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The Misadventures of Mischievous Malavai

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The Misadventures of Mischievous Malavai

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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 07:57 PM | #1
I blame bright for her encouragement on this...
That's 'cause she likes me! All the ladies do!
This will start off with a cross post from the Story Challenge thread and go from there. Updates will be sporadic, but adorable. Re-enjoy. Or enjoy for the first time.



In which Malavai can fllllllllly...



“What’cha doin’ Captain?” Malavai asked curiously, popping out from a console.

The aforementioned Captain barely suppressed the girlish scream quickly rising from his lungs.

“Malavai!” the Captain shouted angrily.

The little boy tittered then scampered away, off the bridge and to the medical bay where Jaesa was busy restocking supplies.

“Heeey pretty lady!” he said excitedly.

She turned to him and smiled.

“Hello there, handsome,” she giggled lightly.

“I scared the Captain again,” he announced proudly.

“You did not scare me!” the Captain shouted from the bridge.

Malavai stifled a laugh behind his hands while Jaesa laughed openly. Then he was off, presumably to jump on Broonmark and pick tiny insects from the giant for his bug collection. It was strange having what used to be a part of the Captain running about the ship as if he had always been there. In a way he had. It was still weird. Really weird. But she was enjoying every minute of it and so was the Captain, though he refused to admit it and glared at her anytime she brought it up. With a small smile she made her way to the bridge.

“Hey Captain,” Jaesa said lightly in greeting.

“Is Malavai off terrorizing someone else?” he asked stiffly.

Jaesa laughed lightly. “Yeah, I think he’s picking Broonmark for insects.”

The Captain sighed and muttered a curse under his breath. Malavai was so eager to have a pet of some kind, but he always forgot to feed them. Or poke holes in their containers. Or to not burn them with magnifying glasses. Stars, he was sadistic even as a child. A happy squeal broke into his thoughts.

“Toss me further, Uncle Pierce!” Malavai squealed happily.

“Oh, no, not again,” the Captain said, exasperated.

Jaesa and the Captain left the bridge as quickly as possible to find Broonmark and Pierce tossing a giggling Malavai to each other.

“Put me… I mean him down,” the Captain said angrily.

“Let the boy have some fun, you stick-in-mud,” Pierce said happily. Then he tossed Malavai to Broonmark.

“Blorrrrp,” Broonmark agreed, catching Malavai with practiced ease.

“Wheeeeeeeee!!” Malavai shouted happily.

“Oh for fu-,” the Captain muttered unhappily, stopping only when Jaesa pinched his ribs.

“Let him have some fun,” she pleaded with a small pout.

He slumped his shoulders a small amount. He could never win.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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imnotawitch
09.08.2012 , 08:06 PM | #2
I love this, but I'm a bit confused. Is Malavai the son of the Quinn we know and love? Is he his childish innocence separated from his dark heart? Is he something else? Inquiring minds want to know!
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music."- George Carlin
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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 09:16 PM | #3
Quote: Originally Posted by imnotawitch View Post
I love this, but I'm a bit confused. Is Malavai the son of the Quinn we know and love? Is he his childish innocence separated from his dark heart? Is he something else? Inquiring minds want to know!
I decided to magically remove Malavai from Quinn's head. It's funnier that way, lol.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 09:16 PM | #4
In which there is a split... somehow...


Pinpointing the side effects of the Captain’s split from Malavai was rather difficult. The only changes appeared to be physical, in the shape of a four year old version of the Captain with an abnormal amount of energy and smiles. And he was an active little thing. One afternoon, he rewired Twovee to curse out the Captain every time he walked by. The Captain was not amused. He called Malavai to the bridge to reprimand him.

“Malavai,” he said stiffly, “stop fiddling with the droid!”

“You’re just mad because he called you an arse,” Malavai piped cheerfully.

“Where did you learn such language?” the Captain asked with a huff.

“Well, I’ve lived in your head for the last thirty-four years and Quinn is a potty mouth.”

The Captain sighed. He should have known.

“How did I get out of your head anyway?” the little boy mused.

“That doesn’t matter at this point.”

The little boy shrugged then ran off.

“Leave the droid alone!” the Captain yelled after Malavai.

“No promises!”

The Captain sighed forlornly. At least he wasn’t alone with Malavai. He had no idea how to deal with children let alone a small version of himself. Is this what fatherhood would be like? He shuddered at the thought. Perhaps he should get fixed. Just in case. Maybe he should talk to Jaesa first. Yes, that.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 09:17 PM | #5
In which an Uncle is made...


One morning, while the Captain was away, Malavai accosted Pierce while the latter worked on his stock of explosives.

“What’cha doin’?” Malavai asked with wide eyes.

