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Funniest line in game?


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Captain_Zone
07.26.2012 , 03:14 PM | #651
Quote: Originally Posted by Skabior View Post
"What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?"
"Is more machine than man I think, is bad for digestion."

"I have a great sabacc face. That is a joke, I hate sabacc."

"All this prattle hurts the ears,"

Khem <3
I think my favorite one from Khem is on Tatooine: "We could destroy this place and nobody would notice."
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SilentKitty
07.26.2012 , 11:27 PM | #652
Quote: Originally Posted by bobmcbo View Post
ooh, there are so many that I love, mainly

-I love assassinating assassins- they always look so surprised.

-(jedi master)- *doing jedi mind trick* "you will drop your weapons and surrender to me"
(bounty hunter)- *waving hand* "you will realize what a complete idiot you are"

Ohhh.... I love love love that one =)

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myolinyr
07.26.2012 , 11:40 PM | #653
Quote: Originally Posted by SilentKitty View Post
Ohhh.... I love love love that one =)
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Radzkie
07.26.2012 , 11:50 PM | #654
I don't remember what the kid said exactly, but it was something like this:

Kid: "Stay back Republic scum! I am bonethrasher! My men and I eat people like you for breakfast everyday!"

My Trooper: Your mom sent me.

Kid: ... SHUT UP!

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Spiili
07.27.2012 , 05:32 AM | #655
My favorite, I was literally in tears with laughter when I saw this cut-scene lmao.

Sexy Red Twi'lek: (Singing) "Sleep sleep, my little one, sleep like a setting sun, rest your eyes, rest your cries, and I will see you when you rise."

Brain Damaged Ugly mess of a creature: (Poor attempt at singing) "Trick, Trick, Starships gone mama, all gone."

Sexy Red Twi'lek: "Hush love, the starships are fine, get some sleep. Well if someone had to find out, I'm glad it was you, you've tracked down our secret weapon."

Smuggler: "I'm guessing he takes after his dad?"
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BobasFett
07.27.2012 , 12:52 PM | #656
My personal favorite is, sometimes, on my friend's BH, when he clicks the dialogue option "This is going to be fun", he will sometimes say the line, "This will be just like killing orphans." or something to that nature. First time I heard that, I fell out of my chair from sheer shock and hilariousness.
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DrewFromPhilly
07.27.2012 , 02:19 PM | #657
Jedi Knight story mission but can't remember what planet. Sith lord appears with two enormous creatures behind her that she's apparently controlling/enslaving. Before the stabfast this ensued:

SL says something about how ****** her pets are and how they're about to kill you, etc.
Jedi: "I can sense their fear."
SL: "They fear me!! You just make them hungry!!" lolz

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siyuandai
07.27.2012 , 02:46 PM | #658
My favorite line actually does not come from any of the characters in the game, but from a pick-up line I read in General Chat on fleet the other day: "Girl, what are the drop rates on those pants?" HAHAH
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Kinvarus
07.27.2012 , 03:18 PM | #659
Quote: Originally Posted by DrewFromPhilly View Post
Jedi Knight story mission but can't remember what planet. Sith lord appears with two enormous creatures behind her that she's apparently controlling/enslaving. Before the stabfast this ensued:

SL says something about how ****** her pets are and how they're about to kill you, etc.
Jedi: "I can sense their fear."
SL: "They fear me!! You just make them hungry!!" lolz
The planet is Taris I believe.

And LOL on that chat up line :P
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JK_Azzure
07.27.2012 , 03:50 PM | #660
From the Jedi Knight Story just after obtaining Doc.

If I remember it correctly, it is something like this...

My JK(male): Will you company me hand in hand to save the galaxy?

Doc: Umm... Save the galaxy? Yes, but could I not hold your hand?
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