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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Nataph
11.25.2012 , 10:43 AM | #251
The Rule of Two was initially created by Darth Baras.
He ate the rest of the Sith order.
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11.25.2012 , 12:04 PM | #252
Quote: Originally Posted by Selvec View Post
The death star is not a space station but a mini sized statue of Darth Baras.
Fixed

For an original one:
Ilum used to be a small desert world. The Dark Council sent Baras to conquer it, and his gravitational pull brought snow over from Hoth and caused the debris around it to form rings.
-Factually accurate Ilum creation story.
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Fubarge
11.26.2012 , 07:25 AM | #253
Darth Baras is not fat, he's just big boned.

Darth Baras got a refund on rocket boots.

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Eillack
11.26.2012 , 10:23 AM | #254
There was peace at the buffet.....but then everything changed when Darth Baras attacked....
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krayzjoel
11.26.2012 , 03:19 PM | #255
When Darth Baras poops several adjacent systems become biologicaly uninhabitable.

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TheBetty
11.26.2012 , 03:51 PM | #256
Levelling was awful for Baras. Everytime he jumped in a speeder it couldn't get off the ground, so he had to walk....which was also awful.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Beniboybling
11.26.2012 , 03:55 PM | #257
Quote: Originally Posted by krayzjoel View Post
When Darth Baras poops several adjacent systems become biologicaly uninhabitable.
So that's what happened to Quesh.... nice one

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epicfear
11.26.2012 , 04:10 PM | #258
The massive prison chambers on belsavis were originally going to be used to house a captured darth baras, but he ate his way out of custody while they were busy knocking down the walls between rooms.
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Darkondo
11.27.2012 , 04:39 PM | #259
When Darth Ekkage saw a picture of what Baras looked like after she got out of prison she was like "this is my bro?he looks like the creature that ate my bro"

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TheBetty
11.27.2012 , 06:03 PM | #260
If Darth Baras has to use an escape pod, it must never be directed towards a planet. The resulting force from that much mass moving at such a high speed would split the planet down the middle like a melon.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.