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irishfino
08.07.2012 , 07:33 PM | #31
In which Quinn refuses to be knighted...



“My lord, I must formally request that you rescind my punishment and assign a more appropriate – and Military approved – punishment in its stead,” Quinn stiffly requested one morning.

“Nope,” Athra said happily as she browsed the holonet for funny SithTube videos.

“You didn’t even consider it, my lord,” he pouted.

“Don’t pout so hard, blue eyes. You’ll get wrinkles. Then I’d dump you for a younger, stiffer Imperial officer.”

“Please don’t joke like that, my lord,” he huffed.

“Who’s joking?”

“You wound me, my lord,” he said in monotone, clutching his hand over his heart dramatically.

She folded her lips into her mouth to keep from laughing. “You keep that up and you’ll lose your street cred as Captain Fussybottom,” she chuckled.

“I prefer Captain Stuffypants,” he said seriously. She fell onto the floor laughing. He smirked and took over the holonet controls.

“Heeey!” she whined from the floor.

“The Holonet is serious business, my lord,” he said solemnly. “I must protect you at all costs.”

“Are you my Holonet white knight?” she giggled.

“No, because you’re already involved with me and it doesn’t take much to get into your armor.”

“Hey!” she shouted, slapping his knee in reproach.

“I didn’t hear denial, my lord,” he said lightly.

“Shut up and move over!” She pushed her way back on to the controls and steered them back to SithTube. The corners of his mouth ticked upwards.


Notes:
Spoiler
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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iamthehoyden
08.07.2012 , 07:47 PM | #32
I love the violent streak 2V has developed!
aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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irishfino
08.08.2012 , 10:23 AM | #33
Quote: Originally Posted by iamthehoyden View Post
I love the violent streak 2V has developed!
Twovee is such a suck-up to his master in-game, it only seems appropriate, lol.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.08.2012 , 10:25 AM | #34
In which Quinn watches TV...


“What are you watching?” Athra asked Quinn one evening as she entered the holoroom.

Sith Idol,” he responded stiffly from the couch.

“Is that the one with the torture contests?”

“No, that’s So You Think You’re a Sith. This one has singing. Some of it is hilariously horrible.”

“That you know the difference between the two shows is telling.”

“Telling of what, my lord?” he asked with an arched brow. She smiled as she took seat next to him.

“Nothing. Pass the popcorn, this is hilarious.”

“I hope you’re referring to the show,” he sniffed.

“I’m not, but continue,” she giggled.

He huffed a bit before passing the popcorn.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.09.2012 , 08:29 PM | #35
In which the ship is boarded...


“My lord, there are Space Fleas all over the ship,” Quinn reported one morning.

“Is that what those jumping things are?” Athra asked.

“Yes.”

“I tried Force choking them, but I couldn’t find their little necks.”

“I don’t think they have necks, my lord.”

“Huh,” she said thoughtfully. “Broonmark! You’re getting a Flea dip and a thorough brushing!” she yelled through the ship.

Nooooooooooooooo!!” Broonmark screamed from the cargo bay.

“Aw, his first intelligible word,” Athra cooed.

“I believe that was a voice modulator, my lord,” Quinn said in monotone.

“You ruin all fun things.”

“Impossible,” he scoffed.

“Totally possible.”

“You should probably catch Broonmark, my lord.”

“Where’s the fun in that?”

“You’d be chasing a giant furry murder machine through a tiny ship,” he stated.

“That does sound like fun!” she said excitedly.

“I’ll be in our quarters,” he said stiffly.

“Ruiner!” she yelled at his retreating form.


Notes:

Spoiler
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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iamthehoyden
08.09.2012 , 08:34 PM | #36
I did have to press the button. That snippet was hilarious!
aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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Fan Fiction: My Name is Solomon Crae The Man in the Box

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irishfino
08.11.2012 , 09:01 PM | #37
Nonsense? Nonsense!


“Quinn, can you just…” Athra said as she tried to pin something onto Quinn.

“No,” Quinn said as he dodged her efforts.

“Sit still!”

“No.”

“I promise this won’t hurt.”

“You said that last time,” he grunted as he batted her hands away.

“It hurt because you fought me like you’re doing now!”

“I will not allow you to subject me to such torture!”

“Then you put it on yourself!”

“I am not wearing a flea collar!”

“Too bad!”
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.11.2012 , 09:02 PM | #38
Quote: Originally Posted by iamthehoyden View Post
I did have to press the button. That snippet was hilarious!
Thank you kindly.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.11.2012 , 09:05 PM | #39
In which Quinn learns never to eat the last one...


Quinn sat quietly at the galley table finishing the last bite of an ice cream sandwich. Athra walked in battle weary and hungry when she spotted the wrapper.

“Was that the last one?” Athra asked testily.

“I’ve had my name on it for weeks,” Quinn said quietly.

“Was that the last one?” she asked forcefully.

“It was mine…”

“Was that. The last. One?”

“Yes,” he replied meekly.

“I’m using one of my slaps!”

“Oh, Emperor!” Quinn exclaimed as he scrambled from his chair.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.11.2012 , 10:16 PM | #40
In which Malavai's name origins are revealed...


“What kind of name is ‘Malavai’ anyway?” Athra asked one evening as she and Quinn prepared for bed.

“A perfectly fine name and in no way associated with anything other than me,” he sputtered.

“I’ve heard it’s a certain frozen treat,” she teased in sing-song.

“I have no idea what that means,” he said stiffly, climbing under the covers and turning his back to her.

“It’s chocolately, a bit nutty, and has bits of caramel.”

“I am none of those things,” he pouted.

“Mmm, but you are delicious.”

“You’re just buttering me up.”

“Yep!” she said happily.

“I question my sanity sometimes.”

“I question it at all times.”

He huffed morosely as her side of the bed dipped under her weight. She snuggled up to his back and wrapped an arm around his waist.

“I could go for a Malavai Swirl,” she whispered to his back.

“Anything to get you to never call me that again,” he pouted.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!