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One upon a time EA bought bioware...

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One upon a time EA bought bioware...

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Kaladorei
12.14.2011 , 09:39 PM | #1
and then they decided to make swtor together.

EA boss:"oi bioware this betta make us a S hit ton of cash or your FIREEDDDD"

Bioware: o.. ok boss...i promise itll be good and youll get your cash"

EA boss:"it F**KIN BETTER BE, oh and btw get rid of that stupid grace period we dont want ...people actually playing the game on release that would be crazy"

Bioware:"but..but..boss, everyone is relying on that to play, the servers will be empty on day one"

EA boss:" I DONT CARE MAK IT HAPPEN IF THEY AINT PAYING FROM DAY ONE EVEN THOUGH THEYVE PRE ORDERED ETC AND PROBABLY 1% OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION WILL ACTUALLY NOT CONTINUE TO PLAY"

Bioware:" ok boss lets give em 2 days extra of early game access"

EA boss:" you spoil em you idiot, only stagger the EGA and ensure you only open a few servers and let haf the amount of people on that you probably could, just tell em sme bull that you need to keep servers in check when in fact the stress test showed they were fine with a massive portion of the playerbase online at the same time."

Bioware: "ok boss. have a nice day"

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WardedConsular
12.14.2011 , 09:42 PM | #2
I've got to know, how did you get a spy so close to one of the legendary EA Boss's?

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Sevenshots
12.14.2011 , 09:43 PM | #3
i hate that boss hes rude.

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Kaladorei
12.14.2011 , 09:43 PM | #4
I R NINJA looter

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AttaBoyTroy
12.14.2011 , 09:44 PM | #5
Stupid posts like this are why we can't have nice things

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Kaladorei
12.14.2011 , 09:45 PM | #6
Quote: Originally Posted by AttaBoyTroy View Post
Stupid posts like this are why we can't have nice things
True Story>

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Cirillis
12.14.2011 , 09:46 PM | #7
where are the space dinosaurs?

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Kaladorei
12.14.2011 , 09:47 PM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by Cirillis View Post
where are the space dinosaurs?
EA:"OMG GET RID OF THEEM DAMNED SPACE DINOSAURS.

Bioware:"o..o...ok boss. i am your friend because you give money i must listen."

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Yvin
12.14.2011 , 10:43 PM | #9
Hello everyone!

The Customer Service forum is strictly for issues with accounts or access for Star Wars: The Old Republic. For better understanding of what constitutes a Customer Service thread, please see this sticky. Since this thread is not about a Customer Service issue, we're closing it for being off-topic. Thanks for understanding!