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Funniest line in game?


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Kabjat
02.22.2012 , 03:07 PM | #11
Quote: Originally Posted by Beeteel View Post
Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight.

Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard
Oh wait, doesn't the wife go, "Don't mind my husband, he's just caught the stupid." or something equally funny?
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TheHiddey
02.22.2012 , 03:44 PM | #12
Republic Taris:
,,They'll be on you like Hutts at a buffet... except, you know, faster."

Hutta:
,,Rarsk will cut out your heart and feed it to a tiny rodent."

Hutta:
,,How about I feed him his eyeballs?"
,,You said you wouldn't kill him."
,,He'll live... he'll just have a case of bad indigestion."
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Did you know Shepherd flies an X-Wing, and destroys Cybertron?

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shadowrouge
02.22.2012 , 05:24 PM | #13
Corso Riggs " Now your dumb, ugly and dead."
Weekend Beta tester 11-11-11/ Thanksgiving tester 11-25-11

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OwenP
02.22.2012 , 05:30 PM | #14
Vette:

"Don't get any twisted ideas in that sithy head of yours!"

&

"Alright! Back to sith business. Grr."

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lexiekaboom
02.22.2012 , 05:34 PM | #15
"those rakghouls are going to be drawn to us like a hutt to a buffet"

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Llenyd
02.22.2012 , 05:35 PM | #16
"May the floors be with you."

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Guildrum
02.22.2012 , 05:40 PM | #17
The Trooper is severely lacking in this regard, but there is a gem here.

*Trooper confronts pirate over stolen piece of an Imperial code machine*

Imperial Soldier: Halt in the name of the Empire! You are in possession of stolen Imperial property!

Trooper: Sorry, we are in the middle of a business transaction, let me get to you later.

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ItchyThePenguin
02.22.2012 , 05:42 PM | #18
Darth Baras: YEAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH

Sith Warrior: I feel your anger, master.

Darth Baras: A blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient could feel MY ANGER!

Vette: Okay, I'm officially scared...
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Formerly of Mind Trick and Corellian Run -- Now of The Shadowlands

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Beeteel
02.22.2012 , 05:54 PM | #19
Quote: Originally Posted by Kabjat View Post
Oh wait, doesn't the wife go, "Don't mind my husband, he's just caught the stupid." or something equally funny?
aahh damn I cant remember. Ill head over there to check it out

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Zunayson
02.22.2012 , 06:02 PM | #20
They were acting strange... showing all signs of being traitors... so I killed them. How was I supposed to know they were throwing a party for my promotion?

-Some guy on Drumond Kaas who tells you to find the Kubaz stealth dudes.
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Bioware couldn't balance a sheet of plywood if it were laying [sic] on the ground.
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