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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Captain_Zone
10.23.2012 , 10:41 AM | #181
Darth Baras has been known to use Saber Throw to put on his belt....
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Vorcher
10.23.2012 , 12:46 PM | #182
Darth Baras eats a HEAVY meal of biscuits...
*Sees jedi* "ARRRGGG!!" *stuffs last biscuit in mouth and draws his lightsaber...*

*FORCELEAP*
CCCRRRTTGHGHGT....!!!

*dirt flies into the air*
There is a deep furrow in the ground.

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Captain_Zone
10.24.2012 , 02:41 PM | #183
During the peacetalks on Alderaan, Darth Baras was overheard mumbling "damn hippies" under his breath as he looked at the Jedi negotiators....
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Ardim
10.24.2012 , 02:58 PM | #184
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
During the peacetalks on Alderaan, Darth Baras was overheard mumbling "damn hippies" under his breath as he looked at the Jedi negotiators....
I can totally believe that
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TheBetty
10.24.2012 , 07:12 PM | #185
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
During the peacetalks on Alderaan, Darth Baras was overheard mumbling "damn hippies" under his breath as he looked at the Jedi negotiators....
LOL

Jumps up yelling "GO BACK TO THAT DRUM CIRCLE YOU CALL A COUNCIL, YOU %@!* HIPPIES!!!"

*storms out*
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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TheBetty
10.24.2012 , 10:22 PM | #186
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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epicfear
10.26.2012 , 11:14 AM | #187
The dark side has cookies. Darth Baras is living proof. He is also the prime suspect in an empire-wide cookie shortage.
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Captain_Zone
10.27.2012 , 12:28 PM | #188
Darth Baras has been told many times that he has to watch his weight. So he keeps eating, making it easier to watch his weight. He barely has to look down now!

. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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natashina
10.28.2012 , 12:48 AM | #189
The last peon Darth Baras Force Choked was the poor Muffin Man, that lives in Drury Lane.

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TheBetty
10.28.2012 , 05:44 PM | #190
Quote: Originally Posted by natashina View Post
The last peon Darth Baras Force Choked was the poor Muffin Man, that lives in Drury Lane.
You're a monster! lol

When Baras was asked what colour lightsaber he would like, he simply responded with 'Red M&M'
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.