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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Adaliaya
05.23.2014 , 06:00 AM | #461
Darth Baras's father died to overeating after raiding senate's fridge. Son has seemingly taken similar path.

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scarlet_magpie
05.23.2014 , 07:17 AM | #462
Darth Baras has dreadlocks under his mask. He's a Barasta.

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Shadowsentinel
05.27.2014 , 11:34 AM | #463
Do you know why Baras sent Sith Warrior to deal with Master Yonlach? Because last time he was on Tatooine, Jedi used food trail to lead him to sarlacc pit. Unfortunately, sarlacc couldn't swallow Baras and died from asphyxiation.
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Soultranna
06.02.2014 , 09:30 PM | #464
Darth Baras is SO fat (how fat is he??) that he has to use the Force to put his socks on in the morning.

... What? he's yet to master underwear. That uptight manner of his? a hundred-year Force wedgie.

hey, lets' not get down on baras, guys... after all, it's not like he's the FIRST sci-fi fat man...


"Baron Harkonnen is SO fat... "
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saiyanjedidmv
07.22.2015 , 10:41 PM | #465
300 years later, the corpse of Darth Baras is still decaying on Korriban, only the 1st roll of fat has gone through the decaying process..........
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JHamSUBNB
07.22.2015 , 11:02 PM | #466
B.A.R.A.S.

Bring Abundant Rations Around ...

damnit, can't figure out the S, lol.

Swiftly maybe? The Last A is subject to change as well.

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Kaedusz
07.23.2015 , 04:50 AM | #467
Darth Baras destroys his enemies by positioning himself in the orbit of the planet they are on.
His gravitational pull causes massive tides and earthquakes on the planet bellow.

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Ardim
07.23.2015 , 10:17 PM | #468
Wow, good to see the thread I created so long ago is still alive even to this day
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MajorCorwin
07.24.2015 , 04:53 PM | #469
Darth Baras no longer goes into the field: the last time he tried on Balmorra, just below Victory Outpost, he tripped and bounced all the way to the bottom crushing several guards hideously in the process.

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CrutchCricket
07.24.2015 , 05:36 PM | #470
Quote: Originally Posted by Kaedusz View Post
Darth Baras destroys his enemies by positioning himself in the orbit of the planet they are on.
His gravitational pull causes massive tides and earthquakes on the planet bellow.
Darth Baras is his own Interdictor Cruiser. He's on Empire warships, for the sole reason of pulling enemies out of hyperspace.

Man, how did I not see this thread before?

"Baras, you ****! You bought your armor at the Portly Sith Lord's Used Gear Store! Ya cheapskate! I know it because I SOLD IT TO YOU!"