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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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theStirge
09.11.2012 , 06:14 PM | #61
Quote: Originally Posted by AhsokaTanorules View Post
Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.
Wow, someone else read Lone Wolf?

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Joushigun
09.11.2012 , 07:38 PM | #62
Darth Baras passed his Sith trials by sitting on his rival supplicants.

There use to be hundreds of All You Can Eat buffets in Dromund Kas....but they went out of business.

The Emperor has forbidden Darth Baras from dancing....the last time six people were hospitalized and two fell to their deaths in the citadel.
"I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife."- Lady Vastra, Doctor Who and the Snowmen

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Captain_Zone
09.11.2012 , 10:20 PM | #63
Quote: Originally Posted by AhsokaTanorules View Post
Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.

As for Cartman, most of the Huttlord's in this game remind me more of him than Baras ever would. Fat, lazy, manipulative, gluttonous, selfish...When I had my Sith Warrior butchering Hutss on Quesh and Nar Shaddaa, I was definitely reminded more of Cartman there then any audience with Baras.
Baras:
Fat? Check.
Lazy? Has the SW do all his errands during Chapters 1 and 2. So check.
Manipulative? He's a Sith Lord. So check.
Gluttonous? Unless it's a glandular problem, check.
Selfish? Willing to sacrifice his Apprentice for a seat on the Dark Council instead of sharing the glory with the one who did all his errands during Chapters 1 and 2. Definitely check.

Also, he has several "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!" moments (especially if you troll him) and even a "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home." moment.... oh, and let's not forget the "SUCK MY B*LLS!!!!!!" moment if you
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Joushigun
09.11.2012 , 11:36 PM | #64
Faster than a speeding walrus....more powerful than a ninja panda....it's Darth Baras!

I understand that Darth Baras originally auditioned to be a Pandarian, but was rejected for being too skinny.
"I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife."- Lady Vastra, Doctor Who and the Snowmen

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THorsblood
09.12.2012 , 12:02 AM | #65
Quote: Originally Posted by Ardim View Post
No, I made it from scratch. The cake is a lie is a Portal reference.

To quote, go to my post and press Quote on the top right of it.
I think he ment in game, so if he says the Cake Code you get the credit not him

x type's it but it reads *y says: The cake is a lie, there is only pie*
instead of "x says: The cake is a lie,there is only pie*
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GigglesXRevenge
09.12.2012 , 12:13 AM | #66
darth coinslot!!!!!

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elliotcat
09.12.2012 , 09:56 AM | #67
Quote: Originally Posted by AhsokaTanorules View Post
Eh? His mask looks nothing like Cartman? He reminds me more of either a crash etst dummy, a Dark Lord of Helgedad from the Lone Wolf series, or even Baal, Jared Syn's son from that cheesy 80's scifi movie Metalstorm.

As for Cartman, most of the Huttlord's in this game remind me more of him than Baras ever would. Fat, lazy, manipulative, gluttonous, selfish...When I had my Sith Warrior butchering Hutss on Quesh and Nar Shaddaa, I was definitely reminded more of Cartman there then any audience with Baras.
It's not the mask that makes me think of Cartman at all...it's how he acts. Selfish, stupid, egomanaical. Every time he gets mad at me I swear I'm gonna hear him go, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"


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Aurbere
09.12.2012 , 10:06 AM | #68
Darth Baras allowed Vette to live in hopes that she would become his slave. So that she could make him all the baked goods he wanted. He killed all of his previous slaves because they couldn't provide the amount of baked goods needed to satisfy his ferocious hunger. So he ate them.
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Ardim
09.12.2012 , 03:08 PM | #69
Quote: Originally Posted by Aurbere View Post
Darth Baras allowed Vette to live in hopes that she would become his slave. So that she could make him all the baked goods he wanted. He killed all of his previous slaves because they couldn't provide the amount of baked goods needed to satisfy his ferocious hunger. So he ate them.
And my Warrior ended up getting Vette and giving Darth Tubby the middle finger
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Eillack
09.12.2012 , 03:12 PM | #70
When Darth Baras uses force run, he almost goes at the pace of typical walking...