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Funniest line in game?

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ChimaeraZone
08.10.2012 , 05:02 AM | #701
This is on a mission in Tatooine "Ghost of the Desert"

Captain Golah: "I take it the contamination site has been cleared?"

BH: "The screams, the fires--beautiful stuff."

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Anysao
08.11.2012 , 11:53 AM | #702
Quote: Originally Posted by Maaruin View Post
Consular on Voss. A person has betrayed you and attacked a Voss mystic you wanted to recruit for the war.

Identity of the traitor below:
Spoiler

After you defeat her, Voss commandos arrive.
Voss Commando: "She will be punished."
Consular: "What's her punishment?"
Voss Commando: "She has to leave Voss-Ka."
Companion: "You can't let her get away with this."
Voss Commando: "She leaves Voss-Ka down the cliff."
LOL!
That may be THE best line of the Consulor story.
Ooh! In Guild wars, I get awesome PvP, get to slay dragons, and cast spells! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?

I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.

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IsawaMitaka
08.11.2012 , 06:24 PM | #703
Another line I love is one the comes up from Kaliyo at the start of a fight.

"Dibbs on the head!"

So perfectly fits her personality.
"The universe has secrets at its heart. Through the force, I will find those secrets, and feast on the bloody remains." -Parako, Sith Sorcerer

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Heezdedjim
08.12.2012 , 05:09 AM | #704
Some cheeky NPC: "You're going to have to hand over your weapon."

Bounty Hunter: "How about I just hand over the ammo instead?"

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conscioushours
08.12.2012 , 08:24 AM | #705
I love the Jawas on Tatooine that you can still talk to after completing quests for them. They say funny stuff like

"You friend of Jawa people. Very nice for outsider! Maybe too tall, but nice!"
"You best friend Jawa ever have! Maybe only friend, but still best!"

I've been leveling my female Smuggler and there was this funny moment when you need to rescue a guy on Balmorra. If you flirt with him Corso immediately asks "Can't we just leave the guy here?" and if you continue flirting the guy will mention something about a romantic evening when Corso's like "No! She's, um, allergic to candles."

I also loved Risha after arriving to Quesh:
"Nobody mentioned Quesh was made of toxic mud. Should've worn my least-favorite boots."

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Captain_Zone
08.12.2012 , 08:25 AM | #706
Smuggler, Tatooine Bonus Series: "My rates are fair, and ladies get a private training session, free of charge."

I lol'd.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Anysao
08.12.2012 , 10:07 AM | #707
Quote: Originally Posted by conscioushours View Post
I love the Jawas on Tatooine that you can still talk to after completing quests for them. They say funny stuff like

"You friend of Jawa people. Very nice for outsider! Maybe too tall, but nice!"
"You best friend Jawa ever have! Maybe only friend, but still best!"

I've been leveling my female Smuggler and there was this funny moment when you need to rescue a guy on Balmorra. If you flirt with him Corso immediately asks "Can't we just leave the guy here?" and if you continue flirting the guy will mention something about a romantic evening when Corso's like "No! She's, um, allergic to candles."

I also loved Risha after arriving to Quesh:
"Nobody mentioned Quesh was made of toxic mud. Should've worn my least-favorite boots."
Jawas are so cute. I wish I was a bounty hunter, so I Can have a cheeky jaws companion wherever I go!
Ooh! In Guild wars, I get awesome PvP, get to slay dragons, and cast spells! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?

I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.

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bobmcbo
08.12.2012 , 10:57 AM | #708
Quote: Originally Posted by IsawaMitaka View Post
Another line I love is one the comes up from Kaliyo at the start of a fight.

"Dibbs on the head!"

So perfectly fits her personality.
it was awesome when kaliyo said that on balmorra, and the droid I attacked seriously dropped a "protocol droid head"
OMG! Imperial ships can get a .00008% power increase! Nerf the empire!

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Bird_of_Thunder
08.12.2012 , 11:13 PM | #709
Darth Baras: ARRRGGGHH
Warrior: I feel your anger, master
Darth Baras: A BLIND, DEAF, COMOTOSE, LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER!!!!!

Darth Baras is hilarious
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Ianosm
08.13.2012 , 08:23 AM | #710
Two bits of dialogue that made me chuckle:
1. The starting area on Korriban there's a female trooper outside one of the tombs who asks you to go in and get the body of an apprentice. Spent the first few dialogue choices doing the flirt option and things were going well until one of the final wheels which had the answer 'You've got legs' which I assumed was a continuation of my previous flirts and would be something along the lines of 'nice legs you have there'. I burst out laughing when my char comes out with: 'why don't you go get him yourself you stupid woman'....

2.
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