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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Joushigun
09.08.2012 , 10:12 PM | #41
Darth Baras is, in fact, Marlon Brando...
"I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife."- Lady Vastra, Doctor Who and the Snowmen

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TheManAndres
09.09.2012 , 06:44 AM | #42
Quote:
Cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain weight.
Through weight, I gain body mass.
Through body mass, my belt is broken.
The couch shall set me free.
some time ago I made a very similar code and I said it in the fleet of either jedi covenant or red eclipse (cant remember) and I admit I think yours is better. I was wondering did you use some of my "rewritten code of the sith"? but my intentions where not to make fun of Baras but rather that I waned to use the line cake is lie , there is only
pie?

(another thing how do i make qoutes say your name?) its for you ardiin
what do we say to the god of procarsination ? NOT TODAY!

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Mandorain
09.09.2012 , 12:17 PM | #43
That pressure you feel is not Barases force power its his gravitational pull. OOOOOOOOOOH!

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Captain_Zone
09.09.2012 , 03:10 PM | #44
Obi-Wan: "That's no moon. It's Darth Baras!"
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Ardim
09.10.2012 , 03:57 PM | #45
Quote: Originally Posted by TheManAndres View Post
some time ago I made a very similar code and I said it in the fleet of either jedi covenant or red eclipse (cant remember) and I admit I think yours is better. I was wondering did you use some of my "rewritten code of the sith"? but my intentions where not to make fun of Baras but rather that I waned to use the line cake is lie , there is only
pie?

(another thing how do i make qoutes say your name?) its for you ardiin
No, I made it from scratch. The cake is a lie is a Portal reference.

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TheBetty
09.10.2012 , 06:57 PM | #46
Darth Baras has never experienced Hyperspace travel. There is no ship capable of carrying him at that speed.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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liammozz
09.10.2012 , 07:16 PM | #47
Darth Baras is so fat he uses saber throw to put his belt on

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Uluain
09.10.2012 , 08:44 PM | #48
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
Darth Baras has never experienced Hyperspace travel. There is no ship capable of carrying him at that speed.
"Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly through a star or bounce too close to Darth Baras, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"

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TalkingDinosaur
09.10.2012 , 09:05 PM | #49
At the end of the Sith Warrior story...

Spoiler
TALKINGDINOSAUR
Squadron
11-11-11

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Joushigun
09.10.2012 , 09:27 PM | #50
Darth Baras use to be muscular and thin, but one day he got stuck in an elevator with a Hutt....the Hutt was never seen again....but Baras put on a good fifty stone that day.
"I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife."- Lady Vastra, Doctor Who and the Snowmen