“Makin’ bombs, what’s it look like?” Pierce answered gruffly.

“I like you, Mr. Pierce!” the little boy said with a smile.

Pierce grunted absently, still fiddling with the device in his hand.

“Can I call you ‘Uncle Pierce’?”

“Why?”

“Because it will make the Captain angry.”

“And there wouldn’t be a damn thing he could do about it,” Pierce muttered absently.

“Pretty much!” the boy said happily.

“I’d be honored to help you torment the Captain.”

“Yaaaaaaaaaaay!”
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 09:20 PM | #6
In which Broonmark is hilarious... I love that guy!


“Are you a girl or a boy?” Malavai asked Broonmark one evening over dinner.

The Captain sputtered next to him, Jaesa giggled behind her hand, Vette chuckled, Syla grinned, and Pierce laughed outright. Broonmark blinked his eyes in a rapid pattern then blorrped something.

“I have no idea what that means,” Malavai replied.

The Captain pulled out his datapad and handed it to Malavai. He kicked his legs happily as he fiddled with the Talz to Basic translator. Then he giggled quietly.

“That’s silly,” Malavai said, still giggling.

The Captain peered over Malavai’s head and balked at what was translated.

“That entirely inappropriate!” the Captain said with a huff.

“What does it say?” Jaesa asked, snatching the datapad from Quinn. “Oh, my stars! That’s hilarious!”

“I like you Broonmark!” Malavai piped happily.

Broonmark blorrped.

“He likes you, too,” Jaesa translated.

“I make aaaaaaallllllll the frieeeeennnnnnnnnnnnds!!”

“Be quiet and finish your dinner,” Quinn said stiffly.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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imnotawitch
09.08.2012 , 09:25 PM | #7
These are too adorable @.@

And I suppose you're going to write more about me being miserable and tormented instead of happy and adorable?
Out of my head Mel >.<
Let's see how you like having people in your head.
If you make her angrier she'll probably make things worse for you.
Wait, Lucy, why do you get to have the purple text?
I don't know, ask mom.
Because things are so much easier when your text is the color of your lightsabers. Now quiet both of you!
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music."- George Carlin
*Forever Shenanigans*

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Vesaniae
09.08.2012 , 09:45 PM | #8
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is awesome!
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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 10:13 PM | #9
Quote: Originally Posted by imnotawitch View Post
These are too adorable @.@

And I suppose you're going to write more about me being miserable and tormented instead of happy and adorable?
Out of my head Mel >.<
Let's see how you like having people in your head.
If you make her angrier she'll probably make things worse for you.
Wait, Lucy, why do you get to have the purple text?
I don't know, ask mom.
Because things are so much easier when your text is the color of your lightsabers. Now quiet both of you!
She's got pretty text, too!
You're supposed to be responding.
I am. The text is pretty!
I... what...
I'm being adorable!
...

Quote: Originally Posted by Vesaniae View Post
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is awesome!
I try to maintain the awesomeness the Captain represses. He used to be adorable.
I was never adorable.
I'm like... super proof you were adorable at some point. Then you got all weird.
I was experimented on...
Yeah, sure, whatever.


Malavai is fun to write. And weird at the same time... lol...
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
09.08.2012 , 10:13 PM | #10
“Hey Captain?” Malavai asked one morning as he prowled the bridge for insects.

“Yes?” the Captain asked stiffly.

“How does this work?”

The Captain turned to look. Malavai was on his hands and knees with a magnifying glass looking at the floor.

“The magnifying glass?”

“No,” Malavai said, shaking his head. “I don’t care about that.”

“How does what work?”

“Are you my dad or my brother or am I your clone? How does this work?” Malavai asked smartly.

The Captain opened his mouth then closed it. He had no idea.

“You’re not technically a clone,” the Captain said thoughtfully.

“We share the same genetic sequences.”

“True,” the Captain muttered quietly.

“Soooo, am I a clone?”

Malavai turned his head up and looked at the Captain with an innocent gaze. The Captain chewed the inside of his cheek for a brief moment.

“What do you want to be?” he asked stiffly.

“Malavai,” the boy said quickly.

“We’re both Malavai.”

Malavai scoffed. “You’re the Captain, I’m Malavai!”

“You can’t just steal my name,” the Captain huffed.

“I had it first,” the boy pouted.

“Did not.”

“Did so.”

“Did not!”

“Did so!”

“You did not, now stop it.”

“Did sooooooooooooo!!”

“Go… torment someone else or something,” the Captain grumbled.

“I’m gonna go play with Twovee!” Malavai shouted as he ran off.

“Leave the droid alone!”

“Nooooooooope!”

The Captain never realized how annoying he was as a child until that very moment. Damn.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!