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Star Wars Pants Thread


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DarknessInLight
08.06.2012 , 10:27 PM | #1
Okay....this is something we did years ago on the old Star Wars.com website. They don't have fun there anymore, so I figured that I would start this here. It's a fun game and hopefully you will agree.

Here's how it works...you take a line from anything Star Wars and add the word "pants" to it and post it.

I'll go first so you get the idea. This can get funny really fast.

"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness?"
Jedi do not fight for Peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading, as slogans always are. Jedi fight for Civilization, because only Civilization creates Peace. - Jedi Master Mace Windu

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GymQuirk
08.07.2012 , 08:59 AM | #2
Old reliable:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing..."
"You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark."
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."
"Judge me by my pants do you?"
"Your pants: You will not need them."
"Having trouble with your pants?"
"I am altering the pants."

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Aurbere
08.07.2012 , 09:33 AM | #3
"Many Bothans died to bring us these pants"
"The Death Star is protected by a pair of pants"
Added Chapter 29 to The Shadows Fall
"Your only hope to survive is to give in to the rage boiling within you, to acknowledge the Dark Side you deny, and tap into it!"--Darth Tyranus

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Eillack
08.07.2012 , 06:00 PM | #4
"That blast came from those pants....that thing is operational!"
With unity, comes strength...with strength, comes power...with power...comes obedience.....
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..I think it's ultimately our fault for not communicating enough.

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Aurbere
08.07.2012 , 06:51 PM | #5
"Pants no dyin' without a fight"
"Your pants please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."
Added Chapter 29 to The Shadows Fall
"Your only hope to survive is to give in to the rage boiling within you, to acknowledge the Dark Side you deny, and tap into it!"--Darth Tyranus

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Eillack
08.07.2012 , 06:56 PM | #6
"No...I am your pants.......!"
"Use the pants Luke!"
"These are not the pants you're looking for..."
"Now I am the pants!"
"It is unwise to ....lower....your pants!"
"You can't keep dropping your pants everytime you see an Imperial Star Destroyer.."
"Pants......Pants.............hear me Pants...!!!"
"There's a fighter approuching. Pants class..."
"...I've endangered the pants,....!"
With unity, comes strength...with strength, comes power...with power...comes obedience.....
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Quote: Originally Posted by BruceMaclean View Post
..I think it's ultimately our fault for not communicating enough.

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Wonkadude
08.07.2012 , 07:29 PM | #7
The ability to speak doesn't give you PANTS!
(Sith Inquisitor storyline) MURDER and Pants await!
Vader: Luke, I am your pants!
luke: NO!!!!!!
or
Vader: Luke I have your pants
Luke Noooooo!
Truly wonderful the pants of a child is.

Only a Sith Lord deals in PANTS

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you?.

A Jedi gains pants through understanding and a Sith gains pants through power.

most are from here, I will make MOAR:http://www.notable-quotes.com/s/star_wars_quotes.html

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Eillack
08.07.2012 , 07:37 PM | #8
"Started....The Pants Wars have...."
With unity, comes strength...with strength, comes power...with power...comes obedience.....
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Quote: Originally Posted by BruceMaclean View Post
..I think it's ultimately our fault for not communicating enough.

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Mordegrus
08.07.2012 , 07:40 PM | #9
Sith Inquisitor: "Your pants are foolish and misplaced."
Darth Vader: "What is thy bidding, my pants?"
Palpatine: "UNLIMITED PANTS!!"
(Empire at War) Imperial Officer: "Increase pants to maximum firepower!"
“Equality is a lie…A myth to appease the masses. Simply look around and you will see the lie for what it is! There are those with power, those with the strength and will to lead. And there are those meant to follow—those incapable of anything but servitude and a meager, worthless existence.”

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Eillack
08.07.2012 , 07:42 PM | #10
Rebel Pilot, Star Wars Empire At War Series: "Switch pants to double thrust!"
With unity, comes strength...with strength, comes power...with power...comes obedience.....
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Quote: Originally Posted by BruceMaclean View Post
..I think it's ultimately our fault for not communicating enough.