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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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12.06.2013 , 09:40 AM | #421
Darth Baras have Gamorrean female groupies all across the galaxy

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Estiroth
12.07.2013 , 09:57 AM | #422
It is not widely know, but a conglomerate of Ughnaughts actually had plans to build a Tibanna Mining Station around Darth Baras, after hearing a remark in a cantina. All efforts were abandoned though, when they found out Baras wasn't literally a 'gas giant'.
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12.07.2013 , 10:37 AM | #423
Quote: Originally Posted by Estiroth View Post
It is not widely know, but a conglomerate of Ughnaughts actually had plans to build a Tibanna Mining Station around Darth Baras, after hearing a remark in a cantina. All efforts were abandoned though, when they found out Baras wasn't literally a 'gas giant'.
LOL !!! Good one
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12.07.2013 , 12:12 PM | #424
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omg, the first time I saw him I had to pull my daughter in to the room to look. I pointed at the screen and said...."hey look it's Cartman"
so cruel and so not true. cartman is way more evil!+cartman is big boned, baras is just fat
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SitHamster
12.08.2013 , 02:59 PM | #425
When Darth Baras have anger issues, it's just that he skipped the breakfast because of some Imperial affairs.

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Aeneas_Falco
12.08.2013 , 11:12 PM | #426
The Sarlaac once challenged Darth Baras to an eating contest.

Afterwards Darth Baras was reported to have said that the Sarlaac was quite tasty, but could have used a dash more seasoning.

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sell-dog
12.16.2013 , 09:50 AM | #427
I've always kept up with this thread, but just thought of another joke.


This is what Darth Baras thinks when he sees anything and everything on a day to day basis:
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"What's the difference between hot and cold doughnuts?"
"The difference is: cold ones I can eat 8, hot ones I can eat 48!"

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DarknessInLight
12.16.2013 , 10:42 AM | #428
Darth Nihilus was the Lord of Hunger......he consumed entire planets' life forces.

Darth Baras is the new Lord of Hunger. Literally. He is the reason there is a shortage of Cake, Cookies, Pies, and Ice Cream in the galaxy.
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Xakthul
12.16.2013 , 03:49 PM | #429
The Emperor consumed Nathema, died, and was reincarnated as Darth Baras. He even has the fat to show for it.
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danthemanwells
12.20.2013 , 03:46 PM | #430
This Thread is one of the largest in the forum...... because Darth Baras is mentioned so many times