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ScruffyWhite
Old 10.12.2012 , 09:44 PM | #21
HAHAHAHAHA these crack me up everytime
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Old 10.16.2012 , 07:29 PM | #22
King-KEI Solomon and the

Thread of DOOM

Scene: Underground temple, masked and drugged devotees bowing and chanting
Trolla-mon, trolla-mon, trolla-mon
Dorito and Luc are tied up together and hanging over a pit of Lava
Mosus- High priest of Trolling cackles gleefully arms raised
Mosus: Gotu-brah, Gotu-braaah...
He turns to Dorito and hisses
Mosus: You know this is all your fault...
He motions to a devotee to begin lowering the hapless pair SLOWLY into the lava
Mosus: (grinning maniacally) You brought this upon yourselves...
You dominated the server with your epicness and the great must always be brought low..
sacrificed to the god of
(Screams) TEH NOOB!!
Devotees begin screaming and waving their arms...
Luc: Arrrrggghhhh
Dorito: You monster, you will never get away with this....
Mosus: Prepare to die..
MUHAHAHAA...

CRACK!!
CRACK!!
CRACK!!
Third time lucky, King-KEI's whip grabs the ****** of the towering stone monstrosity of TEH NOOB and swings down to the platform.
King-KEI: (tilts his fedora back) Get away Mosus, your trolling days are over
Mosus: You cannot stop me, I am the LAW!!!
Mosus: (Motions to guards and screams) KILL HIM...
King-KEI: red yellow blue, red yellow blue, red yellow blue GREEN.
(sounds of blaster fire and screams)
A pile of dead guards surrounds King-KEI, corpses smoking
Mosus is no where to be seen, but a stone trapdoor snaps shut and muffled cackling can be heard.
King-Kei adjusting his fedora strides over and begins freeing the hapless victims
King-KEi: it was a trap you fools..
Dorito: I know, he just drugged me and then I could do nothing ...
Luc: Arrrrgghhh (faints from the drama of it all)
King-KEI: we wil stop that monster, we must.. our server depends on it..
Camera: Fade to black.
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Antiskeptic
Old 10.16.2012 , 10:42 PM | #23
Whooot! Finally made it in.
<Synthesis>
Mosus Slimline
<Condemned>

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JcPogi
Old 10.17.2012 , 06:29 PM | #24
Quote: Originally Posted by Sildanar View Post
King-KEI Solomon and the

Thread of DOOM

Scene: Underground temple, masked and drugged devotees bowing and chanting
Trolla-mon, trolla-mon, trolla-mon
Dorito and Luc are tied up together and hanging over a pit of Lava
Mosus- High priest of Trolling cackles gleefully arms raised
Mosus: Gotu-brah, Gotu-braaah...
He turns to Dorito and hisses
Mosus: You know this is all your fault...
He motions to a devotee to begin lowering the hapless pair SLOWLY into the lava
Mosus: (grinning maniacally) You brought this upon yourselves...
You dominated the server with your epicness and the great must always be brought low..
sacrificed to the god of
(Screams) TEH NOOB!!
Devotees begin screaming and waving their arms...
Luc: Arrrrggghhhh
Dorito: You monster, you will never get away with this....
Mosus: Prepare to die..
MUHAHAHAA...

CRACK!!
CRACK!!
CRACK!!
Third time lucky, King-KEI's whip grabs the ****** of the towering stone monstrosity of TEH NOOB and swings down to the platform.
King-KEI: (tilts his fedora back) Get away Mosus, your trolling days are over
Mosus: You cannot stop me, I am the LAW!!!
Mosus: (Motions to guards and screams) KILL HIM...
King-KEI: red yellow blue, red yellow blue, red yellow blue GREEN.
(sounds of blaster fire and screams)
A pile of dead guards surrounds King-KEI, corpses smoking
Mosus is no where to be seen, but a stone trapdoor snaps shut and muffled cackling can be heard.
King-Kei adjusting his fedora strides over and begins freeing the hapless victims
King-KEi: it was a trap you fools..
Dorito: I know, he just drugged me and then I could do nothing ...
Luc: Arrrrgghhh (faints from the drama of it all)
King-KEI: we wil stop that monster, we must.. our server depends on it..
Camera: Fade to black.
Hahah! this is really funny!! Where could Mosus be? In Jumpsuit's hideout maybe? lolololol.. King Kei needs help of King Wardy and Queen Vixie, lol

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Antiskeptic
Old 10.17.2012 , 06:38 PM | #25
Quote: Originally Posted by JcPogi View Post
Hahah! this is really funny!! Where could Mosus be? In Jumpsuit's hideout maybe? lolololol.. King Kei needs help of King Wardy and Queen Vixie, lol
Mosus is obviously busy stealing all the loot from your house as you look the other way.
<Synthesis>
Mosus Slimline
<Condemned>

