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Funniest line in game?


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dcpDarkMatter
02.23.2012 , 07:22 AM | #31
Nothing from T7 yet?

"Jedi = Good to go/T7 = All terrain vehicle."

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Atanasov
02.23.2012 , 07:24 AM | #32
For my Sith INquis for the Collicoid mission for the vault.

Guy: Only a Collicoid can survive the toxins in the vault!!!
Me: How do you know Im not a Collicoid

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Scouser_Ant
02.23.2012 , 07:30 AM | #33
I'm torn between two, i can't remember the mission but as a BH i killed some guy for some codes for a data to put on a holonet and he claims i was going to kill him, so i did and as he dies he mutters "i hate always being right". Made me laugh.

For nastalga though one of the early BH missions gave me the option to count to 3 and then kill them which is a bit of an easter egg towards kotor. Made me smile.

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SinyaXiana
02.23.2012 , 07:54 AM | #34
The first one that made me laugh was my male Sith Inq at the early quests.

"I don't care"
"I still don't bloody well care."

It was the voice that made me laugh, so british sounding from this buff pure blooded sith. It also sounded like one of the voice overs from Yu-gi-oh abridged.
I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

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Scrobes
02.23.2012 , 08:00 AM | #35
Ones in my sig.
"If at first you don't succeed, reload." - BH
"I negotiated with his face." - BH

(Quit as of 15th Mar 2012)

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OwenP
02.23.2012 , 08:26 AM | #36
We all know the real comedian in TOR: 2V-R8 - "Always a pleasure, master. I hope you're having an excellent day and feel no desire to deactivate me."

First time I heard it I turned to my wife and said: 'That's an option?!! Where to I get that option?!'

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FixerFortyKay
02.23.2012 , 08:38 AM | #37
Wait, no-one has mentioned Captain Jeelg's introduction yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gif5rjdaceY
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Just because you murder the enemies of the Empire from the shadows doesn't mean you can't take a little pride in your work.
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fallenthorn
02.23.2012 , 08:44 AM | #38
OMG. i cant believe this one is not in here.


Ord mantel: I dont know a Paul...Im BONECRUSHER!!! (the 98 pound string bean)

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Kirameki
02.23.2012 , 09:29 AM | #39
From a random quest on Nar Shaddaa :

"I love assasinating assassins. They always look so surprised."
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!"
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Orwain
02.23.2012 , 09:29 AM | #40
Quote: Originally Posted by Guildrum View Post
The Trooper is severely lacking in this regard, but there is a gem here.

*Trooper confronts pirate over stolen piece of an Imperial code machine*

Imperial Soldier: Halt in the name of the Empire! You are in possession of stolen Imperial property!

Trooper: Sorry, we are in the middle of a business transaction, let me get to you later.
Another from the Trooper, in Voss when confronting a pure blood sith lord, he starts talking about how much superior he is and about his great schemes and such, really arrogant, then after fighting and defeating him

Sith Lord: something like "how was this possible you should have not been a match for me, you are not even force sensitive you are just a simple human and I'm a pure blood sith" and a lot more of that

Trooper: "is that the best you can come up for your final words ?"