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Funniest line in game?


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Veniras
04.27.2012 , 06:14 AM | #501
On Corellia

The Knight is being reminded that he is the Hero of Tython and T7 (paraphrased):
T7 = Other hero of Tython // Organics = always forget to mention

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Captain_Zone
04.27.2012 , 07:00 AM | #502
Quote: Originally Posted by Tamujin View Post
I've not looked through the whole thread so sorry if this has been done already.

This is a few lines from an Imperial NPC on Belsavis.

Imp Soldier: Next! Name please
Prisoner: Kateo
Imp Soldier: Let's see ah yes there you are, "killer" kateo, butchered an entire squad of republic soldiers with........ a shiv?
Prisoner: That's me
Imperial Soldier: Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the imperial army kateo, if there's anything else we can get you maybe something dull and rusty? just ask!
That one always reminds me of the recruitment scene in Blazing Saddles where Headly Lamar is getting his band of outlaws together to invade and destroy Rock Ridge.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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vinsintvayga
04.27.2012 , 07:13 AM | #503
"Bring your creds back anytime" -- PVP Vendors

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Acherom
04.27.2012 , 08:46 AM | #504
Bounty Hunter on Alderan:
[Slight spoiler?]

Spoiler
"These people have lost a homeworld through no fault of their own. Offering them a new homeworld is the least I can do to compensate them for their loss." - Darth Sidious

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Anysao
04.28.2012 , 02:12 AM | #505
Quote: Originally Posted by Veniras View Post
On Corellia

The Knight is being reminded that he is the Hero of Tython and T7 (paraphrased):
T7 = Other hero of Tython // Organics = always forget to mention
Ha! You know, now I feel guilty I don't count T7 as the savior of Tython..or anything, now that I think of it.
Ooh! In WildStar, I get double jumps, path choices, and massive PvP!That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?

I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.

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Captain_Zone
04.28.2012 , 02:27 AM | #506
Quote: Originally Posted by Acherom View Post
Bounty Hunter on Alderan:
[Slight spoiler?]

Spoiler
Now I want to play through the BH story again JUST to troll the Alderaanian nobles.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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pmeeps
04.28.2012 , 01:37 PM | #507
!smuggler spoilers don't read this or it'll spoil you!




(while failing to fast talk our way into a base)

Guss: "Next time be more gullible!"
*shoots guard*
is space exploration out of the question?
how about new or customizable personal ships?

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Anysao
04.28.2012 , 01:57 PM | #508
Quote: Originally Posted by pmeeps View Post
!smuggler spoilers don't read this or it'll spoil you!




(while failing to fast talk our way into a base)

Guss: "Next time be more gullible!"
*shoots guard*
Ahh, good old fashion gussy.. Never met him.
Ooh! In WildStar, I get double jumps, path choices, and massive PvP!That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?

I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.

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SwiftyDragon
04.28.2012 , 07:41 PM | #509
when you walk into a cantina on tatooine, and khem val says: "i have a excellent sabacc face. that was a joke, i hate sabacc"
------------------------------------------"Want Blizz to zap bad guys?"------------------------------------------

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Captain_Zone
04.29.2012 , 01:29 AM | #510
Ok, in this one, the situation itself and her delivery of the line made me grin and chuckle:

When on Taris with my Trooper, I had my sidearm trained on COL Torvus. SGT Dorne comes over the Holo and tells me about the guy's war crimes, and the fact that even the Empire doesn't condone his actions.

So one thing leads to another, and he's begging for his life. I ask Dorne for her recommendation, and she says:

"I recommend discharging your weapon into the Colonel's skull, Leftenant."
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.