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DarthStubb
Old 10.17.2012 , 08:38 PM | #26
Quote: Originally Posted by Sildanar View Post
King-KEI Solomon and the

Thread of DOOM

Scene: Underground temple, masked and drugged devotees bowing and chanting
Trolla-mon, trolla-mon, trolla-mon
Dorito and Luc are tied up together and hanging over a pit of Lava
Mosus- High priest of Trolling cackles gleefully arms raised
Mosus: Gotu-brah, Gotu-braaah...
He turns to Dorito and hisses
Mosus: You know this is all your fault...
He motions to a devotee to begin lowering the hapless pair SLOWLY into the lava
Mosus: (grinning maniacally) You brought this upon yourselves...
You dominated the server with your epicness and the great must always be brought low..
sacrificed to the god of
(Screams) TEH NOOB!!
Devotees begin screaming and waving their arms...
Luc: Arrrrggghhhh
Dorito: You monster, you will never get away with this....
Mosus: Prepare to die..
MUHAHAHAA...

CRACK!!
CRACK!!
CRACK!!
Third time lucky, King-KEI's whip grabs the ****** of the towering stone monstrosity of TEH NOOB and swings down to the platform.
King-KEI: (tilts his fedora back) Get away Mosus, your trolling days are over
Mosus: You cannot stop me, I am the LAW!!!
Mosus: (Motions to guards and screams) KILL HIM...
King-KEI: red yellow blue, red yellow blue, red yellow blue GREEN.
(sounds of blaster fire and screams)
A pile of dead guards surrounds King-KEI, corpses smoking
Mosus is no where to be seen, but a stone trapdoor snaps shut and muffled cackling can be heard.
King-Kei adjusting his fedora strides over and begins freeing the hapless victims
King-KEi: it was a trap you fools..
Dorito: I know, he just drugged me and then I could do nothing ...
Luc: Arrrrgghhh (faints from the drama of it all)
King-KEI: we wil stop that monster, we must.. our server depends on it..
Camera: Fade to black.
LOL, I laughed so hard with this. You sir, have a great sense of humour

I see what you did there :P.. How did I become King Kei ?? lol

Anyway, Keep up the great work.

Yvaine - I lol'ed at "King Ward and Queen Vixie"
Kei (PvP Officer)
< Midian > - Master Dar'Nala (APAC PvP)

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Sildanar
Old 10.17.2012 , 10:27 PM | #27
Quote:
I see what you did there :P.. How did I become King Kei ?? lol
I dont know mate, your the guy with the whip, you tell me...
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Tom_the_Narwhal
Old 10.17.2012 , 10:44 PM | #28
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Sildanar
Old 10.17.2012 , 10:46 PM | #29
These are the Dayz of Master D

Episode 6

Scene 1

A beautiful blue woman alone on a beach, a sailing yacht is a small spec on the horizon.
Med's and Coral's relationship however brief, was intense.
He would have been a good lover she relflects, but with Coral's 350ms latency he was always alseep before she got to her "happy place".
Good luck she says as she waves to him sailing away over the horizon...
Good luck :


Scene 2

>Median< are watching a playback of their games...
mosly reruns of late, so Primates latest has generated some interest
everyone is sitting around
grabbing beers, nuts etc..
Primate puts on the vid...


WOAH!!!


Luc and Dorito..leap up and there is a brawl for the remote
Lio: OMG you said its was a friendly guild...
I didnt know it was that friendly....
Primate, leans back a huge smirk on his face...


Commercial break

Camera: Zirky looking into the camera with a huge smile lined in white creaminess

Zirky: You know, I dont know what I like the most about Venetta
is it the creamy, melt in the mouth goodness?
the way it slides blissfully down the back of my throat?
or the sweet chocolaty brown bits that hang around for later?
What I do know is
After a hard day of "Lowbies"
Nothing else will satisfy
So I reach around for a Venetta

Camera: Zirky lusciously licks his lips to glean the last creamy goodness and winks at the camera...

In other news
Liopleurodon after one faux pas too many has finally been kicked from the Republic Diplomatic Service and flees to Imp fleet where he fits right in. Imperial Diplomacy is not at all perturbed by regularly burning someones face off...


Tune in next week for our next exciting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA series

Dayz of Master D..
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Le_Spiff
Old 10.18.2012 , 02:54 AM | #30
See. If we all left Master D for Harbinger we'd lose all the drama. D:
PT - Daecon Master Dar Nala
PT - Chithon <Bacon eating smashers> The Harbinger
Merc - Deacon <Bacon eating smashers> The Harbinger
Mara - Loong'Dragon <Bacon eating smashers> The Harbinger