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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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turjake
10.10.2012 , 03:42 AM | #141
Even Chuck Norris would not go between Baras and his meal.

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TheBetty
10.10.2012 , 09:31 PM | #142
Darth Baras is the only sith lord to have a light fork.

Darth Baras refused to believe that a pie eating contest was not part of the Sith Trials.

Darth Baras is banned from Huttball for roasting marshmallows over the flame pits.

Darth Baras' stims are filled with chocolate milk.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Darkondo
10.10.2012 , 10:16 PM | #143
Boba Fett had Darth Baras sit on the sarlacc pit so he would stop falling in it

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epicfear
10.11.2012 , 06:09 AM | #144
Darth baras is an accepted scientific cause of both gravitational anomalies and the "Where did all the food in the house go?" effect.
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TheBetty
10.11.2012 , 06:04 PM | #145
Quote: Originally Posted by epicfear View Post
Darth baras is an accepted scientific cause of both gravitational anomalies and the "Where did all the food in the house go?" effect.
also the prime suspect behind a sweeping epidemic of Fridge doors ripped off their hinges.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ardim
10.11.2012 , 06:08 PM | #146
Darth Baras/Cartman/Tubby/Tubs/Fatso vs. Darth Isaac

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=543095

Crack fic ftw.
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TrumpetNut
10.15.2012 , 07:34 PM | #147
This Baras thing is hilarious. I was playing sith warrior and my girlfriend came over. I was in a convo with Baras and he was walking. My Girlfriend was like: What the heck is he playing now?!?!? then baras started yelling. I was like, Facepalm. So I couldnt resist and now.... I have a darth Baras character I need help with it so come to the darth baras character thread or to find it search the word "Baras" THx!

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TheBetty
10.16.2012 , 06:37 PM | #148
Darth Baras is soo fat he needs two offhand shieds.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Captain_Zone
10.17.2012 , 01:39 AM | #149
Darth Baras went to Tatooine once when the planet was lush and fertile. Then he got thirsty....
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Beniboybling
10.17.2012 , 10:29 AM | #150
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
Darth Baras went to Tatooine once when the planet was lush and fertile. Then he got thirsty....
No no, thats not what happened. When Darth Baras went to Tatooine his extra gravitational pull yanked in another star from a nearby system