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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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Vesaniae
11.07.2012 , 06:06 PM | #331
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Come on! where is the next chapter?!
You can't rush the genius!
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Adwynyth
11.07.2012 , 10:46 PM | #332
*experimentally pokes bright_ephemera gently with a stick to see if that works*
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bright_ephemera
11.07.2012 , 11:10 PM | #333
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*experimentally pokes bright_ephemera gently with a stick to see if that works*
Raaargh!

...I mean, er, I'm still alive! Wacky hijinks will come when wacky hijinks are ready to come
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Adwynyth
11.07.2012 , 11:15 PM | #334
Quote: Originally Posted by bright_ephemera View Post
Raaargh!

...I mean, er, I'm still alive! Wacky hijinks will come when wacky hijinks are ready to come
*pokes wacky hijinks gently with a stick*
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Canino
11.09.2012 , 10:20 AM | #335
So funny! I laughed so hard at Doc, and his costume. I know it's rude to rush, but I'm going to do it anyway
Hurry!!!!!!!
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bright_ephemera
11.11.2012 , 07:07 PM | #336
*mega lazy*

But I appreciate the love!

Here, an installment for freedom fighters:

On MONDAYS, FCD is staffed by T7-01 and KHEM VAL.


BABY QUINN is busy at the cubbyhole wall. He is hanging a new Imperial flag that acts as a curtain for his cubby and, by design, covers BABY JORGAN's cubby as well.
BABY JORGAN: Do I need to bite you again?
T7-01: Jorgan = stop perforating Quinn
BABY QUINN smiles smugly.
BABY QUINN: For once authority is on my side.
Suddenly, a foam suction dart zings out of nowhere, thumping into the newly hung Imperial flag. And bouncing harmlessly off, but at least the sentiment was there.
M1-4X, from the toybox: I applaud whoever had the courage to take such a stand against the Empire!
BABY JORGAN: Forex, you're the only one here who's still allowed to possess projectile weapons. You could take that stand yourself any day.
M1-4X: Without the backup of stalwart Republic soldiers, it just isn't the same.
From around the FCD doorway comes a tiny Twi'lek carrying a toy sniper rifle. It is colored purple and bright yellow and has purple flames painted down the barrel.
T7-01: Stranger = stop // Forced Companions = no new toy blasters
BABY ZENITH: I'm Zenith. And I'm here to liberate this facility from Imperial control.
BABY JORGAN blinks.
BABY JORGAN: This facility isn't under Imperial control.
BABY QUINN, hurriedly: Yes it is.
T7-01: FCD = not Imperial
BABY QUINN: Just because we have been unable to completely eradicate the Republic presence doesn't mean this facility isn't ours.
BABY JORGAN: It's not much of a facility. It's daycare, you idiot.
BABY QUINN: This opportunity to indoctrinate the young is of the utmost strategic importance.
BABY JORGAN: Are you sure I can't bite him?
T7-01: Biting = strictly prohibited
BABY ZENITH: Prohibited? Don't know who you are, droid, but the resistance uses every method it can get.
BABY JORGAN: Twi'leks aren't known for being very effective combat biters.
BABY ZENITH: You'd be surprised.
M1-4X: We will never allow this daycare center to fall into Imperial hands!
BABY QUINN: It's already there, if you stupid Republic people would just go away.
BABY JORGAN: So wait. Your grand strategy for conquest is total denial of reality?
BABY QUINN: I'm…still planning.
BABY ZENITH raises his toy sniper rifle and plants a foam suction dart squarely in BABY QUINN's cowlick.
BABY QUINN: Hey! Mister Teeseven, make him stop!
T7-01: Quinn = already declared Imperial hostilities // Zenith = reacting appropriately
BABY QUINN, sullenly: Authority was supposed to be on my side.
T7-01: FCD authority = neutral
BABY QUINN: Right. A "neutral" Jedi fanboy.
BABY QUINN turns to BABY ZENITH.
BABY QUINN: It looks like the Republic already holds this place, so your work is done. You may as well go away.
BABY ZENITH shoots BABY QUINN in the cowlick. BABY JORGAN snickers.
BABY ZENITH: I'm not resting until every last Imperial has –
BABY QUINN, bitterly: Had their hair messed up?
BABY ZENITH: Every revolution starts somewhere.
KHEM VAL emerges from the basement. Some red apprentice robe scraps are still hanging from his lower teeth.
KHEM VAL: I've not overheard such enthusiasm for rebellion since the battlefields of Yn and Chabosh. Who is this?
T7-01: Zenith = slightly insane // but Zenith = Republic ally
BABY ZENITH: I'm here to drive out the Imperials, sir. But, uh. I don't think I'm going to take you on just yet.
KHEM VAL: You're smart, little Twi'lek.
One of Zenith's foam suction darts comes zinging back at him. It sticks on Zenith's forehead.
BABY ZENITH: Huh. How do you guys do it around here? Am I dead or do I just have to go to timeout?
T7-01 beeps angrily at BABY QUINN.
T7-01: Quinn = no blaster fire // Quinn = go to timeout
BABY QUINN: I didn't fire a blaster. I just threw the dart really hard.
T7-01: Quinn = hit people with darts // Quinn = go to timeout
BABY QUINN: Zenith did it, too. He should go to timeout.
T7-01: Zenith = not enrolled in FCD // Zenith = fully allowed to shoot Imperials
M1-4X: Hear, hear!
BABY QUINN: See? This place is a Republic stronghold!
BABY JORGAN: Damn right.
T7-01: Jorgan = no swearing // Jorgan = correct nevertheless
M1-4X: Republic forever!
T7-01: Quinn = acting out // Quinn = go to timeout // Quinn = also can't display Imperial flag anymore
BABY JORGAN: Y'know, Quinn, your Imperial campaign would've gone better if you'd stuck to denial.
BABY QUINN: Yes, I could probably have planned this better.
BABY ZENITH removes the foam suction dart from his forehead.
BABY ZENITH: Looks like the Imps lost this round. But seriously. What are the rules about headshots? Am I dead?
BABY JORGAN: Nah. Local rules just say…well, by popular demand, there aren't many local rules. Once you meet Pierce and the rest you'll see why. You're good to go.
BABY ZENITH: Perfect.
T7-01: Blasters = still banned // Zenith = surrender blaster if he wants to stay
KHEM VAL: I think we should make an exception. His bloodlust reminds me of the happier times of Yn and Chabosh.
T7-01: Emulating Yn and Chabosh = the opposite of a good argument to do something
KHEM VAL: Please?
T7-01: Zenith = a menace // but Zenith = may keep blaster if he uses it on Imperials
BABY QUINN: Favoritism!
BABY ZENITH, striking a pose with his toy sniper rifle: Justice.
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Vesaniae
11.11.2012 , 07:11 PM | #337
Aww, poor Baby Quinn... He never gets to have a good day. No wonder he has issues as an adult.
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MilaniGrey
11.11.2012 , 07:12 PM | #338
Eeeee, Zenith!
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Adwynyth
11.12.2012 , 10:02 AM | #339
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T7-01: Blasters = still banned // Zenith = surrender blaster if he wants to stay
Khem Val: I think we should make an exception. His bloodlust reminds me of the happier times of Yn and Chabosh.
T7-01: Emulating Yn and Chabosh = the opposite of a good argument to do something
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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YoshiRaphElan
11.12.2012 , 02:30 PM | #340
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*BABY ZENITH, striking a pose with his toy sniper rifle: Justice.
Bahahahaha!