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It's not me! It's you! A guide to SWTOR PVP

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It's not me! It's you! A guide to SWTOR PVP

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SWImara
02.08.2012 , 02:03 PM | #11
Definitely good for a Wednesday afternoon laugh... I was totally with it up till the Occupy Wall Street comment :/

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Maniacal
02.08.2012 , 02:05 PM | #12
Willing to bet OP rolls either a Merc or Sorc.
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Abiza
02.08.2012 , 02:06 PM | #13
OP, I think I love you.
"At the end of the day everyone has to die, you should be honored the assassin chose you to die."

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Abiza
02.08.2012 , 02:07 PM | #14
Quote: Originally Posted by Maniacal View Post
Willing to bet OP rolls either a Merc or Sorc.
I play an assassin and I feel the same way OP does.... betting the class he rolls means nothing.
"At the end of the day everyone has to die, you should be honored the assassin chose you to die."

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rainingcrazy
02.08.2012 , 02:10 PM | #15
Quote: Originally Posted by xakto View Post
[B]Step 6: Immediately login to the forums

Step 7: Immediately ignore the thousands of posts which may be similar to yours; after-all your opinion matters more.

Step 8: Immediately revert to "schoolyard" behaviour ideally with the maturity level of a 5 year old.

Step 9: *Important! Make sure your forum post is built upon the premise that (a) The Game is Bad (b) That "insert here" class is OP and clearly is the source of your problem (c) BW is clearly working against you and there IS a conspiracy (d) Make claims about how you will only continue playing until your sub runs out. I assure you ppl will care.
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Here's the thing, guess which threads get the most response.

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Bullwrath
02.08.2012 , 02:11 PM | #16
I bow before the greatness of the OP.

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Bullwrath
02.08.2012 , 02:13 PM | #17
Quote: Originally Posted by SWImara View Post
Definitely good for a Wednesday afternoon laugh... I was totally with it up till the Occupy Wall Street comment :/
Comparing whiny, entitled crybabies in two universes was FTW.

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CaseyMRiley
02.08.2012 , 02:13 PM | #18
this thread failed to be funny
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Vegathegreat
02.08.2012 , 02:14 PM | #19
Quote: Originally Posted by xakto View Post
EXAMPLE SCENARIOS WHERE THIS GUIDE IS APPLICABLE
Have you just lost yet another WZ?
Were you just ROCKED in a 1v1 fight?
Has your team just failed you in a real or perceived way?
Did you just get stunned in the fire again!?

SOLUTION - A 10 STEP GUIDE TO HAPPINESS
If you answered yes to any of the above questions please DO NOT consider the possibility that you are not quite as good as that other guy. That can NEVER BE!. Instead go ahead and proceed with the guide below:

Step 1: Resist the urge to smash your keyboard through your monitor

Step 2: Immediately start typing in the ops group chat informing your teammates how terrible THEY are and how its their fault you are losing/have lost.

Step 3: Make sure you do step 2 as SOON as possible. Preferably at the first sign that you might have to try too much to come back and win.

Step 4: Take a moment to consider a good ol' fashioned rage quit at this time. (If {rage quit = yes, then skip to step 6}

Step 5: Smash your fists on your desk fight at the farthest possible spot from objectives or otherwise help the other team win for the rest of game.

Step 6: Immediately login to the forums

Step 7: Immediately ignore the thousands of posts which may be similar to yours; after-all your opinion matters more.

Step 8: Immediately revert to "schoolyard" behaviour ideally with the maturity level of a 5 year old.

Step 9: *Important! Make sure your forum post is built upon the premise that (a) The Game is Bad (b) That "insert here" class is OP and clearly is the source of your problem (c) BW is clearly working against you and there IS a conspiracy (d) Make claims about how you will only continue playing until your sub runs out. I assure you ppl will care.

Step 10: Immediately log back into the game and continue playing but be sure to visit the forum often there is always an opportunity to find more players like you who can help reassure you that it really isn't YOU its "insert excuse here"

A SUMMARY
Once you have followed this handy 10 step guide to happiness you will find yourself feeling better about who you are as a person. You will thrive on the knowledge that there are others like you having the same problem as you and following this very same guide! This new found comfort will mend that broken heart of yours and reestablish some of that pride you might have lost earlier. Just remember under NO circumstances it is EVER acceptable to seek to improve your abilities. Never study your class and other classes. Never consider how each of the 8 classes has to be dealt with differently. Never ever look up video's, learn from mistakes, get more gear, talk to others who might appear to be better than you or otherwise TRY HARDER. Because, come on, clearly there is an explanation for why they APPEAR to be better. (Glitches, Bugs, Gear, OP Class).

Just remember there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO IMPROVE YOUR SITUATION! BLAME BIOWARE! OCCUPY WALLSTREEET!!!! YEAHHHH !!!
this guy is awesome

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Delavager
02.08.2012 , 02:15 PM | #20
Quote: Originally Posted by Maniacal View Post
Willing to bet OP rolls either a Merc or Sorc.
You're doing it...You're doing it!!!

Guide is teaching so many!