empire one dirty kick at a time. But, seriously!! I have a few bones to pick with you in regards to the crew I was assigned.
I got a crazy Mandalorian woman threatening my life all the time and then suddenly she flirts with me.
(Looks around the room to see if anyone is there and then whispers into the holovid) I think she may be by-polar!
A hairy side kick that sheds more than my retriever, Buckshot… may his sweet soul rest in peace!
A stuck up princess that lies to me every chance she gets….but she is “HO….double T hott”so I let it slide.
A wanna be Jedi that heals with the force and goes weeeeeeeee all the time when he does something useful!
Oh, let’s not forget the farm boy from Ord Mantel that can’t hold aggro to save “my” life.
I would give all of these companions for one, double blaster wielding, blue “cute” twe-lik that can help me fight the Empire!

Thanks for listening,

The Outlaw Khody!

Reply from Vette:
Vette: Received a request to transfer to a ship whos Captains name is Khoody….All i can say is "Just Ewh"!!!!!!
He stinks of Old Spice and his famous pick up line is like “ did the fall hurt when you fell from heaven” OMG, at least my Sith Master doesn’t use scummy one liners like that and even thou he force chokes me on occasion…….i am kind of into that! He is still better than him. Can you, like, send him that crazy-psycho Kaliyo? She is much more suited to his type!


Darka's Avatar

03.21.2013 , 12:20 PM | #30
Skadge would say "Why does no one like me?"