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Funniest line in game?


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Goatwarlord
03.04.2012 , 09:10 PM | #181
From a smuggler quest on Balmorra:

Imperial officer: Freeze or we'll shoot!
Smuggler: Will that really work? Seems out of character.
Imperial grunt: He's right, don't we usually shoot them anyway?
Imperial officer: Shut up!

Smuggler is my favorite so far.

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Anysao
03.05.2012 , 07:05 AM | #182
Quote: Originally Posted by Goatwarlord View Post
From a smuggler quest on Balmorra:

Imperial officer: Freeze or we'll shoot!
Smuggler: Will that really work? Seems out of character.
Imperial grunt: He's right, don't we usually shoot them anyway?
Imperial officer: Shut up!

Smuggler is my favorite so far.
Hey! I'm an imp! We don't ALWAYS shoot!
We have a heart, you know. We just don't use it.
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PiffyEQ
03.05.2012 , 10:57 AM | #183
Kaliyo: "Don't look at me-I don't know what we're doing. I just shoot things."
that made me lol

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Elyssandra
03.05.2012 , 12:19 PM | #184
Kaliyo to female IA "You take the smart boys...I take the rich ones, it's all good."

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Onager
03.05.2012 , 12:30 PM | #185
'Is your first name Lieutenant? You don't seem to have any leadership skills whatsoever.'
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Kharnis
03.05.2012 , 12:36 PM | #186
Tatooine Bonus Quest:

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Efir
03.05.2012 , 12:40 PM | #187
Nemro the hutt:

"An honest bounty hunter? Whats next; a funny jedi?"

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Anysao
03.05.2012 , 01:58 PM | #188
Quote: Originally Posted by Efir View Post
Nemro the hutt:

"An honest bounty hunter? Whats next; a funny jedi?"
Well, Jedi KNIGHTS have a sense of humor. Consulors are buzzkills.
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Daxovaan
03.05.2012 , 02:07 PM | #189
Guss Tuno

"Sorry captain i got nothing. Unless you want to hear about the time i juggled lightsabers in my underwear again."

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Elladan
03.05.2012 , 02:16 PM | #190
"I don't care how exotic they look. Their breath always smells like mynock dung - it's some spice in their blasted food."

Bas-Ton on the Voss natives. I did have to think of this line when I ended up marrying his daughter...
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