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Funniest line in game?


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PandaZombiePie
06.09.2014 , 12:29 AM | #1441
Corsos names for his blasters.

Flashy
Sparkles

Next time I'm going to walk in on him wearing my dance outfit getting down.

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DomiSotto
06.10.2014 , 09:40 AM | #1442
Yes, and his sword name is Hewie, but he never uses it in the game. Oh, well.

A couple of days ago, I have met Lt (I think) Trace on Imperial Taris. In response to my question why he was wearing a civilian outfit he says something like

My uniforms is a logical place to hide the bugs, I have burnt it...

I don't know why, but it cracked me up.

I also just had a blast with the last big scene of the SIth Warrior story line when
Spoiler

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Lotharofxev
06.11.2014 , 09:11 AM | #1443
Khem while entering the casino / bar on Tattoine

"I have an excellent Sabacc face."

Pause.

"That was a joke, I hate Sabacc."

Sith Warrior on Alderaan (hunting for Jaesa), you break into the rebels camp and lay waste to people

Rebel_General: "Sith, did you really break into my headquarters and kill half my Army just to ask me about my former maid?"

Sith Warrior when opponents talked smack about all the Sith they've killed:

"You've never seen my kind before"

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KillaBlade
06.13.2014 , 10:35 AM | #1444
While not exactly a line per say I did see something funny on Balmorra, twice.

A strong class droid open fire and turned upon its allies, killing them. I think the virus the imperials implemented may have had a longer reach than expected...

Good thing both times it happen to resistance fighters.
All forcer users are panzy gits.
Sith are all reckless.
Jedi are egotistical.
non-force users is where its all at.

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EranofArcadia
06.13.2014 , 10:44 AM | #1445
Quote: Originally Posted by KillaBlade View Post
While not exactly a line per say I did see something funny on Balmorra, twice.

A strong class droid open fire and turned upon its allies, killing them. I think the virus the imperials implemented may have had a longer reach than expected...

Good thing both times it happen to resistance fighters.
Oh yeah, I noticed that too.

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KillaBlade
06.17.2014 , 09:42 PM | #1446
Bet this is rather unknown, On Makeb with gault if you take him to where the hovertanks are he says this.

"I'd like to take this time to remind you that you are not, in fact, a hovertank-no matter how much you dress like one."

Funny in it of itself, a bit more so if your bounty hunter is not wearing metal armor.
All forcer users are panzy gits.
Sith are all reckless.
Jedi are egotistical.
non-force users is where its all at.

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darkbolly
06.19.2014 , 09:49 AM | #1447
most funny lines are in the smugglers storyline tho

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Nmyownworld
06.20.2014 , 07:01 AM | #1448
Imperial Agent Class Story on Voss Spoiler:
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Smuggler doing the Maelstrom Prison Flashpoint:

Grand Moff Kilran: ... It will cost him (Oteg) his life -- and yours. Darth Malgus will be most pleased.
Smuggler: What is it with you? It's always kill, kill, kill. Can't we settle this with an insult contest? I'll even let you go first.

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DomiSotto
06.20.2014 , 09:12 AM | #1449
Just saw this one this morning, on Corellia with the Smuggler.

(Situation: The location of an Awful Traitor is revealed. I think it is a hospital of some kind.)

Smuggler: I want to send him flowers.

Erm, it is far funnier in the game

Actually some options on the wheel are funnier than the lines. For the same traitor, the Smuggler is trying to turn the crowd against him:

One the Wheel: (Lie) "He does it so he could steal your women!!!"

(I did not take it and regret it - wish I could see what she actually said).

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SnoowMeow
06.21.2014 , 09:28 AM | #1450
Is it Gus Tuno who says during combat, "My friend is going to get you!"

My favorite though is when you talk to Skadge and Blizz on our ship. There's one point when Blizz lets loose with a bunch of jawa-ese, and Skadge says, "Uhh, is this thing beggin' for treats?!"

That bounty hunter one on the first post is a riot, too. I laughed hard when I saw that.