Please upgrade your browser for the best possible experience.

Chrome Firefox Internet Explorer
×

The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

STAR WARS: The Old Republic > English > Story and Lore
The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

Ardim's Avatar


Ardim
09.14.2012 , 03:05 PM | #81
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
When Darth Baras uses his "Voice of the Emperor" power, he's yelling "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!"
Pure epic win
The Alabaster Legacy
Server: Jedi Covenant
Isaac: Sith Marauder Skradin: Mercenary Washington: Operative

Aurbere's Avatar


Aurbere
09.14.2012 , 07:54 PM | #82
If you kill Baras, his skin is sent to the medical stations for healing of burn victims. His skin would go on to help heal every member of the Empire that suffered burn injuries.

Gruesome, but effective.
Added Chapter 49 to The Shadows Fall
"Your only hope to survive is to give in to the rage boiling within you, to acknowledge the Dark Side you deny, and tap into it!"--Darth Tyranus

Palar's Avatar


Palar
09.15.2012 , 07:47 AM | #83
Baras' Force attunement is greater than most, for one reason - he's gone beyond midichlorians to maxichlorians.

PowerJediRanger's Avatar


PowerJediRanger
09.15.2012 , 08:41 AM | #84
When Baras screams, people on Hoth hears him. Then they find out he screamed because they ran out of cookies.
"Do or do not, there is no try."

Eyjeb's Avatar


Eyjeb
09.16.2012 , 06:41 AM | #85
I just heard a rumor in the Dromund Kass cantina that 30 years ago the emperor, wishing to celebrate the festive season, ordered that a large life size figure be made of milk chocolate. The imperial confectionists,sadly, misjudged the amount of chocolate they used and presently a large round man shaped ball of chocolate to the emperor.

The emperor, desiring to eat it, was suddenly told by the darkside to make it a suit of armour that would prevent it from melting and losing its shape.

The emperor did this and the chocolate fat figure was encassed in a metal suit. The dark side then communcated that they will gift this chocolate confection with a life and thought.

The emperor then was asked to give it a name and he choose "Baras" as the emperors original reason for creating this confection was to market it empire wide with the catchy slogan:

"Chocolate bar'as smooth as the emperor's walk."

The question being asked is whether the emperor placed a big bag of milk chocolate buttons inside baras and whether anyone has even found them?
"Gay, Independent and Proud!"
"Pushing the emperor in his wheelchair"

Andge's Avatar


Andge
09.16.2012 , 11:23 PM | #86
Darth Baras; "My Emperor. What an esteemed honor it is to finally be in the presence of your Exellency".
The Emperor; "Son of a bantha! The jokes on the swtor-forum weren't lying! Where's my camera?!"
Darth Baras; "My lord?"

Laicamir's Avatar


Laicamir
09.17.2012 , 05:13 AM | #87
Darth Baras didn't need to rig the pipes on Nar-Shaddar, his walking passed for a groundquake.

The Dark Council, enacting the will of the almighty Sith Emperor, are pleased to announce that due to the lack of space in the imperial citadel due to the presence of one, Darth Baras, work has begun on the new Kass City Expansion.
Laicamir, The Emerald Lord.

imperialmerc's Avatar


imperialmerc
09.20.2012 , 02:41 PM | #88
When Darth Baras walked into a bar on Nar Shaddaa the music stopped and Karagga the Unyeilding yelled out "Damn! That guy is FAT!!"
Lagro level 60 Mercenary Sezzid level 60 Vanguard
Cezzid level 55 Operative Tuckeer level 55 Gunslinger
Snefru level 55 Sith Juggernaut Kam'ina level 60 Jedi Sentinel
Liadra level 56 Sith Assassin You're going down

Oragummi's Avatar


Oragummi
09.20.2012 , 04:28 PM | #89
Darth Baras is so big his real name should be "Darth Bear A**"

LusanKieva's Avatar


LusanKieva
09.20.2012 , 08:26 PM | #90
Darth Vader = Invader
Darth Sidious = Insidious
Darth Baras = ?