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LilTsar's Avatar

10.04.2012 , 10:47 PM | #11
i dont see the big deal about killing healers. if i have the dps to kill a healer, surely i can dps down someone that the healer is healing.

ill go ahead can cap right along with you. yes, i know it doesnt make it faster, but it means that red guy running will have twice as hard a time stopping us.

stun the carrier stun the carrier stun the carrier stun the carrier!!! damn, didnt work.... why doesnt somebody grapple him?
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heechJunzi's Avatar

10.04.2012 , 10:49 PM | #12
Sure, I see you trying to plant on Voidstar... But rather than going back and trying to CC at spawn, I'm going to sit next to you and plant too. Who knows, maybe your cat will bump your mouse and force you off the plant... I can get credit for the plant!
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darthnish's Avatar

10.04.2012 , 10:56 PM | #13
oh look a target thats cced waaay away from all the others, let me leap to it and stun it and give it full resolve, because full white bar means im doing good.

Yun_Gemstone's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 02:17 AM | #14
Oh, look - there is an enemy guy just standing 50 meters away from the turret I am defending and he is scared to come fight me. I'll show him how this is played...chaaaaaarge... (8 seconds later - enemy stealther captures turret). Guys...totally not my fault...

Hey, all 7 went to middle turret at the start of Civil War. I am a bit behind, but I will follow them too, because I don't want them to think I am a noob straying away from the collective.

Hey, someone says in chat 'west 1". I know he is 1 at west, I see him on my map. All 7 of us at mid see him on our maps. Oh, now he says "west 2". He must be drinking and seeing himself double. All 7 of us are still here in mid. What? Now he just types "4". Man, this guy has the worst graphical glitch ever. (turret lost)...Hey, noob, why you don't defend the turret? Oh, he just quit the Warzone. Probably ashamed of his failure.

Dammit with those nerfs to my Vanguard. I can't kill people from range. And now that Assassin ball carrier is right there in our pit. Let me just pull him up with my Harpoon to close the distance and show him who is boss around here...Hey, using Force speed is unfair, stay here...noob...

What do you mean you had him Flashbanged into the Fire Hazard? I got a Jump/Ranged skill, I am gonna use it whenever I please. Learn to play your class and dont tell me how to play mine.

Nobody can escape my vigilant eye of a hawk. I see all, I defend all. And my front and camera are totally not on the turret/door. I mean, there is no way anyone can sneak behind me and capture, right?...Right? Whaddayamean we lost it a minute ago, I was here the whole time and saw nobody.

Masarko's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 02:39 AM | #15
Heard in the 50 bracket:
(Novare Coast)
Someone: Why are you leaving east to go west?
Recruit Assasin: Been doing this everytime and it always works
Same someone: ......... and left

(Had to inspect that guy and took a wild guess he just came from pre 50 bracket, he got rolled over by the defender)
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Bokamon's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 02:41 AM | #16
i see a bunch of enemies clumped up together. you know what, i'm just gonna run in and knock them all apart.

TheronFett's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 03:17 AM | #17
It takes at least 4 of us to cap a node in Civil War. Those turret controls are big!

I'm going to watch you plant the bomb in Voidstar from way over here. That way when the enemy respawns and zergs you, I won't be in the way.

I don't want the huttball. That thing is heavy, and it slows me down. Plus, people shoot me.

Stealth is awesome! I can just sit here and watch those three guys kick your *** and they don't even see me!

Oh no, that guy is about to score! Here, watch. I'll CC him a few times, that'll stop him!

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10.05.2012 , 03:40 AM | #18
Some red guy is caping our mid turret with no one to interrupt but me? Well someone definitely will come and interrupt while i'll just completely ignore it and go to enemy turret on the left and heroically solo cap it, because there is no way it is guarded by a stealther.

There is a sniper with a ball crawling forward and attacked by 6 ppl while i stand right outside the pass range, i should not move anywhere and attack any enemy that this sniper flashbanged or rooted, because snipers are awesome ball carriers and with me helping... bah, he died, he should have passed to someone.

For 5 minutes I am fighting a guy, who is already at 99% health (thanks to my awesome damage), i will continue to do so, because there is surely no better target anywhere near.

Oh look, there is an empty node at the west i should go and cap it, surely everyone will praise my efforts because here at the east node i am just standing alone and not useful fo my team.

KeeferE's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 03:53 AM | #19
Objectives are for noobs.. I'm gonna Rambo everyone and get me a high DPS..

Belly's Avatar

10.05.2012 , 04:29 AM | #20
There is this one guy attacking me in huttball, i'll make sure and kill him before I pass it to one of my teammates open for an easy score.

Oh dear, 2 more enemies have leaped to me, i'm sure I can defeat them and then pass it to my buddy who are is 15 meters from the end zone

Great, now they are asking why I didn't pass. I tell them "I was trying the whole time!"
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