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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Aurbere
09.20.2012 , 08:51 PM | #91
Quote: Originally Posted by LusanKieva View Post
Darth Vader = Invader
Darth Sidious = Insidious
Darth Baras = ?
Darth Baras= Fat
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Captain_Zone
09.21.2012 , 01:13 AM | #92
Darth Baras is starring in a new production of "Moon Over Kaas City". He plays the Moon.

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Malles
09.21.2012 , 03:21 AM | #93
The Empire held Coruscant hostage by threatening to make Darth Baras Force Leap onto the Senate Building.
I used simple happy language words to help you understand.
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Laicamir
09.21.2012 , 05:27 AM | #94
Quote: Originally Posted by Malles View Post
The Empire held Coruscant hostage by threatening to make Darth Baras Force Leap onto the Senate Building.
The situation was resolved when the Republic realised anything that sise would not be leaping anywhere, force or no force.

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turjake
09.21.2012 , 05:35 AM | #95
I used to play sw in one of the betas. I complained that the game is too dark. Now I realize that it was just Baras eclipsing all light like any massive enough object. I should have complemented Bioware instead that their engine can simulate the physical effects of black holes distorting light so well...

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_biddan_
09.21.2012 , 06:27 AM | #96
darth baras is so fat that his force scream is a force cream
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Lionflash
09.21.2012 , 07:08 AM | #97
Darth Baras is so fat they had to consolidate The Fat Man server just to make space.

bam.

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Oggthebase
09.21.2012 , 07:31 AM | #98
Darth Baras is so fat that if Yoda was trying to lift him with the Force, he would say "Do not or do not. There is no do".

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SveinEternity
09.22.2012 , 06:00 AM | #99
Baras was near invincible because all his fat blocked any saber attacks
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Captain_Zone
09.22.2012 , 09:31 AM | #100
Imagine the effect that Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic would have on Darth Baras.....
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