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mrdert
10.05.2012 , 08:24 AM | #41
This stuff is comic gold. Keep it coming.

Sadly, while reading this, I've come to realize I myself am guilty of the continuous cap attempts in void star. However, like a previous poster said, sometimes it actually works.

Here's another one:

Hey, our remain has been zerging the first void star door on the west for three minutes; I see a stealthier on my team has respawned and heading tword the other door. Surely he means for me and every other respawned to follow him. They will never notice four of us missing from the other door.
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Technohic
10.05.2012 , 08:26 AM | #42
Quote: Originally Posted by mrdert View Post
This stuff is comic gold. Keep it coming.

Sadly, while reading this, I've come to realize I myself am guilty of the continuous cap attempts in void star. However, like a previous poster said, sometimes it actually works.

Here's another one:

Hey, our remain has been zerging the first void star door on the west for three minutes; I see a stealthier on my team has respawned and heading tword the other door. Surely he means for me and every other respawned to follow him. They will never notice four of us missing from the other door.
There are a bunch of things that at one time, I have been guilty of. Some of it has been fixed by experience over time. Others have been fixed by experience in playing other classes. It's the ones that never learn that are the problem.

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UltimateKrucible
10.05.2012 , 08:32 AM | #43
Quote: Originally Posted by Totaltrash View Post
I don't need no stinkin' recruit gear!

This. Was. Said. To. Me. Last. Night.

Guy in full campaign gear - no PvP. I said in chat - politely - that he might be in for a rough ride (lvl 50 WZ). And was told to '**** noob' and 'don't tell me what to do'.

We lost - he blamed everyone else
. Shine on, you crazy pixel.

Funny post! The nine circles of SW:TOR PvP hell

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cycao
10.05.2012 , 08:40 AM | #44
I see their is 2 minutes in the huttball and we are up 2-1...let me run to our pit as a dps and hold the ball to secure the victory.

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UltimateKrucible
10.05.2012 , 09:07 AM | #45
The Juggs been knocked into the pit in Huttball! I

I'm going to stand on our goaline and shoot him from distance - there's not way he can leap back up to me if I do that!

Mwahahahah ... oh.
. Shine on, you crazy pixel.

Funny post! The nine circles of SW:TOR PvP hell

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Belly
10.05.2012 , 09:23 AM | #46
This Guardian just lept to me, and I couldn't cc him, clearly he is hacking.
Larcen 50(ish) Scoundrel Scrapper/Sawbones "They see me rollin...they hatin. They whining and sayin that I need some nerfin"
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Capt_Beers
10.05.2012 , 09:30 AM | #47
Jeez noobs. none of you know how to play at all. Let me fill you in:

- When someone runs away form a node in CW or NC (I use acronyms because I'm 1337) always chase them down to show them who's boss. Their team mates will be impressed by your skillz and concede the node to you.

- Defensive CD are for cowards.

- Damage is the first column in the scoreboard because it's the most important.

- Always stand in front of the hut when solo guarding in NC. You can see everything and no one can pull you to the edge and knock you off the cliff.

- Victory goes to those who hold the high ground. Show those silly melee classes in the pit why ranged is superior. Also Cover. Hunker Down/Entrench are also for cowards.

- Passing across fire pits takes much longer than walking across. The fire just turned off, and it only takes 2 seconds to walk across.

- Never pass. Passes can be intercepted.

Hopefully all the N3W85 I always end up on teams with read this so the finally L2P.
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Solyen
10.05.2012 , 09:47 AM | #48
Tunnel Vision does not make us lose!

- Surely if I concentrate on just killing this f**king enemy at mid, I will dps him down and get my assassin medal... Ha! He thinks just because he has a healer, he can survive my onslaught...
[Ops: 1 inc West]
- Especially when I have my comrades helping me kill him/her...
[Ops: 2 inc West.. need help]
- Even more so when my comrades are all concentrating as hard as I am.. since we are all on the same team...
[Ops: 4 AT WEST.. GONNA LOSE IT]

Damn.. how come no one stopped that f**king Operative (or Scoundrel) from capping!!... You f**king noobs... This group sucks...

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TonyDragonflame
10.05.2012 , 10:04 AM | #49
I cant count more than till 3-4. Math is too hard for me. Subtraction in math very hard - its like a rocket science.
If I see 4-5 teammates before me when they killing 1-2 imps, I never run to our other node/door, I will always help teammates to kill them and will be waiting call inc!

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GalnarDegana
10.05.2012 , 10:15 AM | #50
OH NO! The other team scored in Huttball, and we ONLY HAVE 12 minutes left! Obviously, there is no chance of winning! Maybe if I leave now, I can get a group that actually knows what it is doing...

There is someone on the other side of the firepit, but I have the Huttball, it is my responsibility to get it across, even though my CC breaker is on cooldown.

I must use my CC breaker to get the 100 more damage in. I probably won't need it in the next two minutes. Its not like I get ahead for passes anyway.

I'm DPS specced, so I can't use my taunts.

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