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Bastion troll thread.


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Skyhigh
01.17.2013 , 11:57 AM | #11
Bastion can win a game of connect four in three moves!

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SgtBranham
01.17.2013 , 12:53 PM | #12
I heard Bastion players can get girls pregnant using nothing but prescription medications and a turkey baster!

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DreamerBrian
01.17.2013 , 01:30 PM | #13
I heard that girls from the Bastion have a way of repelling unwanted rape sperm.
Banshi
<Hoth Ski Patrol>

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SgtBranham
01.17.2013 , 01:42 PM | #14
And they also have binders full of women. But not the pretty ones. They don't like those.

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Skyhigh
01.17.2013 , 02:07 PM | #15
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: The Bastion.

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Squidkidz
01.17.2013 , 02:34 PM | #16
Few people know this but there was, in fact, a fourth wiseman who gave Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus stood up out of his manger saying it was his favorite gift of all four. The other three wisemen were so jealous that they paid people off, did people favors etc. to omit the Bastion's name from any historical records. Mysteriously all three wisemen died from blaster and lightsaber wounds.
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IInfinite Empire > The Bastion

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rmitchell
01.17.2013 , 04:49 PM | #17
holy crap i didnt know casual had a famous person in their guild, nice job razbot http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0214430/
RYRE -> Ryere
Nadd's Sarcophagus -> The Bastion
The grand legacy of delicious breads
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Razgriz_tree
01.17.2013 , 06:17 PM | #18
Epic burn, I admire the amount of dedication and commitment of time it must have taken to find that one.

Also, yeah you suck. #dunked
Razbot <Casual>
" there is no spoone " - Teh matricks
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Gomex
01.17.2013 , 08:57 PM | #19
Quote: Originally Posted by Razgriz_tree View Post
Epic burn, I admire the amount of dedication and commitment of time it must have taken to find that one.

Also, yeah you suck. #dunked
you can't dunk, you're too fat

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Chloe
01.17.2013 , 09:51 PM | #20
He's not fat, he's big boned.