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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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09.20.2013 , 03:55 PM | #401
Trolling Baras so many times is one of many things that makes the Sith Warrior storyline the best in the game.

"Problem?" *trollface*
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09.29.2013 , 12:50 PM | #402
One of my favourite planets is illum and I recently descovered illum's origin.
before the planet illum, it was just some comet field then a really big sith by the name of baras came along. his massive size caused the comets tocome together forming the planet we all know and love illum

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10.19.2013 , 04:12 PM | #403
Baras is soo fat that yo mama the hutt said, "Damn, that guy can eat". Also in that CW episode she appeared in, she was soo fat that quinlan vos mistook her as a moon lol and obi wan said to him "that's no moon that's ziro's mama". Baras really needs to enter the weight watchers program

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10.19.2013 , 04:56 PM | #404
When Baras takes a $hit, it's a trap
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11.18.2013 , 10:59 PM | #405
the reason tremel respected baras was because of the fear of being sat on

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11.19.2013 , 02:11 PM | #406
The Legacy of Darth Baras continued for 1000's of years.

You just need to look at the historical documents to see Baras being mentioned

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in hunger and were suddenly silenced. I fear that Darth Baras cut to the front of the buffet line

Obi-Wan: For over a thousand generations, The Jedi Knights were the guardians of buffet services in the old Republic... before the dark times... Before Darth Baras

[a group of Stormtroopers have found the escape pod]

Stormtrooper Officer: Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.

Stormtrooper: [holding up a empty KFT (Kentucky fried taun Taun)] look sir Sith

Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to Darth Baras and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it.

[Luke can't levitate Baras' corpse out of the bog]

Luke: I can't. It's too big.

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the corpse

Yoda tries to lift the corpse and gasps

Yoda - "too big it is"

Yoda to Darth Baras at the Nar Shadda casino buffet

Yoda: Control, control, you must learn control!

Darth Vader: There will be a substantial gift certificate to country kitchen buffet for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.

Darth Baras As you wish.

[after R2D2 is spit out by Darth Baras on Dagobah ]

Luke: You're lucky you don't taste very good.

Lando: Lord Baras, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put your lunch in there it might wreck it.

Darth Baras: I do not want the want my happy meal ruined. We will test it on Captain Solo.

Yoda: [to Baras] No wonder you are so big eating food of this kind


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11.20.2013 , 04:27 AM | #407
Baras's mask only purpose is to prevent him from eating

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11.26.2013 , 09:13 AM | #408
The emperors words to Anakin in revenge of the sith were simply a parody of what Darth Baras had once said to his apprentice.

Every single salad is now an enemy of the empire.Eat what must be eaten my apprentice,do not diet,put whipped cream on everything.

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11.27.2013 , 05:11 PM | #409
suprised not a mention about his armor ******s, seriously...armor ******s

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11.27.2013 , 11:34 PM | #410
omg, the first time I saw him I had to pull my daughter in to the room to look. I pointed at the screen and said...."hey look it's Cartman"
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