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Funniest line in game?


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Anysao
03.16.2013 , 01:03 PM | #1101
While leveling my smuggler for bonus xp weekend, i found a good one.
I flirted with a Republic Officer when she was giving me my assignment, and she responded:
"I know the Republic is in trouble when YOU are our best hope..."
Ooh! In WildStar, I get double jumps, path choices, and massive PvP!That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?

I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.

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georgethomtas
03.16.2013 , 01:07 PM | #1102
I don't know why... but I love it when Doc says: 'Its gonna be one of those days... I can already tell'
'The force was with me as usual'
Gotta love the jedi knight

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Tatile
03.16.2013 , 01:15 PM | #1103
Quote: Originally Posted by Anysao View Post
While leveling my smuggler for bonus xp weekend, i found a good one.
I flirted with a Republic Officer when she was giving me my assignment, and she responded:
"I know the Republic is in trouble when YOU are our best hope..."
Something tells me you Smuggler needs to work on his delivery (or boost his Charisma bonus.)

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nateslice
03.19.2013 , 06:48 PM | #1104
My Gunslinger once poked fun at an enthusiastic rookie scout by saying, "I've seen Gamorreans less green than this kid."

My Gunslinger is a Mirialan.
Star Wars goodness from Richard Cheese:
Star Wars Cantina
The Imperial March

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jovianus
03.19.2013 , 08:54 PM | #1105
Two of my favorites are from the Smuggler storyline on Ord Mantell.

When you infiltrate the little Separatist base on the island and the clueless kid walks in his with his droid and tells you he needs to use the computer you're currently slicing.

(paraphrasing)

Droid - "Master, I detect several non-functioning lifeforms. Specifically, those bodies over there."

Smuggler (if you choose the bluff) "Oh my stars! Our base must be under attack!"

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ekimmak
03.19.2013 , 10:10 PM | #1106
What about the male smuggler and Risha's wedding vows?

Spoiler


Wish I could remember the whole thing, I think I didn't get all of Risha's vows.
Best way to end Smuggler Act 1 is
Spoiler

You can't make up stuff like that.

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Eillack
03.20.2013 , 02:03 PM | #1107
Kaliyo after I made out with a rouge/dark jedi on Taris:

Just because she's a Jedi, doesn't mean you can't catch something. You know that, right?
With unity, comes strength...with strength, comes power...with power...comes obedience.....
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..I think it's ultimately our fault for not communicating enough.

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SalBasss
03.20.2013 , 02:11 PM | #1108
Just before an IA goes offscreen to "romance" a Jedi of somekind...

Kaliyo: "You know, just because she's a Jedi doesn't mean you can't catch something."
Shadowlands

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ayobreezie
03.20.2013 , 02:13 PM | #1109
Quote: Originally Posted by SalBasss View Post
Just before an IA goes offscreen to "romance" a Jedi of somekind...

Kaliyo: "You know, just because she's a Jedi doesn't mean you can't catch something."
Seriously.. a repeat right after the post above you? Lol.
Pull up to the scene with my saber missin'! Middle finger up to my competition!

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DarthVitrial
03.20.2013 , 11:04 PM | #1110
From the Sith Warrior, there's a conversation between Quinn and the insane Moff Broysc: (Broysc is ranting at the Warrior, and Quinn is explaining what Broysc is talking about)
Quote:
Broysc: You! You're the one who freed the Admiral!
Quinn: He calls me Admiral Malcontent. He seems to think that's my actual rank and title.
Broysc: Don't you know he's the one who lost the battle of Talay?
Quinn: Broysc's earliest command. Before I was born.
Broysc: His failure allowed the Jedi targets to escape Taris before the bombardment!
Quinn: Ancient history. Broysc wasn't even born.
Broysc: He sabotaged the Glory Space Station,for crying out loud!
Quinn: I have no idea what that is.