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Star Wars Pants Thread

Fyurii's Avatar

08.21.2012 , 02:30 PM | #41
Vader - I want them alive. No pants.
Boba - As you wish.
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Aital's Avatar

08.21.2012 , 03:30 PM | #42
Obi-won, trust in the force pants!

Quote: Originally Posted by Aurbere View Post
The Dark Side of the pants is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unatural!.
Fixed! 8d

Captain_Zone's Avatar

08.21.2012 , 04:04 PM | #43
The ability to wear pants does not make you intelligent.

Stabilize rear deflectors. Watch for enemy pants.

Look at the size of those pants!

Cut the pants, Red Two.

Don't try it, Anakin! I have the high pants!
The New Jedi Code: "Keep Calm & Carry a Lightsaber"

Fyurii's Avatar

08.21.2012 , 09:14 PM | #44
From my point of view, the pants are evil!

They told me they fixed it!
I trusted them. It's not my pants!

Dantooine is far too remote for an effective demonstration, but don't worry. We'll deal with your Rebel pants, soon enough.

You refer to the prophecy of The Chosen Pants?
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Eillack's Avatar

08.22.2012 , 04:55 PM | #45
"Your pants are your weakness"

Luke, EP VI

Fyurii's Avatar

08.23.2012 , 07:38 AM | #46
Quote: Originally Posted by Eillack View Post
"Your faith in your pants will be your downfall....."
Palpatine, EP VI
Sorry, but he didn't say "your downfall"..
Luke says "Your overconfidence is your weakness", to which the reply is "Your faith in your friends is yours".
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PeepsMcJuggs's Avatar

08.23.2012 , 10:45 AM | #47
" surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the pants together."

"What did you do to my pants?"
"YOUR pants? Hey, you lost her to me fair and square!"

"You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha pants."

"'What message?' The one you've just been playing! The one you're carrying inside your rusty pants!"

"There'll be no one to pants us this time!"
"Making the internet a happier place, one infraction at a time."

Fyurii's Avatar

08.23.2012 , 04:11 PM | #48
^^ There'll be no pants to stop us this time. (Now it sounds rude!)

The odds of successfully navigating a pants field is 3720 to 1!

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have pants.
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Eillack's Avatar

08.24.2012 , 08:27 AM | #49
"I have a great pants face. That was a joke. I hate pants."

Khem Val