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Tamilveeran
10.10.2012 , 04:00 PM | #131
#1
Oh look a teammate is standing 30 yards ahead of me doing nothing, how useless! Look at the idle moron just jumping in place. Man this wz group sucks, I'll just walk the ball to score. I'm a tank, they can't kill me. Oh ****! Fire! It burns!

#2
Oh look the marauder is almost dead holding the ball and he jumps into our team side of the pit taking 5 enemy teammates with him, i'll jump in and save him, wait he stealthed resetting the ball, what a moron. Sheesh this guy sucks. <No one gets ball from spawn for next 2 minutes>

#3
Oh no they scored! I'll just kill these 3 guys standing at our goal line for next 5 mins. Oh ****, they scored again! The opponent team is so good, we suck!

#4
I top damage in Huttball! Rest of my team did so little dmg, they suck!

#5
Enemy ball carrier is in our pit, and I just spawned, I'll save the day by killing him. Oh **** he jumped to me! Oh well! I can't help avoid that.

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Sztoid
10.10.2012 , 04:18 PM | #132
Quote: Originally Posted by Ghostuka View Post
"IT IS YOUR FAULT FOR LEAVING ME ALONE THERE. What was I supposed to do, fight 2 guys at the same time???"
I'm stuck solo guarding. I guess I'm suppose to solo everybody and not let the rest of my team I've spotted enemy heading for my position. I died. Well, the respawn wall doesn't take that long so I can come back and finish him off and hopefully the rest of my team won't notice.

I need someone here to hold my hand guarding. I need them to call out inc and watch the node or I'll have to die, not saying anything, and blame my team for leaving an incompetent guard there.

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SlimsPicken
10.10.2012 , 04:33 PM | #133
I think my all time favorite has to be in huttball when the opposing team scores and 2 players on your team (who of course failed to stop the first TD) just sit in your end zone trying to kill the guy who scored the last TD...while his teammates run by them to score the next TD...

thats just awesome.
For every man there is a sentence, a string of words, which has the power to destroy him.

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SpaniardInfinity
10.10.2012 , 04:46 PM | #134
We are fighting to defend one of the side nodes On Civil War and damn, the other team is giving us a whalloping. If only those dingbats at Bioware would put a speeder directly to those side nodes, having to walk from the central speeder is just stupid.

Look, buddy, I know you're a healer. You must be some kind of crazy. And I understand, you have like no HP right now. You are towing pretty much the entire team right now and are out of cooldowns. But what you don't understand is I'm a force of nature. I could force choke you right now if I wanted. I need this healthpack here to patch up that 100 hp I'm missing from fall damage. Clearly you can just use some of your hockus pockus to heal yourself right?

Guard is useless in PvP. What possible purpose does lowering a healer's threat serve against players? Oh well, I have a GCD to spare so I'll just put it on this guy. Maybe I can get a few medals for it. It does have a map-wide range, after all.

Okay, I'm guarding a healer right now. They must be as happy as clam right now. But wait. Look at that guy over there at the fringes of my leap range. He is quite clearly enjoying his time not being lept to. I need to change that. I'm sure the healer's leap is off cooldown, obviously he can follow me there.

I have all the answers right now. You do realize that I invented this game. To put it in perspective how far behind you are, I've already beat all the bosses in Star Wars: The Old Republic 20. I'll have you know I am the greatest] PvPer of all time. So don't let me catch you silly peasants telling me how to play. I don't even care if I lose an objective while typing out a rage-fueled curse-peppered essay-length explanation of never taking your eye off the objective.
Aux "Spaniard" Wargarde (Rank 2400+ Combat Medic) | Reighner the Relentless (Conqueror Bodyguard)
The Generalissimo Legacy
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Sztoid
10.10.2012 , 08:55 PM | #135
Oh, you're trying to win this warzone? Let me play you the song of my people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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WaywardOne
10.10.2012 , 09:10 PM | #136
Always mark the tanks!

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Banderal
10.11.2012 , 04:36 AM | #137
Quote: Originally Posted by Tamilveeran View Post
#3
Oh no they scored! I'll just kill these 3 guys standing at our goal line for next 5 mins. Oh ****, they scored again! The opponent team is so good, we suck!
Don't you mean, "The opponent team is so good, you all suck"?

And...

A group of us has fended off the enemy and gotten the ball carrier to the edge of the fire. OK, the fire just turned off. Man, why isn't that stupid ball carrier walking across the fire grate? Well, I better stay right here and keep attacking the red guys. No way it would help for me to cross to the other side!

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POPsi
10.11.2012 , 05:31 AM | #138
"Let's leave this door at voidstar, no one is coming this way, my fellow stealther can definitely watch for the door, even though he is shouting that 2 enemy stealthers are in range- but I don't pay attention to the chat anyway. Oh they capped the door, and stupid teammate didn't call inc, let's just leave this noob WZ.

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darthnish
10.11.2012 , 05:52 AM | #139
Quote: Originally Posted by Sztoid View Post
Oh, you're trying to win this warzone? Let me play you the song of my people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Lmfao

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Entropicus
10.11.2012 , 08:50 AM | #140
The ball carrier is coming at me. I'll just sit here and regen my health instead of trying to stop or slow him. I'm at 40% I can't die I need full health to stop him. Oops he's out of range now. Guess ill go jump down to the pit to fight this guy that's almost dead instead of getting control of mid.
When I run, I am running as if I am running towards someone attacking my family. When I lift, I am lifting the weight that is about to crush my child. Every workout you do is preparation for a time where it really matters. If you do not train like someone's life depends on you, what will you do when one does?