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Star Wars Pants Thread


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Mordegrus
08.07.2012 , 07:48 PM | #11
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Who's the more foolish, the pants, or the pants that follow it?"
“Equality is a lie…A myth to appease the masses. Simply look around and you will see the lie for what it is! There are those with power, those with the strength and will to lead. And there are those meant to follow—those incapable of anything but servitude and a meager, worthless existence.”

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Fyurii
08.07.2012 , 08:04 PM | #12
Palpatine: "Take your Jedi pants.
Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the Dark Pants will be complete!"

Palpatine: "Use your aggressive pants boy."

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Palpatine: "Your faith in your pants is yours".

Vader: "Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your pants."

Han: "Threepio, you tell that slimy worm ridden piece of filth, he'll get no such pants from us!"

(And now for possibly the second sickest sounding in this thread!)
Leia: "Stop that."
Han: "Stop what?"
Leia: "My pants are dirty."
Han: "My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of".
________║≤o≥║___________
/_______TROOPER___≡≡≡≡≡≡≡╡
\_/‾‾‾‾ // ╝‾‾╚▄▄▄▄▄/‾‾‾‾‾

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Eillack
08.07.2012 , 08:08 PM | #13
Luke: ".....I give you a gift: These two pants...."

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grandmthethird
08.08.2012 , 06:45 AM | #14
younglings, younglings, gather round. lost his pants, obi-wan has
"Hope has a vicious enemy called fate"

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killgunners
08.12.2012 , 07:27 PM | #15
"I find your lack of pants disturbing..."

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Fyurii
08.12.2012 , 11:06 PM | #16
Don't be too proud of this pants terror you've constructed.
________║≤o≥║___________
/_______TROOPER___≡≡≡≡≡≡≡╡
\_/‾‾‾‾ // ╝‾‾╚▄▄▄▄▄/‾‾‾‾‾

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DarthRobert
08.12.2012 , 11:37 PM | #17
"But with the pants down I can't even see. How am I s'posed to fight?"

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Fyurii
08.13.2012 , 05:41 AM | #18
"You mean it controls your actions?"
"Partially, but also obeys your pants."
________║≤o≥║___________
/_______TROOPER___≡≡≡≡≡≡≡╡
\_/‾‾‾‾ // ╝‾‾╚▄▄▄▄▄/‾‾‾‾‾

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Zanderwright
08.13.2012 , 06:26 AM | #19
A civilized pair of pants from a more civilized time.
Eat ghost lightning sparkle cookies they give you UNLIMITED POWAH!!!

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djmothra
08.13.2012 , 06:54 AM | #20
Sir, I don't know where your pants learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.

I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's pants.
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