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UGLYMRJ's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 10:34 AM | #51
Ummmm, I don't need recruit gear. I beat Darth Baras in level 43 greens and I'm now the Wrath of the Emperor in case you didn't get the memo.

I CC'd the ball carrier for you guys twice before he got to the fire pits... it's tough chasing him around all those hazards. When I spawn I'll just stand on the ledge here by our goal and hit him with rapid shots. I don't know if you guys saw that vid.... but clearly the best ability in the game.

HEY! Grass noobs! *Grass gets capped immediately after inc call*
Why didn't I call it sooner? I was stunned moron!

Gawd this team is full of fail noobs. Suck more.

Everlong's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 10:35 AM | #52
Hmm, the other team is really well organized. They're all over our side of the field and are passing the ball all the way to the goal line every time. It's probably best for our entire team to run and gun at each of them for a few seconds until they pass the ball on, rather than make any attempt at all to grab the ball ourselves and run across the empty field to their goal.

Oh look, there's one person coming to attack this node that I'm defending by myself. I was pretty awesome in the 10-49 bracket, I won't bother calling this out. I'll just handle this guy on my own. Wait, what? Where did this other guy come from? Where the fsck is my team when I need them?

What luck! That smuggler rooted their ball carrier in place just a few feet away from this health power-up right here. I suppose I could always grab it to prevent the carrier from getting it, but it's probably best if I just keep DPSing him. He'll probably die before the leg shot wears off and he has a chance to take three more steps.

We sure are lucky that our healers are keeping such a vigilant eye on our health bars. Let's repay them by completely ignoring them when they come under attack.

Uh oh, the enemy has captured two nodes! Let's leave this one person to defend our only node by himself while the rest of us run aimlessly around the map and attack the other two nodes in broken groups in which we're hopelessly outnumbered. Organizing into a single group and attacking a single node isn't as sound a strategy as charging into a horde of enemy players by myself.

Somebody has passed me the ball! Oh wow, this is a lot of responsibility. Alright, well let's see... that person is standing alone and has full health, but he's behind me so forget about him. There's a Guardian with most of his health over on the other side of the fire trap, hmm. There's a Shadow standing right over there, ready to make a sprint to the goal line. Oh! There's a Gunslinger being rapidly beat down by three guys! Let's pass it to him!

Wow, this PUG is having a really hard time organizing themselves. I should scream incoherently into ops chat and call them all names, that will certainly rally them to victory. I'd better not forget to mention how awesome I am, and how many great feats I've accomplished so that they'll take me seriously.

Man, the other team is totally schooling us. Fscking hackers.
Sex, spice and Shapa Keesay.

stuffystuffs's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 10:36 AM | #53
Wait, there's a "Pass the Huttball" ability? I don't see it on my bars.

Trews's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 10:49 AM | #54
I am the best node defender ever.
Look at this stupid op healer tryin to 1v1 me? He's gotta be crazy!
Look at that, i already got him to 30% health! Damn im good!
Oh look, lol the little wussy is running away cuz im pwnzoring his face! Get back here you noob! You can spam your **** all you want, your still going to die!
Ha, he vanished like a chump cuz he knew he had no chance! I hope he comes back, so i can whoop him again!

Now back to guard duty i guess, its boring cuz no one can beat me, but thats ok
when did they cap the node?

Stealth is so OP....

Joesixxpack's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 10:54 AM | #55
Quote: Originally Posted by UGLYMRJ View Post
Ummmm, I don't need recruit gear. I beat Darth Baras in level 43 greens and I'm now the Wrath of the Emperor in case you didn't get the memo.

HEY! Grass noobs! *Grass gets capped immediately after inc call*
Why didn't I call it sooner? I was stunned moron!

Quote: Originally Posted by GalnarDegana View Post
*Dies under the stairs in Alderaan Civil War* WHY DIDN'T YOU HEAL ME???



Bokamon's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 11:10 AM | #56
guarding the turret like a boss.

hey, an incoming enemy. you're gonna get it... yeah that's what i thought running away like the scared sissy you are... it don't matter, i'm gonna kill you even if i have to cross the entire map.

TheronFett's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 11:13 AM | #57
"Incoming west!"
You're at east, moron.

"2 mid!"
Let's gather up at least 5 teammates and head to mid.

"You guys suck. L2P noobs."
DPS: 25,813 Objectives: 500

"I don't like recruit gear, it's ugly."

Capt_Beers's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 11:19 AM | #58
Inc weast!!!! Haaaaalp!!!
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UGLYMRJ's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 11:23 AM | #59
Quote: Originally Posted by Capt_Beers View Post
Inc weast!!!! Haaaaalp!!!
Get your grASS to weast sNOW!

Ushuma-Orbi's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 11:23 AM | #60
Quote: Originally Posted by TheronFett View Post
"You guys suck. L2P noobs."
DPS: 25,813 Objectives: 500
This is priceless
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