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The Misadventures of Mischievous Malavai

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The Misadventures of Mischievous Malavai

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bright_ephemera
09.08.2012 , 10:58 PM | #11
Quote: Originally Posted by irishfino View Post
I blame bright for her encouragement on this...
That's 'cause she likes me! All the ladies do!
Damn right.

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I try to maintain the awesomeness the Captain represses. He used to be adorable.
I was never adorable.
I'm like... super proof you were adorable at some point. Then you got all weird.
<3
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Ceterum autem censeo, Malavai esse delendam.

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kabeone
09.08.2012 , 11:09 PM | #12
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In which an Uncle is made...

“Can I call you ‘Uncle Pierce’?”

“Why?”

“Because it will make the Captain angry.”

“And there wouldn’t be a damn thing he could do about it,” Pierce muttered absently.

“Pretty much!” the boy said happily.

“I’d be honored to help you torment the Captain.”

“Yaaaaaaaaaaay!”
Biggest grin

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ragnnerok
09.09.2012 , 05:11 AM | #13
Quote: Originally Posted by irishfino View Post
“Be quiet and finish your dinner,” Quinn said stiffly.
This one quote begs the question does this thread involve all the sides of Captain Malavai Quinn or the the super mega awesome one and the average one or does it include the awesome yellow eyed side of the trio?

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irishfino
09.09.2012 , 04:53 PM | #14
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<3
See, the ladies love me! <3

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This one quote begs the question does this thread involve all the sides of Captain Malavai Quinn or the the super mega awesome one and the average one or does it include the awesome yellow eyed side of the trio?
I might make a guest appearance.
You can't murder anything in this story.
That's not fair.
This story is all about me and how adorable I am!
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
09.09.2012 , 04:54 PM | #15
The Captain is Boring Boring Boring...



Malavai was never far from the Captain. Since the Captain was almost always on the bridge, so was little Malavai. It was boring.

“I’m bored!” Malavai announced from the Captain’s chair.

“Get out of my seat,” the Captain said stiffly.

“You weren’t using it.”

“Go play or something.”

“Uncle Pierce is busy, Jaesa’s on a mission, Aunty Vette is making skirts for some reason, and Broonmarky Mark is hibernating,” Malavai explained in monotone.

“Vette is not your ‘aunty’, Pierce is not your ‘uncle’, Broonmark is not a rapper, and I’m sure Syla is around somewhere,” the Captain replied stiffly.

“I can go hang out with Syla?” Malavai asked, bouncing from the chair.

“I don’t see why not.”

“Sweet! Last time, I got to play with a real lightsaber!”

The boy turned and left before the Captain could raise an objection. Quinn would need a second job just to be able to afford the repairs for the damage Malavai was sure to cause. Crap.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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SveinEternity
09.09.2012 , 06:17 PM | #16
This thread is making me lol. Especially, In which and Uncle is Made. That was funny.
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irishfino
09.09.2012 , 06:32 PM | #17
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This thread is making me lol. Especially, In which and Uncle is Made. That was funny.
The Captain turns purple when I call Pierce "Uncle Pierce". It's freakin' hilarious!
Yeah it is.
No it isn't.
Is so.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
09.09.2012 , 06:33 PM | #18
In which love advice is given by a small child... and seriously considered...




Malavai adjusted to a routine aboard the Wrath’s Angry Fury, which he thought was the coolest name for a ship ever, rather quickly. He knew he could find Jaesa in the medical bay because she never really went anywhere else on the ship.

“Hey Jaesa!” Malavai said happily in greeting.

“Well hey there!” Jaesa replied with a smile. “Do you need something?”

“How’re things with the Captain?” he asked innocently.

“Things are fine,” she said cautiously.

“Have you two… ya know?”

“Malavai!” Jaesa exclaimed, scandalized. “That is entirely inappropriate!”

“What? I just wanted to know if he’s taken you on a proper date yet.”

Jaesa blinked and blushed. “We haven’t had time and he’s reluctant to leave you with a sitter.”

“He’s making excuses,” Malavai huffed. “You might need to organize everything.”

“I suppose I could.”

“Good, that man is terrible at planning surprises that don’t try to kill his guest.”

“This is true,” Jaesa said lightly.

“How did you resolve that anyway?” Malavai asked quietly.

“Weren’t you in my head at the time?”

“I don’t remember. I have the memory of a… what were we talking about?”

“The Captain taking me on a date,” Jaesa replied with a small chuckle.

“Oh, right, that. Anyway, you’ll have to make a move because he’s an idiot,” Malavai said bluntly.

“Don’t be mean,” Jaesa admonished.

“Don’t pretend it’s a lie.”

“Oh, fine. What do you suggest?”

Malavai cupped his chin in one hand in thought. “A day trip to Dromund Kaas, a walk around the city so he can bore you with his knowledge of facts no one really cares about, and a trip to the Kaas City candy store Dark Delights. He’ll be so relaxed by the end you might get lucky!”

“Malavai!”

“What? You haven’t kissed yet, have you?”

“Oh, right, that,” Jaesa said quietly.

“What did you think I meant?” Malavai asked curiously.

“Nothing,” Jaesa answered quickly.

“You’re weird…” he said quietly. “Anyway, think about it!” Then he turned and ran to bother Pierce. Jaesa began questioning her life decisions when she found herself considering dating advice from a four year old.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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ragnnerok
09.09.2012 , 07:01 PM | #19
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Jaesa began questioning her life decisions when she found herself considering dating advice from a four year old.
This made me chuckle.

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Milchmaus
09.10.2012 , 03:21 PM | #20
Quote: Originally Posted by irishfino View Post
In which love advice is given by a small child... and seriously considered...
Jaesa began questioning her life decisions when she found herself considering dating advice from a four year old.
<3 Just great! Love this whole thread

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