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Funniest line in game?


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Anysao
02.25.2012 , 02:19 PM | #91
Quote: Originally Posted by Tullianus View Post
I don't remember the exact quote, but from the BH quests on Alderaan:

Spoiler


Khem's got a few good ones like

SI: "Remind me what you do to force users" *conversational tone*
Khem Val: I devour their flesh and spit out the bones

or

Khem: "I have an excellent Pazaak face. That was a joke, I hate Pazaak"
Lol! Oh, and I think he says sabaac rather then pazaak.
Funny, never thought tulak horde as the gambling type.
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
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Revan-the-knight
02.25.2012 , 02:22 PM | #92
Quote: Originally Posted by Beeteel View Post
Cant really remember the lines but, on Hutta a man says that the foodshortage was a good thing because it made his wife lose weight.

Someone remember the correct lines for me plz! I lold hard
THe plus side about the Food Shortage is that the wife has been losing a bit of weight or somesuch followed by Old Fool!
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Soultranna
02.25.2012 , 03:50 PM | #93
Quote: Originally Posted by Kabjat View Post
That prissy droid on Black Talon:

"Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation."
Translation: he's Kilran's party planner, interpreter, hired killer, and PR rep.


Funniest NPC line is for a Corellia mission where the Imperial Agent has to rescue someone, and SCORPIO (the millennia-old guardian AI) says "I have never actually rescued anyone. I shall observe this." in her creepy quiet sociopath voice of hers.

Some of the environmental NPC chatter is pretty good.

"You don't want to mess with me, I'm ten kinds of crazy!"
"... Uh huh."
"What if I pay you double to not bring me in?"
"... Nope."
"I could be your sidekick! We could go around hunting ... bad people."
"... Nope."
Just another person behind a keyboard escaping reality for a while.

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Maxxian
02.26.2012 , 12:41 AM | #94
One of my favorite came from Kira (Jedi Knight companion).

Kira: If they were to mesh Hoth and Tatootine into one planet...would it be a lush planet with nice weather?

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Soultranna
02.26.2012 , 05:03 PM | #95
Found another, from the Sith inquisitor class quests on Balmorra:
Spoiler
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Ushuma-Orbi
02.26.2012 , 05:55 PM | #96
Founded yesterday during a class quest (Sith Warrior) in Belsavis, it was hilarious for me!

Imperial comando:

-Um, sorry to interrutp. You--you're not really going to slaughter us, are you?



Grettings!
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naomicampuzano
02.26.2012 , 05:58 PM | #97
My sith sorcerer said once: "With a great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently". I LMAO so hard, that was amazing.

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Anysao
02.26.2012 , 06:54 PM | #98
Quote: Originally Posted by naomicampuzano View Post
My sith sorcerer said once: "With a great power comes a lot of nagging, apparently". I LMAO so hard, that was amazing.
Kinda true...
forget "responsibility".
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
You cannot escape the Moonbanger!The Ebon Hawk Starfighter Enthusiast.

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Anysao
02.27.2012 , 04:03 PM | #99
I like the flirting line with married people.
Ooh! In Elder Scrolls Online, I get magic spells and colossal PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
You cannot escape the Moonbanger!The Ebon Hawk Starfighter Enthusiast.

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ScarletBlaze
02.27.2012 , 04:15 PM | #100
On quesh there is one when you rescue a scientlist from the imperials he says something like this

"Npc : Not sure I can trust you.

YOu: Well then you can stay here and wait around
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