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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

ZakRinWolf's Avatar

12.23.2013 , 01:13 AM | #431
I actually managed to skip chapter 1 of the Sith Warrior story line without ever leaving Dromund Kaas. It was when he was trying to torture and interogate that captured spy, and the conversation went like this...


Me: Have you tried sitting on him?

Found out all about Jaesa immediately with no further issues.
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One word: shotgun. Let's see a Jedi block an entire spray.

SitHamster's Avatar

12.23.2013 , 04:53 PM | #432
"Food leads to hunger. Hunger leads to eat. Eat leads to fattening. I sense much food in you. "
-A Jedi to Darth Baras

MadelineMadrigal's Avatar

01.10.2014 , 05:14 PM | #433
In other news:

"Lately the Sith Empire have had to make drastic cuts in it's planet-killer super weapons programme, however with the increasing need to silence republic worlds and dissident imperial colonies, high command have resorted to a simple but effective experimental strategy of throwing morbidly obese Sith lord: Darth Baras out of the airlock from orbit over the target planet's surface, it is said that the resulting impact is estimated to have an asteroid effect on the planets environment, essentially dooming all life there to painful, drawn-out period of worldwide extinction. Our boys and girls at the R&D department have done it again!"

saiyanjedidmv's Avatar

03.18.2014 , 01:41 PM | #434
Fozzie: waka waka, waka waka!! Here I am folks fozzie bear here to tell your jokes folks old and rare!!! waka waka!!
SO!!! there was this Sith lord who was so fat.....

Baras: (angrily with his lightsaber activated): how fat was he!?!

Fozzie: um he was so fat that everybody loved him and there wasn't anything funny about him at all.....

Baras: (calming down): yeah that's what I thought

The Sith Warrior: (from the shadows mimicking Fozzie's voice): yep nothing funny about you.....EXCEPT YOU THAT FAT BLOB OF A FACE OF YOURS!!!!! (runs and hides)

Baras (angrily): WHAT!!!!

Fozzie (panicking): NO WAIT!!! (Fozzie gets electrocuted.....don't worry folks he is still alive just very badly injured)
JOHTORRE LEGACY Number of family members: 37.
ANIME LEGACY Number of family members: 2.
KAIJU LEGACY Number of family members: 2.

Xakthul's Avatar

03.23.2014 , 12:38 PM | #435
New Guild Flagships?

No thanks, I'll just hollow out Darth Baras....
Duelist Mixalot, Grand Champ Tellsa, Lord Saml, Apprentice Syynx, Captain Cirris, Skirmisher Janewei, Jedi Knight Jugger'not, Agent Ez'zio of <Wookies and Cream>, Harbinger
"Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls!"- Gandalf

SonzeK's Avatar

03.23.2014 , 04:09 PM | #436
Darth Baras is so fat,that All restaurants put a bounty on his head.

Bird_of_Thunder's Avatar

03.23.2014 , 10:07 PM | #437
This thread never gets old
Lord Ravvok
Level 70 Carnage Marauder
<The Paragons Covenant>
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PowerJediRanger's Avatar

03.24.2014 , 08:29 AM | #438
Baras is so fat he makes Hutts look skinny.
"Do or do not, there is no try."

cymonguk's Avatar

03.24.2014 , 10:43 AM | #439
Rancor's are only just being seen in the game because they are on a rare breeds program after Dath Baras ate them all. The idea of an eat all you can restaurant has been outlawed on Drommund Kaas due to his voracious appetite, the number of bankrupt restaurants was killing the whole economy.

Masterniri's Avatar

03.25.2014 , 07:07 PM | #440
((As this is my first post on the forums, let's make it a good one! ))

Wellness is a lie, there is only fat.

Through fat, I gain girth.

Through girth, I gain rolls

Through rolls, I gain gravity.

Through natural gravity I embody Baras

My weight forces all others to flee!

*Promoted by the Sith Administration for Lords and Slimmer Acolytes-No Baras, we are not actual salsa.*