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Star Wars CONDOMS!?!

Mac_Garen's Avatar

04.06.2012 , 09:33 AM | #1
Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!

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04.06.2012 , 10:13 AM | #2
'Star Wars' condoms appeal to those unlikely to need them

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04.06.2012 , 10:23 AM | #3
which one's the magnum size?
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04.06.2012 , 10:35 AM | #4
Yoda of course.
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04.06.2012 , 10:38 AM | #5
Quote: Originally Posted by bloodygustav View Post
which one's the magnum size?
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04.06.2012 , 11:13 AM | #6
Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
I lol'd.
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04.06.2012 , 01:28 PM | #7
Quote: Originally Posted by Mac_Garen View Post
The slogan should be: "We can repel firepower of that magnitude!"
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04.06.2012 , 04:18 PM | #8
I will not be your father!

You want to go home and rethink your life...

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04.07.2012 , 12:23 PM | #9
Wow, and so the last orignal thought in the world died with the creation of starwars condoms...
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04.07.2012 , 01:09 PM | #10
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You're all clear kid, now lets blow this thing and go home!"

"Pull out Wedge, you aren't doing any good back there!"

"Into the garbage shoot, flyboy!"

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell."

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."